Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
goldenmyst
Poem Published
15th Oct 2019 4:14am
15th Oct 2019 4:14am
Smitten: Robbing the Cradle
Smitten: Robbing the Cradle
Rowena says, “You know I was looking through your family photo albums. I must say you have a photogenic family. Though I noticed the men on your father’s side turn grey at fifty.”
“Well, they didn’t get fed nutritious vegan meals by a wife who reads the latest health magazines to keep her husband hale and hearty. Why I expect I’ll have some touches of grey at fifty but certainly not a head full of grey.”
“Doug, have you ever given a gaze at my Mom’s side of the family. My aunt looked no more...
Rowena says, “You know I was looking through your family photo albums. I must say you have a photogenic family. Though I noticed the men on your father’s side turn grey at fifty.”
“Well, they didn’t get fed nutritious vegan meals by a wife who reads the latest health magazines to keep her husband hale and hearty. Why I expect I’ll have some touches of grey at fifty but certainly not a head full of grey.”
“Doug, have you ever given a gaze at my Mom’s side of the family. My aunt looked no more...
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#sexy
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
14th Oct 2019 4:54am
14th Oct 2019 4:54am
Smitten: Homewrecker
Smitten: Homewrecker
“Ro, the producer feels having you on the show as my wife is making the other women on the set self-conscious. Any expression of affection from them they feel is suspect. Now I know this is malarkey. But I have to please the management. Otherwise, it is back to a forty-hour week and late nights away from home. And I want to spend my evenings with you instead of in a stuffy ad office.”
“Well, I never! If I’m making your costars uncomfortable then you are right I don’t belong there. In fact, maybe I just don’t belong in the same bed as you. This...
“Ro, the producer feels having you on the show as my wife is making the other women on the set self-conscious. Any expression of affection from them they feel is suspect. Now I know this is malarkey. But I have to please the management. Otherwise, it is back to a forty-hour week and late nights away from home. And I want to spend my evenings with you instead of in a stuffy ad office.”
“Well, I never! If I’m making your costars uncomfortable then you are right I don’t belong there. In fact, maybe I just don’t belong in the same bed as you. This...
#marriage
#parody
#funny #temptation
#funny #temptation
441 reads
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
10th Oct 2019 8:37am
10th Oct 2019 8:37am
Smitten: Groupies
Smitten: Groupies
“Doug, my sister auditioned for a part in a TV miniseries. I must confess I’m a little unsettled by the role she is trying out for.”
“Well good for her. Another TV starlet in the family. What is she auditioning for?”
“A woman who seduces very old rich men to marry her to inherit their wealth.”
“Sounds like the perfect character for her to play. What is for din-din darling?”
“But sweetie Bianca and I look alike. Her being a TV vamp may attract unwanted attention for me in public. The preview of her is already being...
“Doug, my sister auditioned for a part in a TV miniseries. I must confess I’m a little unsettled by the role she is trying out for.”
“Well good for her. Another TV starlet in the family. What is she auditioning for?”
“A woman who seduces very old rich men to marry her to inherit their wealth.”
“Sounds like the perfect character for her to play. What is for din-din darling?”
“But sweetie Bianca and I look alike. Her being a TV vamp may attract unwanted attention for me in public. The preview of her is already being...
#marriage
#romantic
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
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BenSeven
Poem Published
7th Oct 2019 8:57am
7th Oct 2019 8:57am
Sunday morning ennui
Listen to the bed
there's disquiet in my head
There is nothin' goin' down
and I can feel it
There's a stale in the air,
thoughts of woe and wear and tear
not somethin' I want to share,
or reveal
And that sweet city woman,
she moves through the land
controlling my mind and my soul.
When she's rejecting me
yeah, and the feelin' is bad,
then I get day ennui, day ennui
What can I do with it?
Got that day ennui, day ennui
What can I show for it?
Here I am,
waitin' for this moment to...
there's disquiet in my head
There is nothin' goin' down
and I can feel it
There's a stale in the air,
thoughts of woe and wear and tear
not somethin' I want to share,
or reveal
And that sweet city woman,
she moves through the land
controlling my mind and my soul.
When she's rejecting me
yeah, and the feelin' is bad,
then I get day ennui, day ennui
What can I do with it?
Got that day ennui, day ennui
What can I show for it?
Here I am,
waitin' for this moment to...
#rejection
#lyrics
#parody
#apathy
#boredom
402 reads
2 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
4th Oct 2019 6:36am
4th Oct 2019 6:36am
How She Put Smut Into Her Oeuvre
#women
#city
#parody
#funny
#sexy
553 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
1st Oct 2019 6:17am
1st Oct 2019 6:17am
Smitten: Adventures in Francophilia
Smitten: Adventures in Francophilia
Doug comes home with some unsettling news. “Ro, my TV land wife is with child and wants to be a stay at home Mom.”
“You called her wife instead of the leading lady.”
“Think but this, and all is mended, that every pout advertises some lipstick and each wink is a sales pitch for mascara, while kisses are the promise of a lost passion to find its song again with Aloe Vera skin glow.”
“Your kissy-face costar is a sore subject, but not so different than...
Doug comes home with some unsettling news. “Ro, my TV land wife is with child and wants to be a stay at home Mom.”
“You called her wife instead of the leading lady.”
“Think but this, and all is mended, that every pout advertises some lipstick and each wink is a sales pitch for mascara, while kisses are the promise of a lost passion to find its song again with Aloe Vera skin glow.”
“Your kissy-face costar is a sore subject, but not so different than...
#women
#marriage
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
420 reads
2 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
29th Sep 2019 8:33am
29th Sep 2019 8:33am
Smitten: Sister Trickster
Smitten: Sister Trickster
One fine morning at the Sweeney’s home trickery is afoot. Rowena brings home an ice cream cake for her birthday man. When he scoops a handful of the frozen dessert he sneaks it into her skirted panties like a malt spilled by a waiter from his tray upon her soon to be goose-bumped derriere where nary a taste bud lies.
“Frozen vampire tears! Cold as a mortician’s hands,” Ro exclaims until sister Bianca appears.
Rowena says, “Did you get my man drunk?”
Bianca replies, “Well I didn’t hold the cup to his mouth and...
One fine morning at the Sweeney’s home trickery is afoot. Rowena brings home an ice cream cake for her birthday man. When he scoops a handful of the frozen dessert he sneaks it into her skirted panties like a malt spilled by a waiter from his tray upon her soon to be goose-bumped derriere where nary a taste bud lies.
“Frozen vampire tears! Cold as a mortician’s hands,” Ro exclaims until sister Bianca appears.
Rowena says, “Did you get my man drunk?”
Bianca replies, “Well I didn’t hold the cup to his mouth and...
#marriage
#women
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
21st Sep 2019 6:23am
21st Sep 2019 6:23am
Smitten: Marital Impasse
Smitten: Marital Impasse
Rowena seeks reassurance from Doug’s television wife. Ro says, “Listen, I know you’re only Doug’s wife on TV but, please, tell me those steamy kisses are all fake.”
The actress says, “Smooching with him is like doing it with my cousin.”
Ro replies, “Your cousin is a surfer dude built like a locomotive. So that isn’t reassuring.”
In private his real wife, Rowena, asks:
“Those kisses look pretty passionate. Do they ever turn Frenchie?”
Doug says, “It is all for the ratings honey. There is no more passion than kissing...
Rowena seeks reassurance from Doug’s television wife. Ro says, “Listen, I know you’re only Doug’s wife on TV but, please, tell me those steamy kisses are all fake.”
The actress says, “Smooching with him is like doing it with my cousin.”
Ro replies, “Your cousin is a surfer dude built like a locomotive. So that isn’t reassuring.”
In private his real wife, Rowena, asks:
“Those kisses look pretty passionate. Do they ever turn Frenchie?”
Doug says, “It is all for the ratings honey. There is no more passion than kissing...
#marriage
#funny
#feminism
#women
#parody
508 reads
6 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Sep 2019 00:25am
19th Sep 2019 00:25am
Smitten: An Alternate Universe
Smitten: An Alternate Universe
Later at the Sweeney’s residence, Ro lets Doug think her girlfriend is in the kitchen to keep her company while she performs proper housewife duties. But unbeknownst to him, Rowena is giving her dishwasher hands a break.
“Oh girl, I’ve meddled with Doug’s pride. He’s mad because I came up with designs for his lingerie ads when he was stumped. I tried to pull the thorn out of his lion’s paw by telling him I had a closer relationship to my underwear than he did. You know speaking of lingerie we should have a pajama party for just us...
Later at the Sweeney’s residence, Ro lets Doug think her girlfriend is in the kitchen to keep her company while she performs proper housewife duties. But unbeknownst to him, Rowena is giving her dishwasher hands a break.
“Oh girl, I’ve meddled with Doug’s pride. He’s mad because I came up with designs for his lingerie ads when he was stumped. I tried to pull the thorn out of his lion’s paw by telling him I had a closer relationship to my underwear than he did. You know speaking of lingerie we should have a pajama party for just us...
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
#women
497 reads
2 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
15th Sep 2019 7:11pm
15th Sep 2019 7:11pm
Karaoke Night for the Sweeneys
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
491 reads
4 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Sep 2019 3:13am
15th Sep 2019 3:13am
Mixing The Sensual Pleasure Of The D
#parody
#satirical
#sensual #passion
#sensual #passion
1105 reads
17 Comments
Adzy
Poem Published
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
Papa John's Pizza jingle
(Papa Don't Preach tune) just a silly song I made up, I don't even like pizza haha
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
#food
#parody
#funny
636 reads
6 Comments
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