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wallyroo92
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Extraction
The rot has got to go,
Yet the truth is I’m attached to the tooth,
But the pain is too much to bear,
I swear, I kind of don’t want to let go.
I know there is a smell,
My swollen gums tell me so,
But the molar is already half broken off,
It’s just a sharp little sliver.
The doctor recommended the extraction,
For the tooth cannot be saved,
So I grieve there quietly,
Or else the infection may spread.
I’m a sentimental,
But I agree to part with it,
At the end of all the dental work,
The extraction will be the last.
After the needle and the slicing,
After digging and digging in my mouth,
I feel the root when it’s being removed,
I feel the memories of past meals part.
And there it was, the root and sliver,
Still intact with an attached afterbirth,
With pus and blood it quivered,
I said goodbye to my molar.
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Madbuttonhatter
Ryan R Morgan
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Ryan R Morgan
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Function(limit_val); ctrl_alt_delete
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Magical hips transmit their glory
The abyss is elusive
Incorporated by the non believers
German softcore rock glazing
Pumped and ready to reload
Concentration on the final objective
Abridged contents have no substance
A summer’s day is a Sumerian curse
Alexander the Great wanders through my bedroom
Bill Murray has a great surprise
A wandering servant finds his lost head
Bursts through the counter at maximum velocity
The German panzer was a ferocious combatant
Australian politicians are whacked out weirdos
The bees are dying at an alarming rate
Religion is for the pretentious
Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer
Finally, like, for fuck sake
Error_Number 567
Error_description: Musical taste not found
Take me away from this mind
Ideas just flow in and out
Nothing sticking
Knives thrown at metal plating
This Poem has no meaning
This poem has no meaning
This poem is life
This poem is love
POETTRON 9000 IS NOT COMPUTING
SELF DESTRUCTION IMMINENT
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, HIDE YOUR WIFE
CANNOT COMPUTE, CANNOT COMPUTE
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Poetron9000 will attempt running existntldrmpwm.exe in safe mode
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Magical hips transmit their glory
The abyss is elusive
Incorporated by the non believers
German softcore rock glazing
Pumped and ready to reload
Concentration on the final objective
Abridged contents have no substance
A summer’s day is a Sumerian curse
Alexander the Great wanders through my bedroom
Bill Murray has a great surprise
A wandering servant finds his lost head
Bursts through the counter at maximum velocity
The German panzer was a ferocious combatant
Australian politicians are whacked out weirdos
The bees are dying at an alarming rate
Religion is for the pretentious
Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer
Finally, like, for fuck sake
Error_Number 567
Error_description: Musical taste not found
Take me away from this mind
Ideas just flow in and out
Nothing sticking
Knives thrown at metal plating
This Poem has no meaning
This poem has no meaning
This poem is life
This poem is love
POETTRON 9000 IS NOT COMPUTING
SELF DESTRUCTION IMMINENT
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, HIDE YOUR WIFE
CANNOT COMPUTE, CANNOT COMPUTE
01001100 01101001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111
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Madbuttonhatter
Ryan R Morgan
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Ryan R Morgan
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Thank you, this was a really fun piece to write!
Blackwolf
I.M.Blackwolf
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I have a question , Ash...
In any Competition here , what time frame are we using to determine
"Under The Mark" ?
For instance , here where I am , it is 3:30 pm , on the 29th...
What time does that equal as to competitions deadlines ?
Thanks !
In any Competition here , what time frame are we using to determine
"Under The Mark" ?
For instance , here where I am , it is 3:30 pm , on the 29th...
What time does that equal as to competitions deadlines ?
Thanks !
Anonymous
Blackwolf said:I have a question , Ash...
In any Competition here , what time frame are we using to determine
"Under The Mark" ?
For instance , here where I am , it is 3:30 pm , on the 29th...
What time does that equal as to competitions deadlines ?
Thanks !
Under the mark for this one would be 3:07pm on April 30th in the central time zone of the United States. Does that help narrow it down for you, Blackwolf? I'm not sure when that is where you are though.
In any Competition here , what time frame are we using to determine
"Under The Mark" ?
For instance , here where I am , it is 3:30 pm , on the 29th...
What time does that equal as to competitions deadlines ?
Thanks !
Under the mark for this one would be 3:07pm on April 30th in the central time zone of the United States. Does that help narrow it down for you, Blackwolf? I'm not sure when that is where you are though.
Blackwolf
I.M.Blackwolf
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It does , thank you , Ash...
Pacific Standard time , U.S. for me...
So , it was almost 24 hrs , Madbutton had left...
By my count...I just needed to know for all future Competitions ;
Thanks !
Pacific Standard time , U.S. for me...
So , it was almost 24 hrs , Madbutton had left...
By my count...I just needed to know for all future Competitions ;
Thanks !
Anonymous
Blackwolf said:It does , thank you , Ash...
Pacific Standard time , U.S. for me...
So , it was almost 24 hrs , Madbutton had left...
By my count...I just needed to know for all future Competitions ;
Thanks !
The time will vary depending on the time of day the comp was posted, and the date will vary based on the length of time it's set to run. But for this one...there you have it!
Pacific Standard time , U.S. for me...
So , it was almost 24 hrs , Madbutton had left...
By my count...I just needed to know for all future Competitions ;
Thanks !
The time will vary depending on the time of day the comp was posted, and the date will vary based on the length of time it's set to run. But for this one...there you have it!
Anonymous
Congratulations, Blackwolf, on a deserving win! I loved the voicing and giggled my butt off. Thank you for going the extra step with that!
David_Mcleod and case28, you both brought much mirth to my day with your entries. If I could have done it, you would have trophies too.
This wasn't an easy comp to judge and I had to enlist a couple helpers to finish it. So many fun entries to choose from. Many thanks to everyone for being a sport and playing along!
David_Mcleod and case28, you both brought much mirth to my day with your entries. If I could have done it, you would have trophies too.
This wasn't an easy comp to judge and I had to enlist a couple helpers to finish it. So many fun entries to choose from. Many thanks to everyone for being a sport and playing along!
Blackwolf
I.M.Blackwolf
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I.M.Blackwolf
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I am honored , and thank you and your assistants ,
Willow / Ash...There were some fine entries by others...
*bows*
( the voicing was a lot of fun ! )
Willow / Ash...There were some fine entries by others...
*bows*
( the voicing was a lot of fun ! )
David_Macleod
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congratulations Blackwolf your entry was stunning, you are a worthy winner :-)))))
Blackwolf
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That is very kind , David...
I have seen enough of your work , to see your versatility...
To go from a powerful warrior spirit , speaking needed truth ,
to the softness of a soul , that wants and does touch the soul
of the child within each of us...and that is talent !
So with that in my mind and heart , I am most honored by your compliment !
I have seen enough of your work , to see your versatility...
To go from a powerful warrior spirit , speaking needed truth ,
to the softness of a soul , that wants and does touch the soul
of the child within each of us...and that is talent !
So with that in my mind and heart , I am most honored by your compliment !