Vanity Poems
#vanity
Vanity poems, poetry about excessive pride, narcissism, or a lack of humility. Poetry about the self indulgent admiration people have about their own appearance or achievements.
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
22nd Nov 2022 10:10pm
22nd Nov 2022 10:10pm
What Was She Thinking?
When she lifted up
her top and flashed that tramp stamp
on her lower back,
some of us began to ask
ourselves "What was she thinking?"
her top and flashed that tramp stamp
on her lower back,
some of us began to ask
ourselves "What was she thinking?"
#friendship
#fiction
#dialogue
#vanity
#tanka
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
22nd Nov 2022 12:22pm
22nd Nov 2022 12:22pm
Just Got These New Shoes
Just got these new shoes
from my boyfriend. They look good
on me... don't you think?
from my boyfriend. They look good
on me... don't you think?
#friendship
#haiku
#fiction
#dialogue
#vanity
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buddhakitty
Poem Published
22nd Nov 2022 3:29am
22nd Nov 2022 3:29am
hard at work pissing in the snow fields of Orleans while watching the Bronte sister's swimming in the altogether
I picked flowers of
Armageddon from
the teeth of
Khrushchev
pissed in the snows
fields of Orleans
while Joan battled
the flames
gave birth to the
dead idea of
love
counted the minutes
marching towards
the darkness like
ants swarming a
decayed
picnic
gathered the tongues
of the holy in my arms
before speaking
with the
devil
made love to the
Bronte sister's
in the pages of
their books
formed the first ...
Armageddon from
the teeth of
Khrushchev
pissed in the snows
fields of Orleans
while Joan battled
the flames
gave birth to the
dead idea of
love
counted the minutes
marching towards
the darkness like
ants swarming a
decayed
picnic
gathered the tongues
of the holy in my arms
before speaking
with the
devil
made love to the
Bronte sister's
in the pages of
their books
formed the first ...
#vanity
61 reads
8 Comments
Chere-Rene13
Poem Published
13th Nov 2022 9:57am
13th Nov 2022 9:57am
Self-Center ... Centerfold Pose
Mirror mirror all time great...Vanity mirror, vain no MISTAKE !!! Characteristics of wear...Pushy & irritating annoyance their style...their aptitude of ego flair. Arrogant strong...personality manner, Narcissistic match. For ego rides ones self a mold model beautiful, perfect mirror image a star by far for the world to admire and see...One who signs an autograph to themselves, sick as it my be. Shallow, selfish, the only#1 fan to their throne. For this is all they need to succeed...Triumph their desire, vain flair of vanity. Eloquent are their words of self love & admiration...
#grief
#dark
#frustration
#vanity
#greed
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JacobSchex
Poem Published
10th Nov 2022 00:13am
10th Nov 2022 00:13am
Gold digger
Sometimes
Feelings drag along
Leaving little
Broken
Pieces of your
Moral
Code behind
Suck his dick
Suck his dick
In the bathroom
Suck his dick
In his car
Take more
Cocaine
Drink
Another shot
Jealously
Isn't in my essence
Nor is it in the bones
You're the one who has
To live
With your shitty decisions
When the smoke
Clears
And the
Drunkness
Recedes
Youll regret
It
Feelings drag along
Leaving little
Broken
Pieces of your
Moral
Code behind
Suck his dick
Suck his dick
In the bathroom
Suck his dick
In his car
Take more
Cocaine
Drink
Another shot
Jealously
Isn't in my essence
Nor is it in the bones
You're the one who has
To live
With your shitty decisions
When the smoke
Clears
And the
Drunkness
Recedes
Youll regret
It
#vanity
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Billy_Snagg
Snaggy
Snaggy
Poem Published
9th Nov 2022 00:33am
9th Nov 2022 00:33am
Knickerbocker Glory!
This is my entitlement, it's what I deserve,
After all, I am a lady you know,
And that gives me certain privileges,
Like which of the best restaurants
I decide you're gonna take me..."
Why do I have to take you to all the best places,
That's my choice isn't it? After all I'm paying, right?!
If you wanna pay...then we'll do it your way.
Beggars can't be choosers, only users and losers, yeah?
Ok, so what is it you actually want,
Me, or the surroundings I can potentially offer?
Shouldn't the environment be more about the company,...
After all, I am a lady you know,
And that gives me certain privileges,
Like which of the best restaurants
I decide you're gonna take me..."
Why do I have to take you to all the best places,
That's my choice isn't it? After all I'm paying, right?!
If you wanna pay...then we'll do it your way.
Beggars can't be choosers, only users and losers, yeah?
Ok, so what is it you actually want,
Me, or the surroundings I can potentially offer?
Shouldn't the environment be more about the company,...
#vanity
#greed
107 reads
13 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
25th Oct 2022 9:51pm
25th Oct 2022 9:51pm
A Way More Sexy Vampire
Barbara looked at the red
Halloween costume that
she had put together for
Erica's masquerade party
in the mirror and noticed
that she was a way more
sexy vampire than the one
who stole Peter away from
her former friend.
Halloween costume that
she had put together for
Erica's masquerade party
in the mirror and noticed
that she was a way more
sexy vampire than the one
who stole Peter away from
her former friend.
#friendship
#Halloween
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#vanity
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
22nd Oct 2022 2:01pm
22nd Oct 2022 2:01pm
I Just Got A New Bikini
Hey, Girlfriend. I just
got a new bikini for
Calvin's pool party.
It's about time for me to
show up that Charlene Watkins!
got a new bikini for
Calvin's pool party.
It's about time for me to
show up that Charlene Watkins!
#friendship
#fiction
#dialogue
#vanity
#tanka
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
20th Oct 2022 12:32pm
20th Oct 2022 12:32pm
One Look At Her Photo
One look at her photo
and all men
could see
her as
a woman
of true beauty and grace.
and all men
could see
her as
a woman
of true beauty and grace.
#romantic
#beauty
#fiction
#dialogue
#vanity
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
15th Oct 2022 2:19pm
15th Oct 2022 2:19pm
One Who Works In A Brothel
She woke up, went
into the
bathroom
and
saw
her nude
reflection
in the mirror.
into the
bathroom
and
saw
her nude
reflection
in the mirror.
#mirror
#fiction
#vanity
#sensual
#temptation
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
14th Oct 2022 8:56pm
14th Oct 2022 8:56pm
Hey! Why Are You Copying Me?!
They both looked at each
other and realized they
wear same bikini.
other and realized they
wear same bikini.
#fiction
#dialogue
#vanity
#senryu
#sensual
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oskar
Poem Published
13th Oct 2022 10:30am
13th Oct 2022 10:30am
fish for lunch
Fish for lunch
For breakfast, I opened a tin of sardines in oil
I don’t care for any fish, but it was all I had in the larder
My mother used to work at a canning factory
putting sardines in a tin, she and other women sat
by a conveyer belt working fast for a lousy income.
When she came home, the unsavoury smell followed
clung to her like an old winter coat, wet and formless
yet making its presence unavoidable.
We didn’t have a bathroom, but every Saturday mother
took the tin bath down from the wall, which was
when we children had...
For breakfast, I opened a tin of sardines in oil
I don’t care for any fish, but it was all I had in the larder
My mother used to work at a canning factory
putting sardines in a tin, she and other women sat
by a conveyer belt working fast for a lousy income.
When she came home, the unsavoury smell followed
clung to her like an old winter coat, wet and formless
yet making its presence unavoidable.
We didn’t have a bathroom, but every Saturday mother
took the tin bath down from the wall, which was
when we children had...
#kindness
#dark
#romantic #vanity
#romantic #vanity
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