Vanity Poems
#vanity
Vanity poems, poetry about excessive pride, narcissism, or a lack of humility. Poetry about the self indulgent admiration people have about their own appearance or achievements.
u53l355
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 3:05pm
2nd Oct 2024 3:05pm
Tap Drips
The mirror mockingly reflects back at me,
Reflecting my every imperfection.
Noticing another blemish for every time the tap drip resonates in my ear ,
Double chin
Dark circles
Scars on my face from the burns
Noes hair
Gapped teeth
Blood shot sclera
Like my eyes are lychees injected with red dye
I never believed I was ugly
Fire thumb experiments were left
I was never right
Alone in the world at 32, rejected by the superficial society I was unlucky enough to be born into ,
Outdated style
Personality means nothing ...
Reflecting my every imperfection.
Noticing another blemish for every time the tap drip resonates in my ear ,
Double chin
Dark circles
Scars on my face from the burns
Noes hair
Gapped teeth
Blood shot sclera
Like my eyes are lychees injected with red dye
I never believed I was ugly
Fire thumb experiments were left
I was never right
Alone in the world at 32, rejected by the superficial society I was unlucky enough to be born into ,
Outdated style
Personality means nothing ...
#depression
#loneliness
#rejection
#SelfReflection
#vanity
258 reads
18 Comments
smackdownraven
Poem Published
8th Sep 2024 3:13am
8th Sep 2024 3:13am
2011 met it's been an adventure
my soul weeps because you will never really know me
you won't come in close enough to love me in my sacredness
you make assumptions and put a scarlet letter on me
because no matter what your soul says
you come close enough just to spy on my pain
pick me up off the ground as you're running by
I guess I should be grateful
like it or not I've been watching you
if you think I don't fit with the mainstream you're right
you do because you put business man outfit and personality
and I'm sure that is legit
but you completely cut out...
you won't come in close enough to love me in my sacredness
you make assumptions and put a scarlet letter on me
because no matter what your soul says
you come close enough just to spy on my pain
pick me up off the ground as you're running by
I guess I should be grateful
like it or not I've been watching you
if you think I don't fit with the mainstream you're right
you do because you put business man outfit and personality
and I'm sure that is legit
but you completely cut out...
#honesty
#redemption
#vanity
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Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
12th Aug 2024 3:17pm
12th Aug 2024 3:17pm
Don't Linger On
your ego swells in mirrors
deep within you bask in your pride
your self love are like shadows
a selfishness you cannot hide
your charm is like an after shave
all stuck in you on you and around
you look so gallant and brave
you smile with an air of elegance
you think everything is about you
the sad songs from the radio
the clouds of white on blue
the poem about love so true
sometimes you pass by
giving me that tiny smile
as if its a favour bestowed
a smile for one as I
I smile back, but its...
deep within you bask in your pride
your self love are like shadows
a selfishness you cannot hide
your charm is like an after shave
all stuck in you on you and around
you look so gallant and brave
you smile with an air of elegance
you think everything is about you
the sad songs from the radio
the clouds of white on blue
the poem about love so true
sometimes you pass by
giving me that tiny smile
as if its a favour bestowed
a smile for one as I
I smile back, but its...
#hypocrisy
#vanity
193 reads
14 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
21st Jul 2024 4:34am
21st Jul 2024 4:34am
that which goes around
judging someone is
like hurling a boomerang
into the vast unyielding
universe
and we all know what
boomerangs do
right?
like hurling a boomerang
into the vast unyielding
universe
and we all know what
boomerangs do
right?
#humankind
#hypocrisy
#vanity
171 reads
10 Comments
Everavalon
Poem Published
13th Jul 2024 4:12pm
13th Jul 2024 4:12pm
Narcissist doll
Insanity calls for a spiritual demise
Angels reject thy disease
Forgotten, they suffer
No shadow to take
For I am the god here to please
Apparent in riles
Complacent in stellar
Lain place of valiant tease
Forsaking the measure
In search of self pleasure
Emboldened by the flair of the ease
Lay waste, their desires
let them singe in the fires
I am skillful at faking good deeds
forlorn, yet persuaded
To be masterfully jaded
Well versed to this imperfect scheme
Marked...
Angels reject thy disease
Forgotten, they suffer
No shadow to take
For I am the god here to please
Apparent in riles
Complacent in stellar
Lain place of valiant tease
Forsaking the measure
In search of self pleasure
Emboldened by the flair of the ease
Lay waste, their desires
let them singe in the fires
I am skillful at faking good deeds
forlorn, yet persuaded
To be masterfully jaded
Well versed to this imperfect scheme
Marked...
#dark
#identity
#vanity
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4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
11th Jul 2024 8:06pm
11th Jul 2024 8:06pm
Royalty for the day, jester forever
Pat yourself on the back
give yourself a handshake
your ability to bore me is impressive
do you practice in front of your mirror?
you must have thick skin
the layers must have accumulated a horrific odor of skunk
what happens when there's no one left to put to sleep?
your obnoxious tendencies irritate me and all the others
you succeeded in being, "That guy" no one likes
Here's a suggestion...
stop trying to one up or outdo whatever I or others have to say
it's not an attractive trait
if you can't be respectable to...
give yourself a handshake
your ability to bore me is impressive
do you practice in front of your mirror?
you must have thick skin
the layers must have accumulated a horrific odor of skunk
what happens when there's no one left to put to sleep?
your obnoxious tendencies irritate me and all the others
you succeeded in being, "That guy" no one likes
Here's a suggestion...
stop trying to one up or outdo whatever I or others have to say
it's not an attractive trait
if you can't be respectable to...
#emptiness
#loneliness
#rejection #vanity
#rejection #vanity
166 reads
4 Comments
WormBoy_1986
Poem Published
11th Jul 2024 11:56am
11th Jul 2024 11:56am
Death Stroke Girl (victims of biology)
She's as dead as me
or so they say
the voice in my head
makes me act this way
I've never properly grasped
the point of empathy.
Don't you disrespect me
by making me your fantasy.
When you opened your eyes
I raped you
I thought i stole your light
but it shone right through.
The sweetest thing I can say
is that you're a waste of time
on a timeless plane.
You think you can break
my adorance of Pan?
You think you can save
this defiler of a man?
Your friends...
or so they say
the voice in my head
makes me act this way
I've never properly grasped
the point of empathy.
Don't you disrespect me
by making me your fantasy.
When you opened your eyes
I raped you
I thought i stole your light
but it shone right through.
The sweetest thing I can say
is that you're a waste of time
on a timeless plane.
You think you can break
my adorance of Pan?
You think you can save
this defiler of a man?
Your friends...
#devil
#vanity
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Jun 2024 10:53pm
5th Jun 2024 10:53pm
Phlegmatic Pig
An arrogant pig comes home from work
He comes into the house and says,
"Honey I'm home"
Silence
He goes from room to room with his revolver out
So dramatic
Like something you'd see on one of those lame ass TV cop shows from the 1980's
He stops in front of the mirror and strikes a few poses before checking out the rest of the house
No one's home
He goes into the kitchen to get a beer
He looks out into the backyard
To his disbelief, he runs out to a tree and looks up
His wife & kid are hanging by their necks
He looks...
He comes into the house and says,
"Honey I'm home"
Silence
He goes from room to room with his revolver out
So dramatic
Like something you'd see on one of those lame ass TV cop shows from the 1980's
He stops in front of the mirror and strikes a few poses before checking out the rest of the house
No one's home
He goes into the kitchen to get a beer
He looks out into the backyard
To his disbelief, he runs out to a tree and looks up
His wife & kid are hanging by their necks
He looks...
#apathy
#family
#job
#suicide
#vanity
217 reads
4 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
31st May 2024 2:43pm
31st May 2024 2:43pm
Your Own Frankenstein
Memories crook a silent wind
in philosophies point of view
of roads less taken
as you lose your youth
and become your own Frankenstein
of a narcissistic embicile
playing the fool
in philosophies point of view
in philosophies point of view
of roads less taken
as you lose your youth
and become your own Frankenstein
of a narcissistic embicile
playing the fool
in philosophies point of view
#despair
#emptiness
#greed #vanity
#greed #vanity
195 reads
2 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th May 2024 6:17pm
24th May 2024 6:17pm
This Should Drive Him Nuts
Just answer me this one question. Do
I look sexy enough in this
bikini? The reason why
I asked is my ex is
going to be at
that pool party
and this should
drive him
nuts.
I look sexy enough in this
bikini? The reason why
I asked is my ex is
going to be at
that pool party
and this should
drive him
nuts.
#courage
#dialogue
#fiction
#healing
#vanity
158 reads
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alliwantisnothing
Poem Published
28th Apr 2024 3:07am
28th Apr 2024 3:07am
for andrew
you speak like a poet
clever and forceful intentions
hide beneath illusions of a careful nature
blossoming with innocence and pretty words
your limitless and unscrupulous chase
after something you won’t find
meets my paradoxical longing for love,
and prevalent lack of self value
my overbearing commiseration
is the premise reserving my title as plan C
i feel unworthy of being even your last choice
and this weak demeanor of mine;
it makes you smile,
revealing the cards you’ll someday play
and i hope that if all else fails ...
clever and forceful intentions
hide beneath illusions of a careful nature
blossoming with innocence and pretty words
your limitless and unscrupulous chase
after something you won’t find
meets my paradoxical longing for love,
and prevalent lack of self value
my overbearing commiseration
is the premise reserving my title as plan C
i feel unworthy of being even your last choice
and this weak demeanor of mine;
it makes you smile,
revealing the cards you’ll someday play
and i hope that if all else fails ...
#confessional
#deception
#loneliness
#manipulation
#vanity
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0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
26th Apr 2024 8:35pm
26th Apr 2024 8:35pm
King for a day, fool for a lifetime
Pat yourself on the back
give yourself a handshake
your ability to bore me is impressive
do you practice in front of your mirror?
you must have thick skin
the layers must have accumulated a horrific odor of skunk
what happens when there's no one left to put to sleep?
your obnoxious tendencies irritate me and all the others
you succeeded in being, "That guy" no one likes
Here's a suggestion...
stop trying to one up or outdo whatever I or others have to say
it's not an attractive trait
if you can't be respectable to...
give yourself a handshake
your ability to bore me is impressive
do you practice in front of your mirror?
you must have thick skin
the layers must have accumulated a horrific odor of skunk
what happens when there's no one left to put to sleep?
your obnoxious tendencies irritate me and all the others
you succeeded in being, "That guy" no one likes
Here's a suggestion...
stop trying to one up or outdo whatever I or others have to say
it's not an attractive trait
if you can't be respectable to...
#emptiness
#loneliness
#rejection #vanity
#rejection #vanity
180 reads
16 Comments
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