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Who Am I ( I am Real )

shaunda
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Poetry Contest

A short poem about the life of this fish? and whether it's male or emale
Any type poem
short in length
as many poems as you want
The poem that makes me laugh the most wins
as long as it answers the question of whether it's male or female



Caged_Raven
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Poetryman
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LOL, that thing can't be real. I might write a poem about the Loc-Ness Sausage... The mouth looks like it came from the creature in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. I can think of some really funny lines to go along with that, but I have to know wher that pic came from. HoaxBusters???

JJ

CWS64
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Exposed for the monster I am
Crucified cock
The beast that rules the man

shaunda
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hahaha. It is creepy. Since both poems so far have made me laugh, I've changed the requirements to say what sex is it, and the funniest poem wins. Thanks. Unlimited poems you can write.

jaspersilence
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  MUTATED MERMAID

It is not my fault mutation occurred.
The face of man is so much worse.
For man is why I've come to be...
I've never loved...
Won't you kiss me???

shaunda
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hahaha. Good one. Not a deformed mermaid though. I'll let everyone know what it is when the contest is over.

poet Anonymous

FROM THE X-FILES:

I am the female penis eater
A rare fish, rarely seen
However, I will suck your dick
Like a popsickle stick
You never had it so good
As you look down
You start to scream
I not only give head
I chew and digest
Why did you not feel it
Is your question
I secrete endorphins
During along with my saliva
Gives you a high
Bye, bye.......!!!!!

CWS64
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Leach on steroids
Living succubus
Real world vampire
How's that fit your late night fantasy's
Not so pretty
This bad boy of flesh
But then that's why thier fantasy's
Cause reality sucks
Oh, and so does he.

shaunda
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somelikeithot said:FROM THE X-FILES:

I am the female penis eater
A rare fish, rarely seen
However, I will suck your dick
Like a popsickle stick
You never had it so good
As you look down
You start to scream
I not only give head
I chew and digest
Why did you not feel it
Is your question
I secrete endorphins
During along with my saliva
Gives you a high
Bye, bye.......!!!!!


hahahaha.Good one. That is so gross. And many men would deserve that..

shaunda
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CWS64 said:Leach on steroids
Living succubus
Real world vampire
How's that fit you late night fantasy's
Not so pretty
This bad boy of flesh
But then that's why thier fantasy's
Cause reality suck
Oh, and so does he

hahaha. you're close. It is a blood sucker

shaunda
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hahaha. It's gross isn't it. It's found in lakes and is actually much smaller than the picture shows. It only grows to about 3 feet. I promise I will tell you what it is when the contest is over.

poet Anonymous

If only I were a penis....by mikimoondancer

It's hard to be gruesome
yet sought and disturbed
Then jeered and molested
Poked and perturbed
I'm lacking in beauty
and don't have much charm
Yet strangers take pictures
and discuss what I am
I'd prefer to lie low
just breed and suck blood
I have no cute features
and don't get much love
But yet, I exist
and have a real purpose
I never asked to be brought
to the surface
There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.

shaunda
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mikimoondancer said:If only I were a penis....by mikimoondancer

It's hard to be gruesome
yet sought and disturbed
Then jeered and molested
Poked and perturbed
I'm lacking in beauty
and don't have much charm
Yet strangers take pictures
and discuss what I am
I'd prefer to lie low
just breed and suck blood
I have no cute features
and don't get much love
But yet, I exist
and have a real purpose
I never asked to be brought
to the surface
There is a slight irony
and a bit of sick wit
In knowing that I'd be worshiped
If I were a dick.


ahahahahahahaha Cracked me up, this one did. Thanks Miss Moondancer

Gg78
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I'll be back for this one lol


(I'll delete this and post my poem here )

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