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Indie
Miss Indie
Miss Indie
Poem Published
14th Mar 2025 9:31pm
14th Mar 2025 9:31pm
Mabon (and tinned apples)
The website told me to
"Get out in the garden"
but it might have to be
someone else's garden
because I don't have one
(unless you count weeds)
but I'm pretty sure harvesting
the last of someone else's
summer crops is illegal
so I won't be doing that
this year
Though if Mabon comes around
and I happen to be in an apocalypse
the Gods and I might need to have words
because I'm not prepared
and I'm sure crop theft
is absolutely acceptable
under those circumstances
just not...
"Get out in the garden"
but it might have to be
someone else's garden
because I don't have one
(unless you count weeds)
but I'm pretty sure harvesting
the last of someone else's
summer crops is illegal
so I won't be doing that
this year
Though if Mabon comes around
and I happen to be in an apocalypse
the Gods and I might need to have words
because I'm not prepared
and I'm sure crop theft
is absolutely acceptable
under those circumstances
just not...
#LifeCycle
#satirical
#spiritual
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DCLXVI_1989
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2020 7:10am
2nd Oct 2020 7:10am
individual lines
(i am) King of my castle.
i have the destiny to dethrone.
All the heroes inside my head.
i thought them lost, but found them dead.
---
This housing has built walls within me.
Echoes of empty laughter.
We have struggled until midnight.
new-wisdom lucifer in the morning light
---
the moment i walked out of the room
a prison constructed by sky
we will never leave beyond these clouds
we will never leave, leaves me proud
---
salted waters for boiled seas
undertowed from buoyancy
---
heavy eyes with teeth...
i have the destiny to dethrone.
All the heroes inside my head.
i thought them lost, but found them dead.
---
This housing has built walls within me.
Echoes of empty laughter.
We have struggled until midnight.
new-wisdom lucifer in the morning light
---
the moment i walked out of the room
a prison constructed by sky
we will never leave beyond these clouds
we will never leave, leaves me proud
---
salted waters for boiled seas
undertowed from buoyancy
---
heavy eyes with teeth...
#satirical
#SelfWorth
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DCLXVI_1989
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2020 7:10am
2nd Oct 2020 7:10am
individual lines
(i am) King of my castle.
i have the destiny to dethrone.
All the heroes inside my head.
i thought them lost, but found them dead.
---
This housing has built walls within me.
Echoes of empty laughter.
We have struggled until midnight.
new-wisdom lucifer in the morning light
---
the moment i walked out of the room
a prison constructed by sky
we will never leave beyond these clouds
we will never leave, leaves me proud
---
salted waters for boiled seas
undertowed from buoyancy
---
heavy eyes with teeth...
i have the destiny to dethrone.
All the heroes inside my head.
i thought them lost, but found them dead.
---
This housing has built walls within me.
Echoes of empty laughter.
We have struggled until midnight.
new-wisdom lucifer in the morning light
---
the moment i walked out of the room
a prison constructed by sky
we will never leave beyond these clouds
we will never leave, leaves me proud
---
salted waters for boiled seas
undertowed from buoyancy
---
heavy eyes with teeth...
#satirical
#SelfWorth
366 reads
0 Comments
Ashley_M_Hardy
Poem Published
29th Aug 2023 5:13am
29th Aug 2023 5:13am
Cartoon Foolery
So, I write to inform and entertain my neighbors and audiences
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
#satirical
#funny
322 reads
4 Comments
Ashley_M_Hardy
Poem Published
29th Aug 2023 5:13am
29th Aug 2023 5:13am
Cartoon Foolery
So, I write to inform and entertain my neighbors and audiences
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
#satirical
#funny
322 reads
4 Comments
Pinkdreams
Poem Published
7th Sep 2024 5:54pm
7th Sep 2024 5:54pm
Keybored
I've searched for you all over
through concrete and clover
I know you're the one
my mission is done
I give my life to your pleasure
thrills beyond any measure
I have so must lust to share
it just isn't fair
how long you made me wait
for this lovely fate
This poem is so dumb
it's making me numb
the ending words match
but here's the catch
you may be gleaning
a trace of meaning
but I'm just being flirty
with my qwerty
through concrete and clover
I know you're the one
my mission is done
I give my life to your pleasure
thrills beyond any measure
I have so must lust to share
it just isn't fair
how long you made me wait
for this lovely fate
This poem is so dumb
it's making me numb
the ending words match
but here's the catch
you may be gleaning
a trace of meaning
but I'm just being flirty
with my qwerty
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
194 reads
11 Comments
Pinkdreams
Poem Published
7th Sep 2024 5:54pm
7th Sep 2024 5:54pm
Keybored
I've searched for you all over
through concrete and clover
I know you're the one
my mission is done
I give my life to your pleasure
thrills beyond any measure
I have so must lust to share
it just isn't fair
how long you made me wait
for this lovely fate
This poem is so dumb
it's making me numb
the ending words match
but here's the catch
you may be gleaning
a trace of meaning
but I'm just being flirty
with my qwerty
through concrete and clover
I know you're the one
my mission is done
I give my life to your pleasure
thrills beyond any measure
I have so must lust to share
it just isn't fair
how long you made me wait
for this lovely fate
This poem is so dumb
it's making me numb
the ending words match
but here's the catch
you may be gleaning
a trace of meaning
but I'm just being flirty
with my qwerty
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
194 reads
11 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
269 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
269 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
269 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
269 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
269 reads
6 Comments
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