Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
What Wolfgang Says About Donald Trump
Very interesting and I truly
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
#fiction
#satirical
#Fanfiction
#funny
#dialogue
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
What Wolfgang Says About Donald Trump
Very interesting and I truly
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
#fiction
#satirical
#Fanfiction
#funny
#dialogue
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
What Wolfgang Says About Donald Trump
Very interesting and I truly
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
#fiction
#satirical
#Fanfiction
#funny
#dialogue
257 reads
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
What Wolfgang Says About Donald Trump
Very interesting and I truly
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
#fiction
#satirical
#Fanfiction
#funny
#dialogue
257 reads
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
26th Feb 2023 4:56am
What Wolfgang Says About Donald Trump
Very interesting and I truly
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
do mean it because the Donald is not
the President anymore but just like Carl
Reiner, he should also be considered to
be the one who is the only hairless Heir here.
#fiction
#satirical
#Fanfiction
#funny
#dialogue
257 reads
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13
Poem Published
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
Going out
I sat alone at the table waited on by a lab technician in a hazmat suit.
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
#oppression
#satirical
#funny
#FreeVerse
#pandemic
661 reads
4 Comments
13
Poem Published
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
Going out
I sat alone at the table waited on by a lab technician in a hazmat suit.
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
#oppression
#satirical
#funny
#FreeVerse
#pandemic
661 reads
4 Comments
13
Poem Published
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
Going out
I sat alone at the table waited on by a lab technician in a hazmat suit.
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
#oppression
#satirical
#funny
#FreeVerse
#pandemic
661 reads
4 Comments
13
Poem Published
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
Going out
I sat alone at the table waited on by a lab technician in a hazmat suit.
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
#oppression
#satirical
#funny
#FreeVerse
#pandemic
661 reads
4 Comments
13
Poem Published
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
Going out
I sat alone at the table waited on by a lab technician in a hazmat suit.
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
#oppression
#satirical
#funny
#FreeVerse
#pandemic
661 reads
4 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
5th Mar 2023 6:01pm
5th Mar 2023 6:01pm
Linear Hypocrisy
They are everywhere
lines
controlling our lives and our thoughts
walk the straight and narrow
don't slouch
stand up straight
we're living in a linear hell
lines have become a moral imperative
how I hate just greeting people
look them straight in the eye
chest out and straight upper back
lines even control where we go
As the crow flies
or make a bee line
parallel parking and traffic lanes
even love is not immune to this tyranny
when someone goes straight to your heart
but even worse ...
lines
controlling our lives and our thoughts
walk the straight and narrow
don't slouch
stand up straight
we're living in a linear hell
lines have become a moral imperative
how I hate just greeting people
look them straight in the eye
chest out and straight upper back
lines even control where we go
As the crow flies
or make a bee line
parallel parking and traffic lanes
even love is not immune to this tyranny
when someone goes straight to your heart
but even worse ...
#satirical
154 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 9:35am
23rd Dec 2024 9:35am
My Day with Luigi Mangione
It was a day I’d never forget
me and my homie Luigi
on the 4th of December
from approximately 6am to 6pm
fixed up my old Monte Carlo
drove from New York to Florida
met a few musicians
joined their band
I played guitar
while Luigi was on drums
playing for hours on end
when done we helped clean up
met a couple of nice ladies
I don’t know what got into my bud
but he said we should fly to Paris
take the ladies to the Eiffel Tower
I said what the heck
drank some whine and ate some bread
luigi wanted to drive...
me and my homie Luigi
on the 4th of December
from approximately 6am to 6pm
fixed up my old Monte Carlo
drove from New York to Florida
met a few musicians
joined their band
I played guitar
while Luigi was on drums
playing for hours on end
when done we helped clean up
met a couple of nice ladies
I don’t know what got into my bud
but he said we should fly to Paris
take the ladies to the Eiffel Tower
I said what the heck
drank some whine and ate some bread
luigi wanted to drive...
#satirical
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