Parody Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#parody
cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
182 reads
0 Comments
cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
182 reads
0 Comments
cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
182 reads
0 Comments
cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
182 reads
0 Comments
cabcool
Poem Published
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
28th Aug 2023 4:39am
mugshot
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
bird-hunters sport their sligshots
such as i have done in my day
black citizens get gunshots
such as makes the hate-man’s sick day
the old man’s eyes are bloodshot
telltale signs of rum-bar wager
then quails the uptown hotshot
as the downtown girls upstage her
the drummer with his rimshot
marks the passing of each minute
the limo-stretching...
#corruption
#identity
#politics
#parody
#prison
182 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
500 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
500 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
500 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
500 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
500 reads
0 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
146 reads
0 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
146 reads
0 Comments
DU Poetry : Parody Published by Members Recently Online Poems
