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DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
400 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
400 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
400 reads
2 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
22nd May 2020 1:25am
22nd May 2020 1:25am
goldsmith would have laughed
I love the eighteenth century
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
#parody
389 reads
3 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
189 reads
0 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
189 reads
0 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
189 reads
0 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
20th Jul 2018 9:43am
20th Jul 2018 9:43am
lisp
writing in an empty womb
#parody
448 reads
0 Comments
Adzy
Poem Published
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
Papa John's Pizza jingle
(Papa Don't Preach tune) just a silly song I made up, I don't even like pizza haha
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
#food
#parody
#funny
631 reads
6 Comments
Adzy
Poem Published
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
Papa John's Pizza jingle
(Papa Don't Preach tune) just a silly song I made up, I don't even like pizza haha
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
#food
#parody
#funny
631 reads
6 Comments
Adzy
Poem Published
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
Papa John's Pizza jingle
(Papa Don't Preach tune) just a silly song I made up, I don't even like pizza haha
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
#food
#parody
#funny
631 reads
6 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
14th Dec 2023 11:24pm
14th Dec 2023 11:24pm
Limerick
There once was a fella called George
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
#parody
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