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oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
176 reads
20 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
176 reads
20 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
7th Feb 2025 7:59am
A Valuable Lesson
So I was at the public library here in town the other day. I live in a very small town by the way. Just returning some books my kids had borrowed. Nothing to make a big deal about you’d think.
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
After putting the books on the return desk, I decided to go over to the autobiography section just to take a gander. I start looking for musicians in particular. Ones I don’t have or haven’t read.
Off on the other side of the library there was a group having a meeting. It’s audible what they’re saying, but it’s by no means yelling at the top of their lungs. It sounds...
#funny
#parody
#satirical
176 reads
20 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
358 reads
5 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
358 reads
5 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
358 reads
5 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
514 reads
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
514 reads
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