Parody Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#parody
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
282 reads
2 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
282 reads
2 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
282 reads
2 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
447 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
447 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
447 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
447 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
447 reads
39 Comments
Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
For Robert Herrick
When swift to me some whey my milkmaid tows
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
#parody
#PopCulture
264 reads
1 Comment
Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
For Robert Herrick
When swift to me some whey my milkmaid tows
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
#parody
#PopCulture
264 reads
1 Comment
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
410 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
410 reads
2 Comments
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