Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
10th Nov 2021 3:38am
10th Nov 2021 3:38am
I Want to be a Debutante
I worried all Sunday
it's supposed to be fun-day
about this coming Monday
psyching myself up
just to get the fuck up
groggy and bleary eyed
swimming against the tide
on my third cup of coffee
that tastes like bitter toffee
it's the start of a new day
but I don't need the pay
lets just go out and play
yes sir, no ma'am
work is just such a scam
pull your finger from the dam
our money's...
it's supposed to be fun-day
about this coming Monday
psyching myself up
just to get the fuck up
groggy and bleary eyed
swimming against the tide
on my third cup of coffee
that tastes like bitter toffee
it's the start of a new day
but I don't need the pay
lets just go out and play
yes sir, no ma'am
work is just such a scam
pull your finger from the dam
our money's...
#dreams
#parody
#LifeGoals #SelfDiscovery
#LifeGoals #SelfDiscovery
272 reads
3 Comments
Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
24th Oct 2021 11:24pm
24th Oct 2021 11:24pm
Sticky buns
Cinnamon is my aphrodisiac
overdosed I'm a maniac
Oh my hubris
for my protubris
when my delightful curves
are served as Hors d’Oeuvres
overdosed I'm a maniac
Oh my hubris
for my protubris
when my delightful curves
are served as Hors d’Oeuvres
#lust
#food
#parody
#funny
#passion
827 reads
6 Comments
Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
22nd Oct 2021 9:29pm
22nd Oct 2021 9:29pm
Cinnamon
do you mind
surely you have the time
can we talk about my behind
for it has come to my attention
about some risque pun
implying I have ample buns
this I find most tastelessly crass
as my ass is not second-class
and, in fact, hard to surpass
so please refer to my posterior
that body shape most exterior
with proportions far superior
as an intelligent derriere
for my ass has a resume
and is not, if I may
the world's biggest smart-ass
surely you have the time
can we talk about my behind
for it has come to my attention
about some risque pun
implying I have ample buns
this I find most tastelessly crass
as my ass is not second-class
and, in fact, hard to surpass
so please refer to my posterior
that body shape most exterior
with proportions far superior
as an intelligent derriere
for my ass has a resume
and is not, if I may
the world's biggest smart-ass
#identity
#parody
#funny
#confessional
#SelfWorth
431 reads
15 Comments
Bluevelvete
Poem Published
1st Oct 2021 10:56pm
1st Oct 2021 10:56pm
Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
O' flare this road rage
Me— swearing like a sailor
Blind, to my own... blinks
Me— swearing like a sailor
Blind, to my own... blinks
#anger
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#senryu
398 reads
20 Comments
SimpleTon
Poem Published
24th Jul 2021 10:12pm
24th Jul 2021 10:12pm
#2 Serial killer references for life's issues
All your life you wanted to communicate with pets
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk ...
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk ...
#dark
#murder
#parody
317 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2021 3:34pm
2nd Jul 2021 3:34pm
Fast And Fabulous
Enjoying your virility for a roadside tease
As we flee, a moment in time just to be free
Just you and me
Retracting the top, music to soothe the mood, turned up
Giving you a taste from my premium oiled butter rum cup
Reverse, Neutral, and now driving back inside
Power stick shift for that ocean front drive
Place me on cruise control for you to enjoy your long stretch of road
Speeding up within the fast lane, passion to be free uncontrolled
An endorphin rush from what I’ve been told
Road is slick, narrow, and now...
As we flee, a moment in time just to be free
Just you and me
Retracting the top, music to soothe the mood, turned up
Giving you a taste from my premium oiled butter rum cup
Reverse, Neutral, and now driving back inside
Power stick shift for that ocean front drive
Place me on cruise control for you to enjoy your long stretch of road
Speeding up within the fast lane, passion to be free uncontrolled
An endorphin rush from what I’ve been told
Road is slick, narrow, and now...
#cars
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
849 reads
22 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
26th Jun 2021 00:01am
26th Jun 2021 00:01am
A Wring, And A Pear
Our mother
Who does art at seven
Mallowed by thy game
Thy ring tone comes
Thy shall'st have fun
On earth, by the River Severn
Give us this day
Our daily words said
And forgive us our faux pas
As we forgive those
That faux pas against us
Lead us not into isolation
And deliver us some weevils
For thine is the string pompom
The flower, and short story
For ever, and never
Ah Bisto!
by Jemia
Who does art at seven
Mallowed by thy game
Thy ring tone comes
Thy shall'st have fun
On earth, by the River Severn
Give us this day
Our daily words said
And forgive us our faux pas
As we forgive those
That faux pas against us
Lead us not into isolation
And deliver us some weevils
For thine is the string pompom
The flower, and short story
For ever, and never
Ah Bisto!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
230 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
21st May 2021 4:21am
21st May 2021 4:21am
Phone f**king
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #lover
#satirical #lover
711 reads
26 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
16th May 2021 7:26am
16th May 2021 7:26am
Help wanted
Job opportunity:
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
Muse
Requirements:
Shy smile
Mischievous sense of humor
Razor sharp wit
Large cold feet
Unapologetic and happy in your skin
Knees and elbows registered as lethal weapons
Blue/green flame of creation burning in soul
Arsonist
Likes marshmallows
Spirit animal - large dangerous cat
Challenging and mocking demeanor
Enjoys castrating males with logic
Withering gaze
Druidess
Knowledge of tantric sex helpful
Spirit animal must be house broken...
#hope
#fate
#parody
337 reads
5 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
4.7 star rating 332 Reviews
$29.00 USD
I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
1207 reads
14 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
A Holiday In Hell
God, and Godyssey!!"
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
#parody
#satirical
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
269 reads
1 Comment
Numer90
Numer0-un0
Numer0-un0
Poem Published
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
16th Jan 2021 7:50pm
Sicari0
#parody
408 reads
2 Comments
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