Poems About Vanity Published by Members Recently Online
#vanity
DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT
Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
#rhyming
#funny
#vanity
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DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT
Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
#rhyming
#funny
#vanity
653 reads
0 Comments
DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT
Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
#rhyming
#funny
#vanity
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0 Comments
Vast
I look into the vast pale blue sky
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
#environment
#sky
#clouds
#vanity
#denial
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7 Comments
Vast
I look into the vast pale blue sky
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
#environment
#sky
#clouds
#vanity
#denial
132 reads
7 Comments
Vast
I look into the vast pale blue sky
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
#environment
#sky
#clouds
#vanity
#denial
132 reads
7 Comments
Vast
I look into the vast pale blue sky
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
#environment
#sky
#clouds
#vanity
#denial
132 reads
7 Comments
Vast
I look into the vast pale blue sky
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
With travelling cloud giants passing by.
How small am I?
Crows squawk a foreboding language.
At the often absurdity of simply being human.
Trying to fit large ego's into tiny toned bodies.
Our problems pale as to the fate of the earth.
Denial never felt so good to the masses.
Climb out of your box.
And look around, wide eyed
At beauty's enormity in every species of life.
Give up your false theory
that the world revolves around you.
The world is vast, let's ensure it lasts.
#environment
#sky
#clouds
#vanity
#denial
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7 Comments
Easter
I live
Right beside
A church,
And,
How quick
The street
Does clear
After Easter service;
And remains so,
Till the next year.
Right beside
A church,
And,
How quick
The street
Does clear
After Easter service;
And remains so,
Till the next year.
#vanity
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5 Comments
the shallow end
I pulled away you felt it you're right
I have a confession I was secure once in my looks
I don't feel beautiful anymore
sure I have a magnetism
and for some odd reason, young men are drawn
but these days....at this age it's a mystery to me
one day I turned from the mirror then looked back
and my face had changed
it provided me security my looks
it was something that I counted on
I've paid for being vain
it's my personality that draws men now
in person or otherwise
it's a curse in a way
I don't...
I have a confession I was secure once in my looks
I don't feel beautiful anymore
sure I have a magnetism
and for some odd reason, young men are drawn
but these days....at this age it's a mystery to me
one day I turned from the mirror then looked back
and my face had changed
it provided me security my looks
it was something that I counted on
I've paid for being vain
it's my personality that draws men now
in person or otherwise
it's a curse in a way
I don't...
#love
#beauty
#vanity
635 reads
12 Comments
the shallow end
I pulled away you felt it you're right
I have a confession I was secure once in my looks
I don't feel beautiful anymore
sure I have a magnetism
and for some odd reason, young men are drawn
but these days....at this age it's a mystery to me
one day I turned from the mirror then looked back
and my face had changed
it provided me security my looks
it was something that I counted on
I've paid for being vain
it's my personality that draws men now
in person or otherwise
it's a curse in a way
I don't...
I have a confession I was secure once in my looks
I don't feel beautiful anymore
sure I have a magnetism
and for some odd reason, young men are drawn
but these days....at this age it's a mystery to me
one day I turned from the mirror then looked back
and my face had changed
it provided me security my looks
it was something that I counted on
I've paid for being vain
it's my personality that draws men now
in person or otherwise
it's a curse in a way
I don't...
#love
#beauty
#vanity
635 reads
12 Comments
the shallow end
I pulled away you felt it you're right
I have a confession I was secure once in my looks
I don't feel beautiful anymore
sure I have a magnetism
and for some odd reason, young men are drawn
but these days....at this age it's a mystery to me
one day I turned from the mirror then looked back
and my face had changed
it provided me security my looks
it was something that I counted on
I've paid for being vain
it's my personality that draws men now
in person or otherwise
it's a curse in a way
I don't...
I have a confession I was secure once in my looks
I don't feel beautiful anymore
sure I have a magnetism
and for some odd reason, young men are drawn
but these days....at this age it's a mystery to me
one day I turned from the mirror then looked back
and my face had changed
it provided me security my looks
it was something that I counted on
I've paid for being vain
it's my personality that draws men now
in person or otherwise
it's a curse in a way
I don't...
#love
#beauty
#vanity
635 reads
12 Comments
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