Poetry competition CLOSED 15th September 2013 11:31pm
WINNER
hemihead (hemi)
hemihead (hemi)
What happened to Jonrot?
Poetry Contest Description
Nerves were stepped on last tim I did this one.. but now that we know ol Jonny boy is breathing, we'll go ahead and do it now!!
All of us who were concerned when Jon disappeared, now know where he was.
Fucker had us worried.
To make light of it, I started a competition, which I abruptly took down,
In realization that he means a lot to so many of us.
He's alive and well soooo...
What I want..
Write as an elaborate story as you can muster.
Tell me in as much detail your theory of what happened to ol Jonny boy.
VISUAL WRITING ALWAYS A PLUS WITH ME!!
Any style of writing..
Only thing that I DO NOT want to see is, JonRot died.
Keep it respectful towards Jon, as he is very respected in our wonderful community.
The more outlandish the theory, the better!!
Post up to 2 poems.
I love your style J.R.!!
This is for you bro!!
Fucker had us worried.
To make light of it, I started a competition, which I abruptly took down,
In realization that he means a lot to so many of us.
He's alive and well soooo...
What I want..
Write as an elaborate story as you can muster.
Tell me in as much detail your theory of what happened to ol Jonny boy.
VISUAL WRITING ALWAYS A PLUS WITH ME!!
Any style of writing..
Only thing that I DO NOT want to see is, JonRot died.
Keep it respectful towards Jon, as he is very respected in our wonderful community.
The more outlandish the theory, the better!!
Post up to 2 poems.
I love your style J.R.!!
This is for you bro!!
johnrot starts where the stock footage stops.
Caught 'em between dipping out and snipping doubt.
Sniffing clouds, rearranging the grout on the tiles
on the far side of town.
Get up, to stay down.
Trays up, caught time in an altered state.
Cut from the same cloth, bearded slate.
I would tell you the inner circle secrets
but I will not self incriminate. Dry snitch
on a man from a dying breed, a crying shame.
but ain't shit to blame.
Whiskey breath to heat seek
the target's in range.
Soft art turned to lost ark
more heart than brain
but enough brain to be unable
to stay stable in civilizations cradle.
Naw fuck that, the man would rather rob it
find inner peace, then find a problem with it
bring some drama to it
spin it on its face, add some space
just to throw a comma on it
play Osama Bin Laden to it
terrorizes it until it talks
becomes a written,
add some style and napalm to it.
Add it to my reading list
then light a pipe bomb off it.
edit* not strict adherence to the rules here, just a shout out to the man
Caught 'em between dipping out and snipping doubt.
Sniffing clouds, rearranging the grout on the tiles
on the far side of town.
Get up, to stay down.
Trays up, caught time in an altered state.
Cut from the same cloth, bearded slate.
I would tell you the inner circle secrets
but I will not self incriminate. Dry snitch
on a man from a dying breed, a crying shame.
but ain't shit to blame.
Whiskey breath to heat seek
the target's in range.
Soft art turned to lost ark
more heart than brain
but enough brain to be unable
to stay stable in civilizations cradle.
Naw fuck that, the man would rather rob it
find inner peace, then find a problem with it
bring some drama to it
spin it on its face, add some space
just to throw a comma on it
play Osama Bin Laden to it
terrorizes it until it talks
becomes a written,
add some style and napalm to it.
Add it to my reading list
then light a pipe bomb off it.
edit* not strict adherence to the rules here, just a shout out to the man
"JonRot: The rumors of my Death are somewhat unelusive"
Had I gone to extremities to gear my persona so legendarily.
Me J>r> the Kook of DUP..... Went off the grid for a bit to see
what more time must be spent...
I journeyed to the key's of Floridian quadrants drinking margaritas.
And Poeticizing incurious sonnets.
In my lair of Ill Repute and lagoon of debaucherous slander's.
I sunk to new found lows of ecstasy like eating crack mixed with
Col. Sanders.
Later time seemed to be of the passing sunsets and sunrises flew
by as I was fasting. Gaining a more moral and ecumenically sound
perception. The elements of life did sway me beyond this counterpoint
of inception.
So finally I was one with my destiny and all was settling down to
the way it should be. JonRot? you ask what happened to you? The
real question is the answers you have yet to see......
Had I gone to extremities to gear my persona so legendarily.
Me J>r> the Kook of DUP..... Went off the grid for a bit to see
what more time must be spent...
I journeyed to the key's of Floridian quadrants drinking margaritas.
And Poeticizing incurious sonnets.
In my lair of Ill Repute and lagoon of debaucherous slander's.
I sunk to new found lows of ecstasy like eating crack mixed with
Col. Sanders.
Later time seemed to be of the passing sunsets and sunrises flew
by as I was fasting. Gaining a more moral and ecumenically sound
perception. The elements of life did sway me beyond this counterpoint
of inception.
So finally I was one with my destiny and all was settling down to
the way it should be. JonRot? you ask what happened to you? The
real question is the answers you have yet to see......
I aint gonna say I know where the man went
but I do know that liquor prices dropped under the litre per cent
and capes wouldn’t sell
and there was a queue to drink in hell
and they didn’t ring the bell at the end of the crisis
and Greece got poorer
and the space shuttle got decommissioned
and the dinosaurs died out 60 million years ago
which cosmically speaking was yesterday
which was exactly the day that johnrot weren’t around
and then there was Ebola
and the Tunguska thing in Russia
and a new superman movie with a bloke who wore a lot of black
which is fucking suspicious
and I’m pretty sure my missus’ pussy got looser by inches
and the cat got knocked up
so fuck knows what's coming
fuck knows what
but I do know that johnrot went missing and shit went sideways
tide went in out in out and it just seemed like it did it angry
and a little bit sidewayser than sideways anyways
seemed like it had something to say
some kind of motherfuckig attitude
and then there was the planets all spinning
venus seemed brighter
some kind of planetary pissed
like it had been snorting something in gas-station rest rooms
on ‘shroom
with you know who
and I don’t know if it means much
but god died and jesus cried and the Koran got shorter by pages and pages
which it hasn’t for ages
and the trees they just seemed sadder badder madder
hell, an elm pulled a knife and threatened my life
could smell johnrot on its breath
but that’s nothing you can test
so fuck knows and who knows and you know and I know
and when he went didn't Egypt go shit-balls
that's one fucking coincidence too many if any
and then there was the solar sun just seemed less fun
seemed like it was burning every one
like they was dying of it crying of it wishing for it
for the johnrot juice
who knows the truth?
just him and me and I saying nothin', see
survival you’d call it
if I had to name it
though I’ll say this
he’s back and that’s that
and now nothing’s amiss.....
{no entry to comp intended}
but I do know that liquor prices dropped under the litre per cent
and capes wouldn’t sell
and there was a queue to drink in hell
and they didn’t ring the bell at the end of the crisis
and Greece got poorer
and the space shuttle got decommissioned
and the dinosaurs died out 60 million years ago
which cosmically speaking was yesterday
which was exactly the day that johnrot weren’t around
and then there was Ebola
and the Tunguska thing in Russia
and a new superman movie with a bloke who wore a lot of black
which is fucking suspicious
and I’m pretty sure my missus’ pussy got looser by inches
and the cat got knocked up
so fuck knows what's coming
fuck knows what
but I do know that johnrot went missing and shit went sideways
tide went in out in out and it just seemed like it did it angry
and a little bit sidewayser than sideways anyways
seemed like it had something to say
some kind of motherfuckig attitude
and then there was the planets all spinning
venus seemed brighter
some kind of planetary pissed
like it had been snorting something in gas-station rest rooms
on ‘shroom
with you know who
and I don’t know if it means much
but god died and jesus cried and the Koran got shorter by pages and pages
which it hasn’t for ages
and the trees they just seemed sadder badder madder
hell, an elm pulled a knife and threatened my life
could smell johnrot on its breath
but that’s nothing you can test
so fuck knows and who knows and you know and I know
and when he went didn't Egypt go shit-balls
that's one fucking coincidence too many if any
and then there was the solar sun just seemed less fun
seemed like it was burning every one
like they was dying of it crying of it wishing for it
for the johnrot juice
who knows the truth?
just him and me and I saying nothin', see
survival you’d call it
if I had to name it
though I’ll say this
he’s back and that’s that
and now nothing’s amiss.....
{no entry to comp intended}
He was…
Where was he
No one knows
Only he
John knows
Where he went
Was he the guy
Who stopped the truck
From running over
A little boy with a duck
In Detroit and disappeared
Was he the man
With the purple shirt
Who ran through the street
With his camera
In troubled Egypt
Was he the man in China
Who scrambled to save
A family in a landslide
And then walked away
Into the sunset
Where did you go
John
No one knows
I don’t
But you were missed.
Where was he
No one knows
Only he
John knows
Where he went
Was he the guy
Who stopped the truck
From running over
A little boy with a duck
In Detroit and disappeared
Was he the man
With the purple shirt
Who ran through the street
With his camera
In troubled Egypt
Was he the man in China
Who scrambled to save
A family in a landslide
And then walked away
Into the sunset
Where did you go
John
No one knows
I don’t
But you were missed.
