Poetry competition CLOSED 24th June 2013 2:22am
WINNER
Pray4Beleif
Pray4Beleif
RUNNERS-UP:
Quill-in-Heart
and MadameLavender
fuck as many times as you can
Poetry Contest Description
do you kiss your mother with that mouth? cuz i wanna video tape it next time =p.
swearing in poetry, is it classy, or is it trashy? do words of curse help get the writer's point across, or do they hinder that chance, or do they simply do nothing at all?
personally, i have a mouth like a sailor, i fucking love swearing, but every time i write something, i have to scribble out all the f-bombs in between. i find it always makes the poem sound angry, even if it isn't in the slightest bit.
...
so here's my challenge, pretty easy
swear as many times as you can in a poem, aim for practically one swear word every line, but have it come across as not just angry dreck... make it flow with beauty, use words that otherwise would never be put in a sentence together,
make it still seem
...
peacefulish? i guess is the word i'm looking for
...
ass with class =].
-title it
-must be a new entry, only one per person
-other than that, anything pretty much goes
just ask if you have any questions =].
personally, i have a mouth like a sailor, i fucking love swearing, but every time i write something, i have to scribble out all the f-bombs in between. i find it always makes the poem sound angry, even if it isn't in the slightest bit.
...
so here's my challenge, pretty easy
swear as many times as you can in a poem, aim for practically one swear word every line, but have it come across as not just angry dreck... make it flow with beauty, use words that otherwise would never be put in a sentence together,
make it still seem
...
peacefulish? i guess is the word i'm looking for
...
ass with class =].
-title it
-must be a new entry, only one per person
-other than that, anything pretty much goes
just ask if you have any questions =].
Hatred! Translation, pt1.1. rated t.v. ma (explicit lyrics)
Ok dude,
For real
You can go right on out,
And fuck yourself..
Not in the
"Sylvia Plath" sense
Of fucking yourself,
Because,
Ultimately in the end,
We all
End up fucking ourselves..
No..
I mean
In the litteral sense
Of fucking yourself.
Full on,
To the hilt,
Balls deep in a midget,
Fucking yourself.
Let fall the pants
And let slide
The proverbial
-or metaphorical-
(Whichever the case may be)
Penis
In the act
Of fucking one's-self..
The,
"I hate you so intensly,
I wish all bodily harm upon you"
Sense of fucking yourself..
The,
"May you die
From a staff infection,
Originated
In a festering herpe sore
That you caught
From a french transvestite
Prostitute"
Fuck yourself..
Fuck yourself
With all intent
Of giving yourself
"The gift that keeps on giving"
That is presented
In the wonderful world
Of S.T.D-ism
You fucking mother fucking,
Piece of shit
Fucking,
Mother fucking
Fucking fuck!!!!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!
Have a good day..
Ok dude,
For real
You can go right on out,
And fuck yourself..
Not in the
"Sylvia Plath" sense
Of fucking yourself,
Because,
Ultimately in the end,
We all
End up fucking ourselves..
No..
I mean
In the litteral sense
Of fucking yourself.
Full on,
To the hilt,
Balls deep in a midget,
Fucking yourself.
Let fall the pants
And let slide
The proverbial
-or metaphorical-
(Whichever the case may be)
Penis
In the act
Of fucking one's-self..
The,
"I hate you so intensly,
I wish all bodily harm upon you"
Sense of fucking yourself..
The,
"May you die
From a staff infection,
Originated
In a festering herpe sore
That you caught
From a french transvestite
Prostitute"
Fuck yourself..
Fuck yourself
With all intent
Of giving yourself
"The gift that keeps on giving"
That is presented
In the wonderful world
Of S.T.D-ism
You fucking mother fucking,
Piece of shit
Fucking,
Mother fucking
Fucking fuck!!!!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!
Have a good day..
Anonymous
Bastardized Dream
It's so fucking annoying
the silent pleas
unfilled desires
blatantly disregarded
never fucking mattered
any other motherfucker would have seen
tried, given more than meager bullshit
excuses, but that's how he is
pedantic and stuck
up his own ass
no romantic, just
another asshole behind his damn mask
parading for the fuck-up's
but that trash is enough, for him
his loving cup overflows most
when filled with self pity
wrapped in adoration
I don't give a shit
these days will go down as
those of getting fucked and staying horny
getting fucked up to evade the abnormal
crap sold on clearance like some fucking
chronicle-a tribute to a vision
that resides in the mind
the bastardized dream
his whore of denial
I'm past it
knackered and pure disgusted
he can stuff it
take his own dick and suck it
take the deception and shove it
as far up his ass as he can get it
time for me to forget it
and fuck it!
I've started already
It's so fucking annoying
the silent pleas
unfilled desires
blatantly disregarded
never fucking mattered
any other motherfucker would have seen
tried, given more than meager bullshit
excuses, but that's how he is
pedantic and stuck
up his own ass
no romantic, just
another asshole behind his damn mask
parading for the fuck-up's
but that trash is enough, for him
his loving cup overflows most
when filled with self pity
wrapped in adoration
I don't give a shit
these days will go down as
those of getting fucked and staying horny
getting fucked up to evade the abnormal
crap sold on clearance like some fucking
chronicle-a tribute to a vision
that resides in the mind
the bastardized dream
his whore of denial
I'm past it
knackered and pure disgusted
he can stuff it
take his own dick and suck it
take the deception and shove it
as far up his ass as he can get it
time for me to forget it
and fuck it!
I've started already
Anonymous
“Same Good ‘Ole Fucking-Thing”
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285383_4877244761655_1807090578_n.jpg
You can call it what you want,
dipping your stick or fucking,
copulating or fucking,
pounding the kitty or fucking,
sleeping together or fucking,
sleeping in the hay or fucking,
doing it or fucking,
effing each other or fucking,
making out of fucking,
sleeping with or fucking,
getting laid or fucking,
having sex or fucking,
being intimate or fucking,
having it away or fucking,
sexing or fucking,
screwing or fucking,
jazzing or fucking,
effing or fucking,
having intercourse or fucking,
humping or fucking,
banging or fucking,
bonking or fucking,
getting some horizontal refreshment or fucking,
getting it on or fucking,
mating or fucking,
tapping ass or fucking,
balls deep loving or fucking,
storming the cotton gin or fucking,
hiding the salami or fucking,
making babies or fucking,
trimming the cat or fucking,
sliding the woody or fucking,
getting lucky or fucking,
getting some bootie or fucking,
depositing a load or fucking,
porking or fucking,
making whoopee or fucking,
taming the baboon or fucking,
shagging or fucking,
riding the pole or fucking,
bumping nasties or fucking,
filling her taco or fucking
having a quickie or fucking,
getting stank on the hand down or fucking,
doing the nasty or fucking
or
whatever
other words
cum to mind
to call the fucking-act,
it’s still the same
good ‘ole fucking-thing,
fucking is great,
fuck yeah
my true
fucking friends,
wanna fuck!?
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285383_4877244761655_1807090578_n.jpg
You can call it what you want,
dipping your stick or fucking,
copulating or fucking,
pounding the kitty or fucking,
sleeping together or fucking,
sleeping in the hay or fucking,
doing it or fucking,
effing each other or fucking,
making out of fucking,
sleeping with or fucking,
getting laid or fucking,
having sex or fucking,
being intimate or fucking,
having it away or fucking,
sexing or fucking,
screwing or fucking,
jazzing or fucking,
effing or fucking,
having intercourse or fucking,
humping or fucking,
banging or fucking,
bonking or fucking,
getting some horizontal refreshment or fucking,
getting it on or fucking,
mating or fucking,
tapping ass or fucking,
balls deep loving or fucking,
storming the cotton gin or fucking,
hiding the salami or fucking,
making babies or fucking,
trimming the cat or fucking,
sliding the woody or fucking,
getting lucky or fucking,
getting some bootie or fucking,
depositing a load or fucking,
porking or fucking,
making whoopee or fucking,
taming the baboon or fucking,
shagging or fucking,
riding the pole or fucking,
bumping nasties or fucking,
filling her taco or fucking
having a quickie or fucking,
getting stank on the hand down or fucking,
doing the nasty or fucking
or
whatever
other words
cum to mind
to call the fucking-act,
it’s still the same
good ‘ole fucking-thing,
fucking is great,
fuck yeah
my true
fucking friends,
wanna fuck!?
Okay not much variety in my swear words. 
So Many Fucking Ways
I can slip a fuck right onto the length of your tongue
fuck-glide in silky smooth intoxicating passion
give you a show in every 'fuck me baby' way you wish
stimufuckinglating temptations drip from my open pleasure
sink you inside the walls of liquid fuck-me wanting
riding every wave of your rigid fucklicious sinew
tease you and blow your mind into fuckblivion
bring you back again to take you into my s(f)ucking mouth
empty you until your mind screams 'fuck baby don't stop'
probe your eye with the tip of my intrusion breathfuckingless
you pull my head onto your heart thrusting in anitcifuckingpation
shooting the last of your elixir I swallow every lastfuckingdrop
I lick my lips and give you a wickfuck-ed smoldering wink
kiss you hard and sensuously while you fuck the furnace of my soul
my legs tremble against the push and shove of your fucktastic plunge
you hit the apex of my every spine tingling desire and I exfuckingplode
So Many Fucking Ways
I can slip a fuck right onto the length of your tongue
fuck-glide in silky smooth intoxicating passion
give you a show in every 'fuck me baby' way you wish
stimufuckinglating temptations drip from my open pleasure
sink you inside the walls of liquid fuck-me wanting
riding every wave of your rigid fucklicious sinew
tease you and blow your mind into fuckblivion
bring you back again to take you into my s(f)ucking mouth
empty you until your mind screams 'fuck baby don't stop'
probe your eye with the tip of my intrusion breathfuckingless
you pull my head onto your heart thrusting in anitcifuckingpation
shooting the last of your elixir I swallow every lastfuckingdrop
I lick my lips and give you a wickfuck-ed smoldering wink
kiss you hard and sensuously while you fuck the furnace of my soul
my legs tremble against the push and shove of your fucktastic plunge
you hit the apex of my every spine tingling desire and I exfuckingplode
Anonymous
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Fuck You, You Fucking Fuckers
Fuck your sister
Fuck your brother
Fuck your father
Fuck your mother
Fuck your uncle
Fuck your aunt
Fuck your dog
Fuck your cat
Fuck yourself
Fuck each other
Fuck a whore
but wear a rubber
Fuck a genius
Fuck a retard
Fuck a twig
Fuck a lard
Fuck her titties
Fuck ‘em good
Fuck the girls
in Hollywood
Fuck her pussy
Fuck her butt
Fuck a prude
Fuck a slut
Fuck her booty
Fuck her ass
Fuck the teacher
after class
Fuck her cunt
Fuck her twat
Fuck a human
Fuck a robot
Fuck inside
Fuck outdoors
Fuck the sluts
Fuck the whores
Fuck in London
Fuck in France
Fuck her through
her underpants
Fuck my balls
Fuck my weenie
Fuck that bitch
in the bikini
Fuck my tongue
Fuck my dick
Fuck the healthy
Fuck the sick
Fuck her mouth
Fuck my cock
Fuck a sheep
Fuck a sock
Fuck her feet
Fuck her hand
Fuck the singer
Fuck the band
Fuck in public
Fuck at home
Fuck this comp
Fuck this poem
Fuck your sister
Fuck your brother
Fuck your father
Fuck your mother
Fuck your uncle
Fuck your aunt
Fuck your dog
Fuck your cat
Fuck yourself
Fuck each other
Fuck a whore
but wear a rubber
Fuck a genius
Fuck a retard
Fuck a twig
Fuck a lard
Fuck her titties
Fuck ‘em good
Fuck the girls
in Hollywood
Fuck her pussy
Fuck her butt
Fuck a prude
Fuck a slut
Fuck her booty
Fuck her ass
Fuck the teacher
after class
Fuck her cunt
Fuck her twat
Fuck a human
Fuck a robot
Fuck inside
Fuck outdoors
Fuck the sluts
Fuck the whores
Fuck in London
Fuck in France
Fuck her through
her underpants
Fuck my balls
Fuck my weenie
Fuck that bitch
in the bikini
Fuck my tongue
Fuck my dick
Fuck the healthy
Fuck the sick
Fuck her mouth
Fuck my cock
Fuck a sheep
Fuck a sock
Fuck her feet
Fuck her hand
Fuck the singer
Fuck the band
Fuck in public
Fuck at home
Fuck this comp
Fuck this poem
Oh Fuck,
Oh fuck me
Here I go again
Fucking realizing
Where the fuck I am
Well fuck you Judge
Square up your ass
As my country ass square dance
As a matter of a fact
Fuck your court
Fuck your laws
Fuck you crooked ass lawyer
Robbing a bitch blind
Fuck you in your face
Cause you talk too much
And I sill got time
The FuCK you looking at I'm not gonna share
Fuck you for all the times you weren't there
Fuck me out of my panties
Cause they are in the way
FuCKKK me on a rainy day
Fuck the IRS they are fucking us
Man Fuck YOU I don't know who to trust
Fuck the man
Fucking no privacy
Google FuCK you
You fucking SpaM
Fuck the government
You sneaky lying shit
And the fucked up system
Fuck you with a HarD dick
Fuck all the fucks who don't want to hire me
Fuck this fucked Economy
Fuck the time cause it'll cum again
Oh fuck me
Here I go again
Fucking realizing
Where the fuck I am
Well fuck you Judge
Square up your ass
As my country ass square dance
As a matter of a fact
Fuck your court
Fuck your laws
Fuck you crooked ass lawyer
Robbing a bitch blind
Fuck you in your face
Cause you talk too much
And I sill got time
The FuCK you looking at I'm not gonna share
Fuck you for all the times you weren't there
Fuck me out of my panties
Cause they are in the way
FuCKKK me on a rainy day
Fuck the IRS they are fucking us
Man Fuck YOU I don't know who to trust
Fuck the man
Fucking no privacy
Google FuCK you
You fucking SpaM
Fuck the government
You sneaky lying shit
And the fucked up system
Fuck you with a HarD dick
Fuck all the fucks who don't want to hire me
Fuck this fucked Economy
Fuck the time cause it'll cum again
Anonymous
I wish that fake fuck reality would fuck off-what the fuck? no drugs, no sex, no god damn swearing-WTF-annoying prick!
Anonymous
yeah, I had a "moment" there for a minute..it happens in passionate people sometimes. Why join a site like this, designed for the harder side of poetry and march about on a judgmental high horse with your nose in the air, parading your virgin mentality around like it's the standard by which to judge all else! I don't give a fuck who you are or what you like but jumping into even comps with your low down, self serving-obnoxious little comments is the last straw with me. I've tolerated the twatness of this fuck for long enough in the forums but this was a line...
oops, guess I had another "moment"
oops, guess I had another "moment"
mikimoondancer said:yeah, I had a "moment" there for a minute..it happens in passionate people sometimes. Why join a site like this, designed for the harder side of poetry and march about on a judgmental high horse with your nose in the air, parading your virgin mentality around like it's the standard by which to judge all else! I don't give a fuck who you are or what you like but jumping into even comps with your low down, self serving-obnoxious little comments is the last straw with me. I've tolerated the twatness of this fuck for long enough in the forums but this was a line...
oops, guess I had another "moment"
Here have a soapbox
oops, guess I had another "moment"
Here have a soapbox
Anonymous
wow-looks like I need anger management-sorry Lacey-hope you are spacey enough when you read all this-that you wont care 
perhaps, even smile? ok, I won't push it.
I will try to refrain from any more remarks regarding the dumb ass, low..I mean-dude.
perhaps, even smile? ok, I won't push it. I will try to refrain from any more remarks regarding the dumb ass, low..I mean-dude.
