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PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
223 reads
6 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
223 reads
6 Comments
gardenlover
Poem Published
30th Apr 2020 8:51am
30th Apr 2020 8:51am
Rural Bliss
Little Boy Blue blow up your horn
The sheep in the meadow the cows in the corn.
Where is the little boy who looks after the sheep,
He's in bed with Bo Peep; they're not asleep
They discovered the joy of conjugal bliss
That's why their duties were given a miss
The sheep in the meadow the cows in the corn.
Where is the little boy who looks after the sheep,
He's in bed with Bo Peep; they're not asleep
They discovered the joy of conjugal bliss
That's why their duties were given a miss
#parody
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1 Comment
LunasChild8
Poem Published
6th Dec 2019 3:08am
6th Dec 2019 3:08am
To Explore Or Not To Explore
To explore or not to explore: that is the question.
Whether 'tis easier for the mind to remain ignorant
And accept the cold embraces of outrageous beliefs,
Or is it wiser to take arms against a sea of blockades,
And by opposing, destroy them? To understand, to forget
No more, and by a discovery to say we cured
The blindness and the thousand natural shocks
That comes with acknowledgement of the truth. 'Tis an outcome
Desired to be wished. To learn, to dismiss-
To dismiss, the worst of sins: ay, there's the rub,
For in that dismissal of the...
Whether 'tis easier for the mind to remain ignorant
And accept the cold embraces of outrageous beliefs,
Or is it wiser to take arms against a sea of blockades,
And by opposing, destroy them? To understand, to forget
No more, and by a discovery to say we cured
The blindness and the thousand natural shocks
That comes with acknowledgement of the truth. 'Tis an outcome
Desired to be wished. To learn, to dismiss-
To dismiss, the worst of sins: ay, there's the rub,
For in that dismissal of the...
#parody
#WilliamShakespeare
598 reads
7 Comments
LunasChild8
Poem Published
6th Dec 2019 3:08am
6th Dec 2019 3:08am
To Explore Or Not To Explore
To explore or not to explore: that is the question.
Whether 'tis easier for the mind to remain ignorant
And accept the cold embraces of outrageous beliefs,
Or is it wiser to take arms against a sea of blockades,
And by opposing, destroy them? To understand, to forget
No more, and by a discovery to say we cured
The blindness and the thousand natural shocks
That comes with acknowledgement of the truth. 'Tis an outcome
Desired to be wished. To learn, to dismiss-
To dismiss, the worst of sins: ay, there's the rub,
For in that dismissal of the...
Whether 'tis easier for the mind to remain ignorant
And accept the cold embraces of outrageous beliefs,
Or is it wiser to take arms against a sea of blockades,
And by opposing, destroy them? To understand, to forget
No more, and by a discovery to say we cured
The blindness and the thousand natural shocks
That comes with acknowledgement of the truth. 'Tis an outcome
Desired to be wished. To learn, to dismiss-
To dismiss, the worst of sins: ay, there's the rub,
For in that dismissal of the...
#parody
#WilliamShakespeare
598 reads
7 Comments
ExercisingDemons
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
Movie Buff Talk
The sentence I would like to say
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
#dialogue
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
97 reads
2 Comments
ExercisingDemons
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
Movie Buff Talk
The sentence I would like to say
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
#dialogue
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
97 reads
2 Comments
ExercisingDemons
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
Movie Buff Talk
The sentence I would like to say
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
#dialogue
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
97 reads
2 Comments
ExercisingDemons
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
Movie Buff Talk
The sentence I would like to say
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
#dialogue
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
97 reads
2 Comments
Ahavati
Tams
Tams
Poem Published
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
690 reads
22 Comments
Ahavati
Tams
Tams
Poem Published
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
690 reads
22 Comments
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