Coo Me a Picture

HollyDove said:God, that's a pretty goblet! or is it a lamp?

I'd rather drink from a pretty Puck though. lol...

Yip agreed he is fine as hell save a a bit for me lol!

In the name of the fathers

Behold the tyrannical garden of Eden
a botanical labyrinth, home of the serpent
sent to sway Eve away from lady to whore
and more blessed be the seed of Adam
for without him there would be no blood
god is good, this is man's damned hood

Coo


Baby,
Do
You

Want
Me
To
Coo?

And
Woo

Sing
Sweetly
To
You?

As
I
Tease
Your
Tip,
Slide,
And,
Glide

Up
And
Down
Your
Tool

Caress
Your
Face
With
Urgent
Hands

And
Embrace
You
With
My
Succulent
Breasts
Against
Your
Chest?

Oh
Baby,
Baby,
Shall
I
Coo?

BrrrRrrrrHhhh

Snakes hiss and kiss you at ease
Mtchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhw

Cats bag rats in packs
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Big bite, dogs bid the uninvited
wooooooooooooooow

suck blood, bed bug better off
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

WOW,  ever'body:D  Man goes out for a bit of mischief 'n mayhem, only to come back to a hot mess of  lovely poems 'sploding all over his damn self! (YUMMY!!!)  

Thanks Holly and Zazz for adding to your already fine ass'd deliciousness!  

@CraicDealer, you be sing'n a serpent's sweet  seduction...  Is that a snake in ma' ass, btw, or are you just happy to see me?

@Savaja:  Aren't you the tempting seductress cooing me suppliant to your wee bit of naughty, naughty (Me-OWE)

@SektioN8ty: Now THAT's a picture tweaking at ma' nipples (Me-YOW...that shit hurts:D)

Thanks for the entries everyone!  All have been read as a poem should be...for enjoyment!  Now....the work begins.  Rules of parliament prevail, man's thirst for BEST must be met.  "Everyone's a winner",  is for toddlers and whineabouts, and we'll have none of that nonsense here!  My decree will be laid by morning's light...or a little thereafter, depending on ma mood.

Blessings & SMILES:D

RalfTheNose said:WOW,  ever'body:D  Man goes out for a bit of mischief 'n mayhem, only to come back to a hot mess of  lovely poems 'sploding all over his damn self! (YUMMY!!!)  

Thanks Holly and Zazz for adding to your already fine ass'd deliciousness!  

@CraicDealer, you be sing'n a serpent's sweet  seduction...  Is that a snake in ma' ass, btw, or are you just happy to see me?

@Savaja:  Aren't you the tempting seductress cooing me suppliant to your wee bit of naughty, naughty (Me-OWE)

@SektioN8ty: Now THAT's a picture tweaking at ma' nipples (Me-YOW...that shit hurts:D)

Thanks for the entries everyone!  All have been read as a poem should be...for enjoyment!  Now....the work begins.  Rules of parliament prevail, man's thirst for BEST must be met.  "Everyone's a winner",  is for toddlers and whineabouts, and we'll have none of that nonsense here!  My decree will be laid by morning's light...or a little thereafter, depending on ma mood.

Blessings & SMILES:D

*Snickers under her breath at Ralfs remark to Lepp Wholly Hell!  
Loves you Ralf!!! ltms  Ay Lepp all in good clean fun!

yep, it's an Anaconda. cos clearly I'm that fucking awesome with six lines I can bend you over and fuck you up the ass with ease

lepperochan said:yep, it's an Anaconda. cos clearly I'm that fucking awesome with six lines I can bend you over and fuck you up the ass with ease

lmfao! *winky *winky* !
Party on Lepp!

lepperochan said:yep, it's an Anaconda. cos clearly I'm that fucking awesome with six lines I can bend you over and fuck you up the ass with ease

lepperochan said:yep, it's an Anaconda. cos clearly I'm that fucking awesome with six lines I can bend you over and fuck you up the ass with ease

SCREEEEEEEECH!

Anaconda...WHAT?!?
Swing it, sway it; hypnotize
Party's in ma' pants:D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aCqnLKmiHAw/Ufbzk-qz6lI/AAAAAAAACoA/dHfN-I3Q47A/s1600/tumblr_mkfwjzPmJb1rzswgdo1_500.gif

Thar's fruit in ma' loom
I swears there is...
Like an APPLE:D

Hey, Lepp, once you've come unto an end, do you look half the man or are you all show with no grOw?  (HaHa...sorry)  

Sorry for my tardiness folks, but before awards could be handed out, I had to hunt down Zazzles and hogtie her ass to steal back my trophy.  She's scrappy!!!   Then...licking at my wounds (she left marks), I hear her cooch a cooing (gazuntite) for me to give hers a lick and a lap.  No no, Zazz, no no!

Anywho.  Poems are funny beasts, at best.  All singing to be heard, all beggng for attention.  None disappointed. But, there were a few that sung a little more tender to my own pliant heart.  

Dartmouth, full of self and too blind to see infinite possibility, even through the freefall.  Sektion8ty with his yowling beast, and mad as Hell.  Scared the bejesus outta me, yet, somehow left me mostly plump with a chance for hard.  Savaja, is the coo's coo of coocoocherie, twiddling my tongue suppliant and salivating for more.  Then, there's Lepp with his anaconda meandering through the garden of Eve's Eden, full of blood and knowledge.  (or is that piss and vinegar?  ...no matter)

Ultimately, the pagan musings of Lepp's Eden left me washed in my own damned self; sated, deflated and wanton for refraction.  

Congrats to all who played!  I'm bettered for the reads. Blessings:D

RalfTheNose said:[quote-276726-lepperochan]
Hey, Lepp, once you've come unto an end, do you look half the man or are you all show with no grOw?




I used to, then I found gangster rap. now I growl and roar like a black bear then go kill me some po-leece. after that I have at it again



Thak's most much, Ralph

I'd like to dedicate this trophy to the three hundred thousand Americans who marched down Wall street yesterday in protest to climate change and filled every bin on the route to overflowing with empty plastic water bottles. I sure hope  climate change gets the message.

congrats to the two runner ups


ps. I think the guy at the car is catching jizz and washing himself in it

You guys are insane, huh!  lols

Craic Congrats
savaja cool
Everyone nice comp



@Ralf that was a crazy comp. lolz

Woohoo. I was gonna if that was wet paint on his...oh... never mind.

Ha. Wet pants for all. :D

Congrats to Lepp, Savaja and sektioN8ty
it was a fun comp ")

Thank you, RalfTheNose, CooMeister ;-* for putting on this competition and for a runner-up spot.

CraicDealer, Congratulations on the win! And, sektioN8ty, congratulations on a runner-up spot as well.

Everyone else: thank you for a lovely and incredibly entertaining competition. You are all wonderfully creative and talented, luvs! :-*

Savaja said:Thank you, RalfTheNose, CooMeister ;-* for putting on this competition and for a runner-up spot.

CraicDealer, Congratulations on the win! And, sektioN8ty, congratulations on a runner-up spot as well.

Everyone else: thank you for a lovely and incredibly entertaining competition. You are all wonderfully creative and talented, luvs! :-*

Agreed Savaja it was a blast, cheers to everyone!