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Jingle Tingle

gardenlover
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Holidays

A jingle for Nudist Holidays Inc

On our beaches completely bare,
Free your body of all care
Discard your clothes, do not scare.

Let the air bathe your body,
Nudity is not naughty;
Perfectly natural and never bawdy.

From your cares you'll be detached,
Uninhibited free and relaxed,
Whether you're hairy or waxed.

A week with us and you'll agree
Body shape is not the key
Without clothes you are care-free
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gardenlover
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Advertising Pays

2 jingles advertising 'Whores Galore'
 
Our bodies are for Hire
Tell us what you aspire
We'll do  our best to fulfill
And hope you all have a thrill
 
Come in and sample what we offer
Which part of me should I proffer
You may just want a simple bang
Or the services of the gang.
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snugglebuck
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Thank you for contribution, Gardenlover.  As you may already know, July 14th is National Nude Day.  It has become so popular that many employers allow their employees the day off.  In fact, last National Nude Day I showed up to work naked.  My boss was so impressed she sent me home.  Problem was she never let me return.

snugglebuck
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Advertising Pays

2 jingles advertising 'Whores Galore'
 
Our bodies are for Hire
Tell us what you aspire
We'll do  our best to fulfill
And hope you all have a thrill
 
Come in and sample what we offer
Which part of me should I proffer
You may just want a simple bang
Or the services of the gang.
Written by gardenlover
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gardenlover said:

Garden, you might have a money maker here.  So happens, nearly all legal brothels in the USA are going broke.  I fact, the demand for 'love for sale'  is so low, many metropolitian police forces are reducing their Vice Squads.  Seems millennial males are losing their mojo.  But that's only a theory, who knows?  Maybe they're just more moral.

But don't be surprised if a Cat-house contacts you.

Kinkpoet
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Alien Cathouse

stressed?
forlorn?
need to let go?

sex
with an alien just what you’re
looking for

don’t beat your meat
pick a suite
The Holodeck
Atlantis Fantasy
or if your really adventurous
The Abduction and Probing Room

trumps wall
can’t stop you
fly right over

come in for a nip
we’ll go on a trip
around the world
or the solar system

Right next to the
Area 51 Alien Cafe
on highway 95

don’t delay
you can pay

we proudly accept:
cash, visa, mc, amex
bitcoin, galaxy credit
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Vamps
Vamps
ReVamps
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snugglebuck
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Be careful Kinkpoet, I've heard some of those little green women pack nasty STDs.  You don't want a monster to explode out of your Tally-whacker.👽🚀

snugglebuck
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Vamps, your write was so sweet it was cause for me to check my blood sugar.🌡

ClassyBird
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Oh Henry Chocolate Bar

Oh Henry,  
I'm lost for words.
Your sweet smooth skin
melt against my tongue,  
pleasures my mouth  
savory and sweet,  
Your caramel satisfies my appetite  
oh how I enjoy sucking your nuts,  
makes me close my eyes    
as your chocolate larva  
seeps down my throat  
pasting my esophagus  
with that molten rich cocoa  
leaves me speechless,  
"Oh Henry!!!"
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Blackwolf
Blackwolf
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Elect Kinect As A Detector Invention !

We Resurrect Kinect To Detect The Body Erect

With A No Redemption Exemption Concession !

We Guarantee The Secrecy Of Any Declension ,

And Utilize Systems Biology To Set Free Ascension !

And We Can Not Forget Lest We Regret To Mention ,

We Have Methodologies To Extend The Distention

Elect Kinect As Your Prime Mover Invention !
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Blackwolf
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Legalization Leads To Advertization

Never Fear Our Bud Will Make You Wiser Than Any Beer !
 
Our Business Is Sealed With A Kiss Of Cannabis !
 
Kill The Pain That Fakes You Makes You Insane In The Brain !
 
No Smoke Screen Just Scene Green !
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snugglebuck
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Classybird, that write was so hot it's enough to give Willie Wonka a confection!

snugglebuck
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Legalization Leads To Advertization

Never Fear Our Bud Will Make You Wiser Than Any Beer !
 
Our Business Is Sealed With A Kiss Of Cannabis !
 
Kill The Pain That Fakes You Makes You Insane In The Brain !
 
No Smoke Screen Just Scene Green !
Written by Blackwolf (I.M.Blackwolf)
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Blackwolf, you make a good point.  Mary Jane could be a brand name, with a Betty Crocker type persona.

Ely
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Burma Shave #2 The Perfect Squelch

Driving downtown...
        Late at night...  
She stopped and waited...  
        At the light...  
   
Feller run out...  
        Trenchcoat flashed...  
 She looked...  
         She laughed...  
 
His hopes were dashed!              
         ¡Burma Shave!
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snugglebuck
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Burma Shave #2 The Perfect Squelch

Driving downtown...
        Late at night...  
She stopped and waited...  
        At the light...  
   
Feller run out...  
        Trenchcoat flashed...  
 She looked...  
         She laughed...  
 
His hopes were dashed!              
         ¡Burma Shave!
Written by Ely (E.A.Rothwell)
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Ely said:

"Oh, what humiliation in exfoliation!😣

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