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Betty
Poem Published
4th Mar 2023 4:53am
4th Mar 2023 4:53am
The Complete History of Poetry
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History of Poetry
Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters
The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters
Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters
Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both ...
History of Poetry
Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters
The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters
Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters
Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both ...
#parody
#satirical
#historical
518 reads
26 Comments
SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
“A VERY APPETIZING OPPORTUNITY”
(with no apology to the lizard of Oz)
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
#politics
#parody
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2020
#pandemic
494 reads
2 Comments
SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
“A VERY APPETIZING OPPORTUNITY”
(with no apology to the lizard of Oz)
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
#politics
#parody
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2020
#pandemic
494 reads
2 Comments
SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
“A VERY APPETIZING OPPORTUNITY”
(with no apology to the lizard of Oz)
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
#politics
#parody
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2020
#pandemic
494 reads
2 Comments
SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
“A VERY APPETIZING OPPORTUNITY”
(with no apology to the lizard of Oz)
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
#politics
#parody
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2020
#pandemic
494 reads
2 Comments
SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
20th Apr 2020 3:44am
“A VERY APPETIZING OPPORTUNITY”
(with no apology to the lizard of Oz)
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
We need our mojo back
It’s got me thinking about
What can be opened
Without getting into trouble
For instance, the necks
Of the wealthiest-
It may only cost us .2-.3%
In terms of total mortality
But to get every person a home
And basic income
And a guarantee of food
And quality healthcare
We would be making the most
Out of their lives
It might be a tradeoff
Some folks would consider
#politics
#parody
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2020
#pandemic
494 reads
2 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
22nd May 2020 1:25am
22nd May 2020 1:25am
goldsmith would have laughed
I love the eighteenth century
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
#parody
426 reads
3 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
145 reads
4 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
145 reads
4 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
145 reads
4 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
145 reads
4 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
145 reads
4 Comments
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