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Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
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Rew
Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
119 reads
0 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
119 reads
0 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
119 reads
0 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
11th Feb 2024 7:37pm
The Harlots Brush with The Law
I leant against the young Copper's waist
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
'twould cost a full nights pay,
and my brain did make all haste
to keep me from court next day.
Tangled 'scuses crossed my eye
taught by many a liar
as gallant punters, now Cop shy,
scuttled to household fire.
The Cop's sharp features seemed to be
softening as on him I leant,
the guilt on me receding be
as on him I made lament.
This ancient calling here on earth
has humble me and I,
am spiritless and friends have dearth,
" There there " said he...
#fiction
#parody
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#historical
119 reads
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DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
200 reads
30 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
200 reads
30 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
200 reads
30 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
200 reads
30 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
336 reads
5 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
336 reads
5 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
336 reads
5 Comments
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