Poetry competition CLOSED 20th August 2016 10:07pm
WINNER
Chaoticwayz
Chaoticwayz
RUNNERS-UP:
rabbitquest
and gazellemon
Bad Grammar
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Sum confusion
The bare bearly beared hymnself
Owe deer
Eye think eye just...
Let me begin again (if ewe pleas)
Deer; did ewe sea the dear a cross the see run passed the be...!
Owe my (eye think ewe might oh me)
Eye past the haute tee too the model inn the hot tea
Sumhow: Eye think twoday awl Eye can say is hay
(should it bee hey)
Words have oft bean my playground, now there like beens strewn awl over town...
They're has two bee sum weigh too say what eye've bean trying two convey
coherently
and
cogently
doesn't their
oar am Eye just out of luck
This awl adze up too uh bunch of nonsensical muck
sew! Eye mite as well give up
Yup
The bare bearly beared hymnself
Owe deer
Eye think eye just...
Let me begin again (if ewe pleas)
Deer; did ewe sea the dear a cross the see run passed the be...!
Owe my (eye think ewe might oh me)
Eye past the haute tee too the model inn the hot tea
Sumhow: Eye think twoday awl Eye can say is hay
(should it bee hey)
Words have oft bean my playground, now there like beens strewn awl over town...
They're has two bee sum weigh too say what eye've bean trying two convey
coherently
and
cogently
doesn't their
oar am Eye just out of luck
This awl adze up too uh bunch of nonsensical muck
sew! Eye mite as well give up
Yup
Old English
When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'Control'
Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.
I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the Iraq I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the gas station …..
and worked evry week I culd with no vacasion.
One thing lurned what done good for me was fixin cars.
I worked with shirt of to show of my many desert scars.
A day done come I met a girl from my dreams.
We got now three kids and life is good it seams.
I think my English done even proved a litle bit ….
but if it don't I don't' mind cuz I is happy an don't give no shit.
When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'Control'
Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.
I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the Iraq I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the gas station …..
and worked evry week I culd with no vacasion.
One thing lurned what done good for me was fixin cars.
I worked with shirt of to show of my many desert scars.
A day done come I met a girl from my dreams.
We got now three kids and life is good it seams.
I think my English done even proved a litle bit ….
but if it don't I don't' mind cuz I is happy an don't give no shit.
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