Surreal Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#surreal
missjem56
Poem Published
20th Jul 2023 00:22am
20th Jul 2023 00:22am
Something Surely Afoot?
There once was an Abominable Snowman from Brighton
Its tourists it tried to enlighten
It got covered in confetti
Then mistaken for a Yeti
Its Big Foot is the thing that did frighten!
by Jemia
Its tourists it tried to enlighten
It got covered in confetti
Then mistaken for a Yeti
Its Big Foot is the thing that did frighten!
by Jemia
#limerick
#funny
#mythology #surreal
#mythology #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2023 2:52pm
18th Jul 2023 2:52pm
Jemia In Sunderland
i thought i'd try and make up
for not making much sense of anything at all lately,
so was delighted to find something
i could make a sense of sense with?
if that makes any sense,
might be nonsense
(i think i'm mixing the genre's of Jane Austin's "Sense, And Sensibility"
with Lewis Carroll's "Alice In Wonderland" here?
well they do say opposites attract,
might make a funny film! xx
by Jemia
for not making much sense of anything at all lately,
so was delighted to find something
i could make a sense of sense with?
if that makes any sense,
might be nonsense
(i think i'm mixing the genre's of Jane Austin's "Sense, And Sensibility"
with Lewis Carroll's "Alice In Wonderland" here?
well they do say opposites attract,
might make a funny film! xx
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
15th Jul 2023 5:39pm
15th Jul 2023 5:39pm
Pop Goes The Weasel!
I have many, many, questions
One of which is
Who was the first person
To decide to put
A ferret down there trousers?
And even more puzzling
How did this
Become a 'thing'?
"Is that a ferret down your trousers?"
Or are you just
Really pleased to see me?"
Lucky it was a ferret
As apparently
Weasels go pop!
by Jemia
One of which is
Who was the first person
To decide to put
A ferret down there trousers?
And even more puzzling
How did this
Become a 'thing'?
"Is that a ferret down your trousers?"
Or are you just
Really pleased to see me?"
Lucky it was a ferret
As apparently
Weasels go pop!
by Jemia
#anxiety
#animals
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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Bluevelvete
Poem Published
10th Jul 2023 9:56am
10th Jul 2023 9:56am
Hallucinogenic discoveries of perception and crescent moon desire
Torrid outlines
travel
medium to mountain high
intertwining shapes,
curvature of edges
pigments pop
where lustre births into awe
streaming asymmetrical allure
heavenly swaths
crease and fold
delineate every line
and smallest mark
patterns outlining perfection
Dreams temper themselves upon
participle and adjective;
kaleidoscopic kinesis-
from the ashes, rise and roar
masters, makers, lovers, thieves
culminating breaths,
frequencies incense intimacy
paint swaths of...
travel
medium to mountain high
intertwining shapes,
curvature of edges
pigments pop
where lustre births into awe
streaming asymmetrical allure
heavenly swaths
crease and fold
delineate every line
and smallest mark
patterns outlining perfection
Dreams temper themselves upon
participle and adjective;
kaleidoscopic kinesis-
from the ashes, rise and roar
masters, makers, lovers, thieves
culminating breaths,
frequencies incense intimacy
paint swaths of...
#dreams
#WritingPoetry
#art
#nightmares
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jul 2023 11:53pm
3rd Jul 2023 11:53pm
The Black Hole Dragon
Sonifications
From another place
V404 Cygni
X-ray light echoes
Sounds emitting
From deep space
The black hole
Noise
No choice
Like a sleeping dragon
Stirring
One misty eye
Half open
A raging fire
For now
Doused
Whilst awaiting
A rekindled spouse
To kiss the flame
Of a re-awakening
by Jemia
From another place
V404 Cygni
X-ray light echoes
Sounds emitting
From deep space
The black hole
Noise
No choice
Like a sleeping dragon
Stirring
One misty eye
Half open
A raging fire
For now
Doused
Whilst awaiting
A rekindled spouse
To kiss the flame
Of a re-awakening
by Jemia
#dragons
#astronomy
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 7:29pm
20th Jun 2023 7:29pm
A Pernicious Weed
A goblet of mead
And an indulgence
In a pernicious weed
I concede
Satisfies my every need
Yes indeed
Tis a weed, mead
Intercede
Of this, this happy breed
Wheresoever this may lead
On whatever minds i feed
Don't listen, or take heed
My little brain is about to bleed
Feels like ages since i peed
Forgot to measure the speed of mead
As i performed this crouching deed
I'm of a different creed
Born from an alien seed
As i slowly sup, from my goblet of mead
Indulging in the delights of a pernicious weed ...
And an indulgence
In a pernicious weed
I concede
Satisfies my every need
Yes indeed
Tis a weed, mead
Intercede
Of this, this happy breed
Wheresoever this may lead
On whatever minds i feed
Don't listen, or take heed
My little brain is about to bleed
Feels like ages since i peed
Forgot to measure the speed of mead
As i performed this crouching deed
I'm of a different creed
Born from an alien seed
As i slowly sup, from my goblet of mead
Indulging in the delights of a pernicious weed ...
#alcohol
#marijuana
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th May 2023 4:22pm
29th May 2023 4:22pm
Planet Eater, One Way Ticket
It'e a small world
So very small
I could
Swallow it whole
Like a pill
And go on a strange
And curious trip
From which i may never return
by Jemia
So very small
I could
Swallow it whole
Like a pill
And go on a strange
And curious trip
From which i may never return
by Jemia
#travel
#philosophical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th May 2023 10:10pm
18th May 2023 10:10pm
Painting
Yesterday
Painting a green shed
Tonight
Painting the town, poetically red
And so tomorrow
Painting
A fairy flower bed
Enough said
As i lie
Within my sleeping bed
Well, soon....
As off to fairyland in the morrow
Before the coming of the noon
The ending of the sorrow
by Jemia
Painting a green shed
Tonight
Painting the town, poetically red
And so tomorrow
Painting
A fairy flower bed
Enough said
As i lie
Within my sleeping bed
Well, soon....
As off to fairyland in the morrow
Before the coming of the noon
The ending of the sorrow
by Jemia
#fairies
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th May 2023 2:30am
16th May 2023 2:30am
The Sylvan Fairies
As Sylvan Hamadryads
Float around the trees
Leaves sussurate
Their scintillating psitherisms
Hover upon a cool zephyr
Like emerald butterflies
They drift, and dally
And dance, and how they dance!
To the music
Of natures myriad sounds
The fairies
Eyes now glistening
Like stars
And thoughts of the profound
The trees
In which they dwell
The boughs
Are the bosoms
That provide the sticky sweet nectar
In which the fairy folk
Are given full succour
When the tree in which they...
Float around the trees
Leaves sussurate
Their scintillating psitherisms
Hover upon a cool zephyr
Like emerald butterflies
They drift, and dally
And dance, and how they dance!
To the music
Of natures myriad sounds
The fairies
Eyes now glistening
Like stars
And thoughts of the profound
The trees
In which they dwell
The boughs
Are the bosoms
That provide the sticky sweet nectar
In which the fairy folk
Are given full succour
When the tree in which they...
#beauty
#trees
#nature
#fairies
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
9th May 2023 12:09pm
9th May 2023 12:09pm
Humming
I
ONCE
HEARD
A
Hummingbird
LAUGH
HO
HUM
by Jemia
ONCE
HEARD
A
Hummingbird
LAUGH
HO
HUM
by Jemia
#birds
#funny
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th May 2023 10:33pm
7th May 2023 10:33pm
Dawning
Today
I glanced upwards
Then reached out high
Grabbed hold of the moon
Then snapped it clean in half
It's insides
Were like molten cheese
Which i tipped out
Onto a piece of bread
It tasted a little manky
So i wrapped it in a hanky
And threw the remains of the moon
Into the bin
As i awaited the light of dawn
by Jemia
I glanced upwards
Then reached out high
Grabbed hold of the moon
Then snapped it clean in half
It's insides
Were like molten cheese
Which i tipped out
Onto a piece of bread
It tasted a little manky
So i wrapped it in a hanky
And threw the remains of the moon
Into the bin
As i awaited the light of dawn
by Jemia
#moon
#funny
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Apr 2023 8:38pm
26th Apr 2023 8:38pm
Space Dust
The spaced
And spacey space woman
Was lost
Floating around in the darkness
Within her tiny capsule
Knowing her likely fate
She decided
To drink, and smoke
And drift
Spaced, in space
She decreed
That she found her situation
Interesting
Her mind drifted again
Lost in thought
As well as in deep space
She felt her face
Running her fingers
Over her lips
Gently caressing
Like the touch
Of a soft dry kiss
This aroused her
Her hand moved downwards
Into her moistened knickers
As...
And spacey space woman
Was lost
Floating around in the darkness
Within her tiny capsule
Knowing her likely fate
She decided
To drink, and smoke
And drift
Spaced, in space
She decreed
That she found her situation
Interesting
Her mind drifted again
Lost in thought
As well as in deep space
She felt her face
Running her fingers
Over her lips
Gently caressing
Like the touch
Of a soft dry kiss
This aroused her
Her hand moved downwards
Into her moistened knickers
As...
#erotic
#sensual
#surreal #scifi
#surreal #scifi
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