Poetry competition CLOSED 12th December 2017 5:12am
WINNER
Anonymous
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Cold Christmas

Poetry Contest Description
grinch – like poetry

So to some
this isn`t
the ``Favorite Time of Year``
Write a poem or poems
about why it isn`t
All Poems Must Be Angry, Edgy, Anti
Unlimited Entries – as always
New/Old Writes Welcomed
1 Week to Enter

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PoetSpeak
56
Joined 17th Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 181
Tyrant of Words


Forum Posts: 181
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Abracadabra
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009
Forum Posts: 3560
Tyrant of Words


Forum Posts: 3560
Xmas... again
I’m wading through the crap of crimble
parading my phony smile
the mince pies taste like plastic
polluting my inner child
While Santa’s abusing his reindeer
faking snow upon the hills
the malls are filled with zombies
maxing their credit card bills
And once again stressed families
panic to share a meal
Thank God it’s not that often
the pudding and goose ordeal
So as our belts begin to tighten
and we’re stuffed with Xmas cheer
would it not be so much nicer
to have it every other year?
I’m wading through the crap of crimble
parading my phony smile
the mince pies taste like plastic
polluting my inner child
While Santa’s abusing his reindeer
faking snow upon the hills
the malls are filled with zombies
maxing their credit card bills
And once again stressed families
panic to share a meal
Thank God it’s not that often
the pudding and goose ordeal
So as our belts begin to tighten
and we’re stuffed with Xmas cheer
would it not be so much nicer
to have it every other year?

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Grace
IDryad
Forum Posts: 17172
IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011
Forum Posts: 17172

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OxyMoronicMe
G.L.
24
Joined 15th Feb 2016
Forum Posts: 1470
G.L.
Dangerous Mind


Forum Posts: 1470
Frostbite
forced to reminisce
memories
or the absence of
coerced to fabricate
another
or the semblance of
Why does it have to be in winter?
Christmas
I thought Christ was born on March?
I'd be more enduring if it isn't for this
chill
running from my spine
up
up
up
till my eyes
cried
blocks of ice
rednose
fucking raindeers!
who said
Santa is real?
misletoe misleads
my aching heart to hope
Kiss?
no thanks!
Had my share of drunk-induced
vomit
transfer from lip-to-lip
when every touch
is biting
my skin burns
with sugar-coated
sincerity
when you remember me
only
by a greeting card
typed
unsigned
that starts with
"Dear Friend,"
then proceeds to offer
discounts
as you wish me
good tidings
when I am broke
and broken
forced to reminisce
memories
or the absence of
coerced to fabricate
another
or the semblance of
Why does it have to be in winter?
Christmas
I thought Christ was born on March?
I'd be more enduring if it isn't for this
chill
running from my spine
up
up
up
till my eyes
cried
blocks of ice
rednose
fucking raindeers!
who said
Santa is real?
misletoe misleads
my aching heart to hope
Kiss?
no thanks!
Had my share of drunk-induced
vomit
transfer from lip-to-lip
when every touch
is biting
my skin burns
with sugar-coated
sincerity
when you remember me
only
by a greeting card
typed
unsigned
that starts with
"Dear Friend,"
then proceeds to offer
discounts
as you wish me
good tidings
when I am broke
and broken

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snugglebuck
77
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873
Dangerous Mind


Forum Posts: 1873
BAH HUMFUCK!
The stockings have been hung
The dead tree has been set
The lights have been struck
But I frankly by dear,
“I don’t give flying fuck!”
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
I don’t give a shit!
Christmas is about gluttony and greed
Not about the birth of a Savior
The only God being worshiped
Is the great ‘Almighty Dollar’
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
You greedy sons-of-a-bitch!
People stampeding over each other
For a piece of plastic junk
That was made in a third world country
By some poor starving schmuck
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
Let the heathen run amok!
My relatives that hate each other
Can have their family get togethers
I’ll stay home all alone, by myself
And eat Campbell’s soup for supper
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
Go ahead and stuff your guts!
After every sip of soup I suck
I’ll take pause to stop and mutter
“Bah Humfuck to all you hypocrites
I hope that test-tube turkey you’re eating
Makes damn well good and sick!”
BAH HUMFUCK! CHRISTMAS REALLY SUCKS!
The stockings have been hung
The dead tree has been set
The lights have been struck
But I frankly by dear,
“I don’t give flying fuck!”
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
I don’t give a shit!
Christmas is about gluttony and greed
Not about the birth of a Savior
The only God being worshiped
Is the great ‘Almighty Dollar’
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
You greedy sons-of-a-bitch!
People stampeding over each other
For a piece of plastic junk
That was made in a third world country
By some poor starving schmuck
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
Let the heathen run amok!
My relatives that hate each other
Can have their family get togethers
I’ll stay home all alone, by myself
And eat Campbell’s soup for supper
Bah Humfuck! Bah Humfuck!
Go ahead and stuff your guts!
After every sip of soup I suck
I’ll take pause to stop and mutter
“Bah Humfuck to all you hypocrites
I hope that test-tube turkey you’re eating
Makes damn well good and sick!”
BAH HUMFUCK! CHRISTMAS REALLY SUCKS!
wallyroo92
160
Joined 11th July 2012
Forum Posts: 1904
Tyrant of Words


Forum Posts: 1904
Christmass Consumption
Somewhere in between,
Childhood and parenthood
The strain and anxiety appeared,
The most stressful month happens during
The most wonderful time of the year.
There is something about the music,
There is a sadness underneath it all,
Maybe it’s the nostalgia of the past,
Time gone by so fast without stall.
Angry mobs maul store malls,
Wanting to get the best buys and deals,
Some treat each other like animals,
Some even during family meals.
There’s pressure to get the right gift,
Materialism seems to be new creed,
A society centered on mass consumption,
Commercialism has heightened greed.
Shoppers continue with their spending,
Credit cards maxed and bank accounts low,
Living in excess just because they can,
While others are starving in skid row.
And they say it’s the season of giving,
When a cold or hungry family is near,
They just fail to open their eyes, and why,
Because it’s the wonderful time of the year.
Oh yeah, that prayer that some pray,
“Provide to others who are in need”
Guess what fucking ignorant yuppies,
Actions is also part of that creed.
So while some are tucked away snug in their beds,
With thousands of dollars underneath a tree,
There are some who struggle to find shelter,
Wondering when their next meal will be.
It’s a harsh reality but I make no apology,
Some become more selfish as they grow old,
And if you still don’t understand the meaning,
Visit those who spend Christmas out in the cold.
Somewhere in between,
Childhood and parenthood
The strain and anxiety appeared,
The most stressful month happens during
The most wonderful time of the year.
There is something about the music,
There is a sadness underneath it all,
Maybe it’s the nostalgia of the past,
Time gone by so fast without stall.
Angry mobs maul store malls,
Wanting to get the best buys and deals,
Some treat each other like animals,
Some even during family meals.
There’s pressure to get the right gift,
Materialism seems to be new creed,
A society centered on mass consumption,
Commercialism has heightened greed.
Shoppers continue with their spending,
Credit cards maxed and bank accounts low,
Living in excess just because they can,
While others are starving in skid row.
And they say it’s the season of giving,
When a cold or hungry family is near,
They just fail to open their eyes, and why,
Because it’s the wonderful time of the year.
Oh yeah, that prayer that some pray,
“Provide to others who are in need”
Guess what fucking ignorant yuppies,
Actions is also part of that creed.
So while some are tucked away snug in their beds,
With thousands of dollars underneath a tree,
There are some who struggle to find shelter,
Wondering when their next meal will be.
It’s a harsh reality but I make no apology,
Some become more selfish as they grow old,
And if you still don’t understand the meaning,
Visit those who spend Christmas out in the cold.