Poetry competition CLOSED 15th March 2020 9:00pm
WINNER
SweetKittyCat5
SweetKittyCat5
RUNNER-UP:
Adzy
Jingle Tingle
Anonymous
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Sing a song of Taj Mahal
Sing a song of Tajmahal
a fine nazm or a ghazal
Of this landmark for lovers
Ah, a lover's edifice
Complete with medieval bowers
It's a Mecca for tourists!
Tis sensational, tis exceptional
tis truly a touristy place.
Watch the shimmer of its magnificent marbled dome
Moonlight or sunlight, it glimmers of imperial chrome
It's ironical then
that though Indian-Arabian I am
I haven't yet been to this touristy place
It is truly as they must say, a lover's shrine
a place where hearts duly incline
They find it steamy
I find it dreamy
Oh, I've got to see for myself this touristy place.
Each of the marbled minarets
conceal such romantic secrets
for lovers to silently explore
to admire and to adore
A place human lovebirds couldn't ignore.
Ah you've got to visit this touristy place!
Two famed lovers lie in the legendary vault below
and the stream too it has a romantic flow
It's a lovers haven and paradise on earth
Even dead passions there undergo a rebirth
Ah, rekindle my love for you in this touristy place!
Extol I may this awesome imposing edifice
A greed for pure love is perhaps better than avarice
Löng live the legend of Shah jahan and Mumtaz mahal
Long live love and love like a Moghul
so forever we have this monumental grace!
Yeah take me my luv to this touristy place!
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a fine nazm or a ghazal
Of this landmark for lovers
Ah, a lover's edifice
Complete with medieval bowers
It's a Mecca for tourists!
Tis sensational, tis exceptional
tis truly a touristy place.
Watch the shimmer of its magnificent marbled dome
Moonlight or sunlight, it glimmers of imperial chrome
It's ironical then
that though Indian-Arabian I am
I haven't yet been to this touristy place
It is truly as they must say, a lover's shrine
a place where hearts duly incline
They find it steamy
I find it dreamy
Oh, I've got to see for myself this touristy place.
Each of the marbled minarets
conceal such romantic secrets
for lovers to silently explore
to admire and to adore
A place human lovebirds couldn't ignore.
Ah you've got to visit this touristy place!
Two famed lovers lie in the legendary vault below
and the stream too it has a romantic flow
It's a lovers haven and paradise on earth
Even dead passions there undergo a rebirth
Ah, rekindle my love for you in this touristy place!
Extol I may this awesome imposing edifice
A greed for pure love is perhaps better than avarice
Löng live the legend of Shah jahan and Mumtaz mahal
Long live love and love like a Moghul
so forever we have this monumental grace!
Yeah take me my luv to this touristy place!
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Written by Zaynab_kamoonpury
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Anonymous
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K F C
I’ve crossed the road and down the street
I’m white and dark juicy meat.
I can be crispy and full of spice
But original is always nice.
Let your hunger be your guide
To try a tempting tasty side.
Together we shall truly see
Why so much tries to taste like me.
Written by midevil
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P B & J 🥪
( a Quatern jingle )
It sticks to the roof of your mouth,
We bet you love what that can do.
The EU, the States, check it out,
It’s all the rage, healthy & new.
Creamy, chunky and jelly-swirled,
It sticks to the roof of your mouth.
There’s nothing like it in the world,
With a peanut taste from the south.
Hey SKIPPY & JIF, what up now?
On a shelf, never out of stock.
It sticks to the roof of your mouth;
With PETER PAN, cookies will rock.
Imagine if we come today
To leave Reece’s Cups thru’ the house.
And the Classic PB & J,
It sticks to the roof of your mouth!
It sticks to the roof of your mouth,
We bet you love what that can do.
The EU, the States, check it out,
It’s all the rage, healthy & new.
Creamy, chunky and jelly-swirled,
It sticks to the roof of your mouth.
There’s nothing like it in the world,
With a peanut taste from the south.
Hey SKIPPY & JIF, what up now?
On a shelf, never out of stock.
It sticks to the roof of your mouth;
With PETER PAN, cookies will rock.
Imagine if we come today
To leave Reece’s Cups thru’ the house.
And the Classic PB & J,
It sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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Stings Like Fire
(To the tune of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire, of course)
Butt, when it’s a hurting thing
And it aches while crapping,
Your situation is dire
Because it stings like fire,
You can’t sit down down down when its making you perspire,
And it hurts hurts hurts because it stings like fire, it stings like fire
(Announcer:
Preparation H is rapid relief hemorrhoid treatment cream that can help ease the itching and burning.
It reduces swelling and provides a soothing feeling with a protective layer to help you make it through the day)
To sit and or even go bike riding,
It’s a precious thing,
But when you feel desire,
Don’t touch, because it stings like fire.
Check for brown brown brown in your drawers or you’ll grow big with ire,
Make sure there’s no blood blood blood or else you’ll go haywire, you’ll go haywire.
(Announcer:
Do not take preparation H if you are already using other creams like Tucks, Fissure Control, Forces of Nature,
Butt-How Relief, Avoid Rhoids, Anallabia Ease, Hemoshart Stop, Poop Recoup or Itchy Barnacle Balm).
Rump, it’s a delicate thing,
Careful when it’s happening,
You don’t have to a crier,
If you feel your butt’s on fire.
Go around ‘round ‘round to the drugstore and inquire,
You’re going to learn learn learn how to stop that fire, when it stings like fire.
(Announcer:
Symptoms may include polyps, pink eye, stink eye, stink finger, anal seepage, gout, pimp limping, pimp slapping, unexplainable need for crying, voting Republican, reading 50 Shades of Gray, strokes and heart attacks. Consult your doctor before using.)
Because it stings like fire, it stings like fire.
Butt, when it’s a hurting thing
And it aches while crapping,
Your situation is dire
Because it stings like fire,
You can’t sit down down down when its making you perspire,
And it hurts hurts hurts because it stings like fire, it stings like fire
(Announcer:
Preparation H is rapid relief hemorrhoid treatment cream that can help ease the itching and burning.
It reduces swelling and provides a soothing feeling with a protective layer to help you make it through the day)
To sit and or even go bike riding,
It’s a precious thing,
But when you feel desire,
Don’t touch, because it stings like fire.
Check for brown brown brown in your drawers or you’ll grow big with ire,
Make sure there’s no blood blood blood or else you’ll go haywire, you’ll go haywire.
(Announcer:
Do not take preparation H if you are already using other creams like Tucks, Fissure Control, Forces of Nature,
Butt-How Relief, Avoid Rhoids, Anallabia Ease, Hemoshart Stop, Poop Recoup or Itchy Barnacle Balm).
Rump, it’s a delicate thing,
Careful when it’s happening,
You don’t have to a crier,
If you feel your butt’s on fire.
Go around ‘round ‘round to the drugstore and inquire,
You’re going to learn learn learn how to stop that fire, when it stings like fire.
(Announcer:
Symptoms may include polyps, pink eye, stink eye, stink finger, anal seepage, gout, pimp limping, pimp slapping, unexplainable need for crying, voting Republican, reading 50 Shades of Gray, strokes and heart attacks. Consult your doctor before using.)
Because it stings like fire, it stings like fire.
Written by wallyroo92
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