Poetry competition CLOSED 15th March 2020 9:00pm
WINNER
SweetKittyCat5
SweetKittyCat5
RUNNER-UP:
Adzy
Jingle Tingle
Holidays
A jingle for Nudist Holidays Inc
On our beaches completely bare,
Free your body of all care
Discard your clothes, do not scare.
Let the air bathe your body,
Nudity is not naughty;
Perfectly natural and never bawdy.
From your cares you'll be detached,
Uninhibited free and relaxed,
Whether you're hairy or waxed.
A week with us and you'll agree
Body shape is not the key
Without clothes you are care-free
On our beaches completely bare,
Free your body of all care
Discard your clothes, do not scare.
Let the air bathe your body,
Nudity is not naughty;
Perfectly natural and never bawdy.
From your cares you'll be detached,
Uninhibited free and relaxed,
Whether you're hairy or waxed.
A week with us and you'll agree
Body shape is not the key
Without clothes you are care-free
Written by gardenlover
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Advertising Pays
2 jingles advertising 'Whores Galore'
Our bodies are for Hire
Tell us what you aspire
We'll do our best to fulfill
And hope you all have a thrill
Come in and sample what we offer
Which part of me should I proffer
You may just want a simple bang
Or the services of the gang.
Our bodies are for Hire
Tell us what you aspire
We'll do our best to fulfill
And hope you all have a thrill
Come in and sample what we offer
Which part of me should I proffer
You may just want a simple bang
Or the services of the gang.
Written by gardenlover
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Thank you for contribution, Gardenlover. As you may already know, July 14th is National Nude Day. It has become so popular that many employers allow their employees the day off. In fact, last National Nude Day I showed up to work naked. My boss was so impressed she sent me home. Problem was she never let me return.
Advertising Pays
2 jingles advertising 'Whores Galore'
Our bodies are for Hire
Tell us what you aspire
We'll do our best to fulfill
And hope you all have a thrill
Come in and sample what we offer
Which part of me should I proffer
You may just want a simple bang
Or the services of the gang.
Our bodies are for Hire
Tell us what you aspire
We'll do our best to fulfill
And hope you all have a thrill
Come in and sample what we offer
Which part of me should I proffer
You may just want a simple bang
Or the services of the gang.
Written by gardenlover
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gardenlover said:
Garden, you might have a money maker here. So happens, nearly all legal brothels in the USA are going broke. I fact, the demand for 'love for sale' is so low, many metropolitian police forces are reducing their Vice Squads. Seems millennial males are losing their mojo. But that's only a theory, who knows? Maybe they're just more moral.
But don't be surprised if a Cat-house contacts you.
Alien Cathouse
stressed?
forlorn?
need to let go?
sex
with an alien just what you’re
looking for
don’t beat your meat
pick a suite
The Holodeck
Atlantis Fantasy
or if your really adventurous
The Abduction and Probing Room
trumps wall
can’t stop you
fly right over
come in for a nip
we’ll go on a trip
around the world
or the solar system
Right next to the
Area 51 Alien Cafe
on highway 95
don’t delay
you can pay
we proudly accept:
cash, visa, mc, amex
bitcoin, galaxy credit
forlorn?
need to let go?
sex
with an alien just what you’re
looking for
don’t beat your meat
pick a suite
The Holodeck
Atlantis Fantasy
or if your really adventurous
The Abduction and Probing Room
trumps wall
can’t stop you
fly right over
come in for a nip
we’ll go on a trip
around the world
or the solar system
Right next to the
Area 51 Alien Cafe
on highway 95
don’t delay
you can pay
we proudly accept:
cash, visa, mc, amex
bitcoin, galaxy credit
Written by Kinkpoet
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Anonymous
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Oh Henry Chocolate Bar
Oh Henry,
I'm lost for words.
Your sweet smooth skin
melt against my tongue,
pleasures my mouth
savory and sweet,
Your caramel satisfies my appetite
oh how I enjoy sucking your nuts,
makes me close my eyes
as your chocolate larva
seeps down my throat
pasting my esophagus
with that molten rich cocoa
leaves me speechless,
"Oh Henry!!!"
I'm lost for words.
Your sweet smooth skin
melt against my tongue,
pleasures my mouth
savory and sweet,
Your caramel satisfies my appetite
oh how I enjoy sucking your nuts,
makes me close my eyes
as your chocolate larva
seeps down my throat
pasting my esophagus
with that molten rich cocoa
leaves me speechless,
"Oh Henry!!!"
Written by ClassyBird
(ClAsSyBiRdMeLlA)
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Elect Kinect As A Detector Invention !
We Resurrect Kinect To Detect The Body Erect
With A No Redemption Exemption Concession !
We Guarantee The Secrecy Of Any Declension ,
And Utilize Systems Biology To Set Free Ascension !
And We Can Not Forget Lest We Regret To Mention ,
We Have Methodologies To Extend The Distention
Elect Kinect As Your Prime Mover Invention !
With A No Redemption Exemption Concession !
We Guarantee The Secrecy Of Any Declension ,
And Utilize Systems Biology To Set Free Ascension !
And We Can Not Forget Lest We Regret To Mention ,
We Have Methodologies To Extend The Distention
Elect Kinect As Your Prime Mover Invention !
Written by Blackwolf
(I.M.Blackwolf)
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Legalization Leads To Advertization
Never Fear Our Bud Will Make You Wiser Than Any Beer !
Our Business Is Sealed With A Kiss Of Cannabis !
Kill The Pain That Fakes You Makes You Insane In The Brain !
No Smoke Screen Just Scene Green !
Our Business Is Sealed With A Kiss Of Cannabis !
Kill The Pain That Fakes You Makes You Insane In The Brain !
No Smoke Screen Just Scene Green !
Written by Blackwolf
(I.M.Blackwolf)
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Legalization Leads To Advertization
Never Fear Our Bud Will Make You Wiser Than Any Beer !
Our Business Is Sealed With A Kiss Of Cannabis !
Kill The Pain That Fakes You Makes You Insane In The Brain !
No Smoke Screen Just Scene Green !
Our Business Is Sealed With A Kiss Of Cannabis !
Kill The Pain That Fakes You Makes You Insane In The Brain !
No Smoke Screen Just Scene Green !
Written by Blackwolf
(I.M.Blackwolf)
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Blackwolf said:
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Blackwolf, you make a good point. Mary Jane could be a brand name, with a Betty Crocker type persona.
Burma Shave #2 The Perfect Squelch
Driving downtown...
Late at night...
She stopped and waited...
At the light...
Feller run out...
Trenchcoat flashed...
She looked...
She laughed...
His hopes were dashed!
¡Burma Shave!
Late at night...
She stopped and waited...
At the light...
Feller run out...
Trenchcoat flashed...
She looked...
She laughed...
His hopes were dashed!
¡Burma Shave!
Written by Ely
(E.A.Rothwell)
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Burma Shave #2 The Perfect Squelch
Driving downtown...
Late at night...
She stopped and waited...
At the light...
Feller run out...
Trenchcoat flashed...
She looked...
She laughed...
His hopes were dashed!
¡Burma Shave!
Late at night...
She stopped and waited...
At the light...
Feller run out...
Trenchcoat flashed...
She looked...
She laughed...
His hopes were dashed!
¡Burma Shave!
Written by Ely
(E.A.Rothwell)
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