Poetry competition CLOSED 8th August 2011 1:21am
WINNER
Darkbee (DB)
Darkbee (DB)
RUNNERS-UP:
jolais
and Bonang
limericks :
There once was a man from Belize,
who had the most incredible sneeze.
With tremendous might,
ah-choo'd into flight,
through the air with the greatest of ease.
Okay, somebody needs to save me from myself. Eamon, maybe you could bar me from posting in this thread anymore.
who had the most incredible sneeze.
With tremendous might,
ah-choo'd into flight,
through the air with the greatest of ease.
Okay, somebody needs to save me from myself. Eamon, maybe you could bar me from posting in this thread anymore.
Darkbee said:There once was a man from Belize,
who had the most incredible sneeze.
With tremendous might,
ah-choo'd into flight,
through the air with the greatest of ease.
Okay, somebody needs to save me from myself. Eamon, maybe you could bar me from posting in this thread anymore.
i would only for you are making me laugh when i read them
who had the most incredible sneeze.
With tremendous might,
ah-choo'd into flight,
through the air with the greatest of ease.
Okay, somebody needs to save me from myself. Eamon, maybe you could bar me from posting in this thread anymore.
i would only for you are making me laugh when i read them
Anonymous
There once was a drunken sinner
whose ranting made the walls thinner.
So he made quite a mess
by quitting CBS,
and claiming to be a bi-winner.
whose ranting made the walls thinner.
So he made quite a mess
by quitting CBS,
and claiming to be a bi-winner.
There one was a frock
that said what's up doc?
The limericks growing
With some talent showing
All eaten by the croc.
There once was a god named Shoegorath
Who was renown for his fantastic wrath
The Court squelled and appealed
Thus their plummeting fate sealed
And Sheggers enjoyed a blood-carrot bath.
that said what's up doc?
The limericks growing
With some talent showing
All eaten by the croc.
There once was a god named Shoegorath
Who was renown for his fantastic wrath
The Court squelled and appealed
Thus their plummeting fate sealed
And Sheggers enjoyed a blood-carrot bath.
Hi
I saw your competition and thought I'd try my hand at limericks.Be warned, humour is not my forte!
There once was a boy,a gillie,
who stumbled upon a filly:
he flicked her tits,
she flicked his bits,
And they fucked each other silly.
Yes,"gillie" is a word in the dictionary-not a figment of my imagination!
Great competition!!!
I saw your competition and thought I'd try my hand at limericks.Be warned, humour is not my forte!
There once was a boy,a gillie,
who stumbled upon a filly:
he flicked her tits,
she flicked his bits,
And they fucked each other silly.
Yes,"gillie" is a word in the dictionary-not a figment of my imagination!
Great competition!!!
