Parody Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#parody
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
291 reads
2 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
291 reads
2 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
291 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
383 reads
5 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
383 reads
5 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
383 reads
5 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
383 reads
5 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
383 reads
5 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
22nd May 2020 1:25am
22nd May 2020 1:25am
goldsmith would have laughed
I love the eighteenth century
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
#parody
412 reads
3 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
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0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
501 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
19th Oct 2019 5:16am
Smitten: Blind Date
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door....
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
501 reads
0 Comments
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