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#satirical
Rew
Poem Published
31st Jan 2024 2:11am
31st Jan 2024 2:11am
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
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2 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
31st Jan 2024 2:11am
31st Jan 2024 2:11am
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
122 reads
2 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
31st Jan 2024 2:11am
31st Jan 2024 2:11am
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
122 reads
2 Comments
prometheus5290
Poem Published
10th Oct 2019 00:10am
10th Oct 2019 00:10am
Satire is no Joke
I can take a joke
If you can take reality in reply.
I can laugh at myself for being wrong
If you can admit when I am right.
It is easy to hide behind a joke,
But "truth be told in jest,"
And I admire the role of satire
In pointing out the worst and best
But when its context has faded
And the honest purpose was never stated
You cannot blame the audience
For thinking its claims intended.
If you can take reality in reply.
I can laugh at myself for being wrong
If you can admit when I am right.
It is easy to hide behind a joke,
But "truth be told in jest,"
And I admire the role of satire
In pointing out the worst and best
But when its context has faded
And the honest purpose was never stated
You cannot blame the audience
For thinking its claims intended.
#satirical
415 reads
0 Comments
Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
A little less than AI
I just cant write today
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
#satirical
172 reads
6 Comments
Penguinphile
Ab.C.
Ab.C.
Poem Published
9th Aug 2021 9:44am
9th Aug 2021 9:44am
Social Meat-ia
Primal chest beating at its finest
Flexing around the fire (emoji)—
The flash of white lights and screens
"Oh she looks good—
I'd like to take a bite out of that..."
"Like" this, "Like" that?
It's the grip around the throat of humanity
Set to stifle the voices of reason among us
But not to worry,
The primordial ooze feels just fine
Just "double-tap" that ass.
Flexing around the fire (emoji)—
The flash of white lights and screens
"Oh she looks good—
I'd like to take a bite out of that..."
"Like" this, "Like" that?
It's the grip around the throat of humanity
Set to stifle the voices of reason among us
But not to worry,
The primordial ooze feels just fine
Just "double-tap" that ass.
#satirical
361 reads
2 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
481 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
481 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
481 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
481 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
481 reads
39 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
232 reads
8 Comments
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