Cinnamon

do you mind
surely you have the time  
can we talk about my behind  
for it has come to my attention  
about some risque pun  
implying I have ample buns  
this I find most tastelessly crass  
as my ass is not second-class    
and, in fact, hard to surpass  
so please refer to my posterior  
that body shape most exterior  
with proportions far superior  
as an intelligent derriere  
for my ass has a resume  
and is not, if I may    
the world's biggest smart-ass