Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#satirical
Carpe_Noctem
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
333 reads
2 Comments
Carpe_Noctem
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
333 reads
2 Comments
Carpe_Noctem
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
333 reads
2 Comments
Carpe_Noctem
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
2nd Jul 2022 12:42pm
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
333 reads
2 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
29th Oct 2022 5:08am
29th Oct 2022 5:08am
lost somewhere between existentialism and a good smoke
home now
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
#satirical
#funny
309 reads
8 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
29th Oct 2022 5:08am
29th Oct 2022 5:08am
lost somewhere between existentialism and a good smoke
home now
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
#satirical
#funny
309 reads
8 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
Crunching Dynamic (mythical of love)
too little
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
#sadness
#love
#satirical #TruthOfLife
#satirical #TruthOfLife
360 reads
6 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
Crunching Dynamic (mythical of love)
too little
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
#sadness
#love
#satirical #TruthOfLife
#satirical #TruthOfLife
360 reads
6 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
Crunching Dynamic (mythical of love)
too little
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
#sadness
#love
#satirical #TruthOfLife
#satirical #TruthOfLife
360 reads
6 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
20th Jun 2023 4:38am
Crunching Dynamic (mythical of love)
too little
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
#sadness
#love
#satirical #TruthOfLife
#satirical #TruthOfLife
360 reads
6 Comments
Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
A little less than AI
I just cant write today
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
#satirical
179 reads
6 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
237 reads
0 Comments
DU Poetry : Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
