The Wicked Nomnation!
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snugglebuck
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
Believe Me
I want to thank you for this nomination
Believe me, if I am elected as your most beloved villain
I’m going to build a great big beautiful wall
Between us and those dirty Mexicans
And I promise to ban immigrants of Islam
For I am the great Orange Ignoramus
And you are my ignorant minions
Believe me, if I am elected as your most beloved villain
I’m going to build a great big beautiful wall
Between us and those dirty Mexicans
And I promise to ban immigrants of Islam
For I am the great Orange Ignoramus
And you are my ignorant minions
Written by snugglebuck
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ManofPixels
Joined 26th May 2018
Forum Posts: 1
Strange Creature
Forum Posts: 1
That is the most professional certificate I've ever seen.
Heart_symphony
Forum Posts: 60
Twisted Dreamer
3
Joined 17th Jan 2018Forum Posts: 60
Twisted Game
My twisted words
Wrap around their necks
Like barbwire
The sharp edges pierce their skin
Bleed, bleed, bleed
Their screams sweet music
Choking as my grip tightens
Whimpering under my grasp
I control every breath they take
These broken souls
Are my trophies
All stacked in rows
Their tears revive me
Their blood warms me
Their screams soothe me
I bathe in their blood
It seeps into my skin
Nourishing me
It’s fun to play with them
To trick them
To lie
I can intimate their emotions
So flawlessly
Like acting out a role
I watch them suffer
And copy their pain
So I can trick another
My smooth words flow
Caressing their ears
Like a siren I lure
Wearing an Angel mask
To disguise
A devil heart
These desperate souls
Fall head over heels
Into my game
I damage them beyond repair
Until they beg me
To choke their last breath
Wrap around their necks
Like barbwire
The sharp edges pierce their skin
Bleed, bleed, bleed
Their screams sweet music
Choking as my grip tightens
Whimpering under my grasp
I control every breath they take
These broken souls
Are my trophies
All stacked in rows
Their tears revive me
Their blood warms me
Their screams soothe me
I bathe in their blood
It seeps into my skin
Nourishing me
It’s fun to play with them
To trick them
To lie
I can intimate their emotions
So flawlessly
Like acting out a role
I watch them suffer
And copy their pain
So I can trick another
My smooth words flow
Caressing their ears
Like a siren I lure
Wearing an Angel mask
To disguise
A devil heart
These desperate souls
Fall head over heels
Into my game
I damage them beyond repair
Until they beg me
To choke their last breath
Written by Heart_symphony
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Blackwolf
I.M.Blackwolf
Forum Posts: 3572
I.M.Blackwolf
Tyrant of Words
13
Joined 31st Mar 2018 Forum Posts: 3572
A Little Depraved A Little Perverse
A Little Depraved A Little Perverse
I Rub My Hands Malevolently
O Which Curse Is Really Worse ,
Shall I Destroy This Universe ?
Or With Mirth And Great Glee , Shall It Be
One Of Anti - Joy , Removing
All Smiles From Girl And Boy ?
Dismay Only Keeps Improving
Some Black Heart's Awful Beat
Even More When They Admit Defeat
And Curl Up In Some Crying Ball
When I Made Their Love Feel Small
Or Them Feel Affronted Or Unwanted
Or Never Come Out From Inside A Box
Even When I Opened All The Locks
Or Shall I Leave Them In A Pit Of Snakes
Or Throw Them In A Bone Filled Lake
Or Shut Them In A Spider Filled Cave
And Tell No One So They Won't Be Saved ?
O This Thought Is So Much Fun
And No Way Yet Am I Close To Done !
How About A Den Of Hyenas So Ferocious ,
O Yes , That Sounds Just So Atrocious !
Or Make Them Eat Frogs Raw And Green ,
O That Sounds Just So Perfectly Mean !
Tell Them Parents Wish They Never Were Born ,
Or That Someone Just Killed The Last Unicorn ?
That They Will Never Get Another Dessert ,
Or If They Eat Candy They Will Really Get Hurt ?
That They Will Never See Another Butterfly
Or Tell Them A Clown Will Poke Them In The Eye ?
Tell Girls Another Doll Will Never Be Made
Or That Every Color In The World Will Soon Fade
Or Zombies Will Get Them In Their Dreams
And Vampires Wait In The House Roof Beams ?
Tell Them Devils Are Real And The Angels Fell
And There Is No Heaven , There Is Only Hell ,
And Big Lakes Of Fire Where They Shall Burn
And Never Again Shall A Merry Go Round Turn
Tell Them If They Sleep They Shall Never Awake
But That Will Be A Chance They Will Have To Take
Tell Them Doctors Will Stick Them With Needles
And All Their Cereal Will Be Filled With Weevils
And Badgers Shall Pull Them Down Rabbit Holes
Where They Shall Be Kept In The Dark Just Like Moles
And If They Swim They Shall Be Eaten By Sharks
Comb And Toothbrush Shall Bite And Leave Marks
Their Words Shall Choke Them If They Try To Speak
And If They Try To Run Away Their Legs Will Get Weak
O How I Love To Be Devious And To Be So Heinous ,
And Just To Think , For Me , This Was All So Spontaneous !
I Rub My Hands Malevolently
O Which Curse Is Really Worse ,
Shall I Destroy This Universe ?
Or With Mirth And Great Glee , Shall It Be
One Of Anti - Joy , Removing
All Smiles From Girl And Boy ?
Dismay Only Keeps Improving
Some Black Heart's Awful Beat
Even More When They Admit Defeat
And Curl Up In Some Crying Ball
When I Made Their Love Feel Small
Or Them Feel Affronted Or Unwanted
Or Never Come Out From Inside A Box
Even When I Opened All The Locks
Or Shall I Leave Them In A Pit Of Snakes
Or Throw Them In A Bone Filled Lake
Or Shut Them In A Spider Filled Cave
And Tell No One So They Won't Be Saved ?
O This Thought Is So Much Fun
And No Way Yet Am I Close To Done !
How About A Den Of Hyenas So Ferocious ,
O Yes , That Sounds Just So Atrocious !
Or Make Them Eat Frogs Raw And Green ,
O That Sounds Just So Perfectly Mean !
Tell Them Parents Wish They Never Were Born ,
Or That Someone Just Killed The Last Unicorn ?
That They Will Never Get Another Dessert ,
Or If They Eat Candy They Will Really Get Hurt ?
That They Will Never See Another Butterfly
Or Tell Them A Clown Will Poke Them In The Eye ?
Tell Girls Another Doll Will Never Be Made
Or That Every Color In The World Will Soon Fade
Or Zombies Will Get Them In Their Dreams
And Vampires Wait In The House Roof Beams ?
Tell Them Devils Are Real And The Angels Fell
And There Is No Heaven , There Is Only Hell ,
And Big Lakes Of Fire Where They Shall Burn
And Never Again Shall A Merry Go Round Turn
Tell Them If They Sleep They Shall Never Awake
But That Will Be A Chance They Will Have To Take
Tell Them Doctors Will Stick Them With Needles
And All Their Cereal Will Be Filled With Weevils
And Badgers Shall Pull Them Down Rabbit Holes
Where They Shall Be Kept In The Dark Just Like Moles
And If They Swim They Shall Be Eaten By Sharks
Comb And Toothbrush Shall Bite And Leave Marks
Their Words Shall Choke Them If They Try To Speak
And If They Try To Run Away Their Legs Will Get Weak
O How I Love To Be Devious And To Be So Heinous ,
And Just To Think , For Me , This Was All So Spontaneous !
Written by Blackwolf
(I.M.Blackwolf)
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Blackwolf
I.M.Blackwolf
Forum Posts: 3572
I.M.Blackwolf
Tyrant of Words
13
Joined 31st Mar 2018 Forum Posts: 3572
Question , Eli :
Are we limited to one submission ?
Are there any other rules ?
( and if there are , can we wickedly break them ? )
Are we limited to one submission ?
Are there any other rules ?
( and if there are , can we wickedly break them ? )
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MadameLavender
Forum Posts: 5711
Guardian of Shadows
90
Joined 17th Feb 2013Forum Posts: 5711
Call Me “Jezebel”
Naboth would not give my husband
his vineyard, so
I, Jezebel, wrote letters
to the elders
proclaiming untruths,
his blasphemy against God.
They stoned Naboth
by my hand, and
the vineyard became Ahab’s
my king.
No one questioned the word
of I, Jezebel
Queen of Samaria.
My story rides
in the heart of history, in
1 Kings 21, and
It rides
and rides
through time
to the Whitewaters
of Alabama, where
Vince the modern Naboth
died for land, too.
Serial killers always
use the same M.O., and
I live forever, though
I write emails
now
and go by “Hillary”, but
you can still call me “Jezebel”
if you want…
Naboth would not give my husband
his vineyard, so
I, Jezebel, wrote letters
to the elders
proclaiming untruths,
his blasphemy against God.
They stoned Naboth
by my hand, and
the vineyard became Ahab’s
my king.
No one questioned the word
of I, Jezebel
Queen of Samaria.
My story rides
in the heart of history, in
1 Kings 21, and
It rides
and rides
through time
to the Whitewaters
of Alabama, where
Vince the modern Naboth
died for land, too.
Serial killers always
use the same M.O., and
I live forever, though
I write emails
now
and go by “Hillary”, but
you can still call me “Jezebel”
if you want…
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5134
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
154
Joined 9th Nov 2015 Forum Posts: 5134
Dark Knight Joker
I am the Joker of the Dark(est) Knight.
I'll always feed my schizoid nature's flight
To rape and murder those who would delight
My psychopathic cravings at first sight.
I am the Clown with zero empathy,
To gratify the deviant in me.
In fact, it was what I did to Harley
Was due to the insanity of me.
It doesn't matter who might be in love
With this bipolar crim'nal afoul of
For what would seem right and apropos of,
I'll take you down with method hand in glove.
So be prepared, I am a decadent,
I have a sense of self entitlement.
My blood lust will be your impediment,
So you must enter to your detriment.
Copyright©️2016-2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
I'll always feed my schizoid nature's flight
To rape and murder those who would delight
My psychopathic cravings at first sight.
I am the Clown with zero empathy,
To gratify the deviant in me.
In fact, it was what I did to Harley
Was due to the insanity of me.
It doesn't matter who might be in love
With this bipolar crim'nal afoul of
For what would seem right and apropos of,
I'll take you down with method hand in glove.
So be prepared, I am a decadent,
I have a sense of self entitlement.
My blood lust will be your impediment,
So you must enter to your detriment.
Copyright©️2016-2018 Jade Pandora. All Rights Reserved.
Written by Jade-Pandora
(jade tiger)
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SURVIVOR
Forum Posts: 130
Fire of Insight
7
Joined 11th July 2015 Forum Posts: 130
Witch Of Blitz
Mirror mirror
on the wall
listen to my
speech upon
winning it all
oh do quit
clapping
has my ego
a snapping
gathered to
gather thank
you one and
all for
contributing
to your
downfall
this road
to fame
tyranny was
the game
gathered
together as
now we are
ahem...
best be taking
heed I'm about
to do a dirty
ass deed
Better be
hauling ass
and burning
rubber
you'll never know
when the witch of
blitz shall cast a
spell on you
on the wall
listen to my
speech upon
winning it all
oh do quit
clapping
has my ego
a snapping
gathered to
gather thank
you one and
all for
contributing
to your
downfall
this road
to fame
tyranny was
the game
gathered
together as
now we are
ahem...
best be taking
heed I'm about
to do a dirty
ass deed
Better be
hauling ass
and burning
rubber
you'll never know
when the witch of
blitz shall cast a
spell on you
Written by SURVIVOR
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