Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
Rew
Poem Published
21st Nov 2023 8:34pm
21st Nov 2023 8:34pm
c**try Cusins
They were jest ol' cuntry cusins
'n I guess they sure knew the score
mostly wore nuttin' but big grins
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins.
We'ell o' course he just slipt right in
Gramps sez ''she's a fine lil' 'hore''
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins
'n I guess they sure knew the score.
*
When Maw'n Paw were jest the two
but he made me'n now there's more
jest like ol' cuntry cusins do
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.
...
'n I guess they sure knew the score
mostly wore nuttin' but big grins
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins.
We'ell o' course he just slipt right in
Gramps sez ''she's a fine lil' 'hore''
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins
'n I guess they sure knew the score.
*
When Maw'n Paw were jest the two
but he made me'n now there's more
jest like ol' cuntry cusins do
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.
...
#triolet
#parody
#funny
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missjem56
Poem Published
10th Oct 2023 11:17pm
10th Oct 2023 11:17pm
inebruated poetic memories
today i went to Rye, a trip down memory lane, and remembering the insanity of my youth! of being in the Gun Gardens, and tripping, and fearing a monkey puzzle tree!!!! and the community centre, where as a teenager i boogied the night away, and declaredf as the official joint roller of the local bikers, they even swupplied me with a leather jacket, and the occasional use of a 125 thingy!!!! all this was loke 45-50 years ago, so surreal, and tjhat with bumping into an ex girlfriend from my mid teens, and meeting her 30 year old daughter, wasw equally surreal, and today meeting an ex sister in...
#alcohol
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2023 9:44pm
3rd Sep 2023 9:44pm
Knit Wit!
Had an awful time
Trying to buy some wool today
Firstly, i asked for a bag of wool
The owner, when i asked
Misgendered me twice
Not very nice
(But apparently he does it to all the ladies)
Then
I'm not sure what his game was
He told me he actually had three bags full
I thought "great!"
"I only need one!"
He then began to tell me
That all three had already been sold
And who to
So why did he build my hopes up?
I felt he'd been pulling wool over my eyes
Completely wasting my time
So i...
Trying to buy some wool today
Firstly, i asked for a bag of wool
The owner, when i asked
Misgendered me twice
Not very nice
(But apparently he does it to all the ladies)
Then
I'm not sure what his game was
He told me he actually had three bags full
I thought "great!"
"I only need one!"
He then began to tell me
That all three had already been sold
And who to
So why did he build my hopes up?
I felt he'd been pulling wool over my eyes
Completely wasting my time
So i...
#parody
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
138 reads
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LaurelVanderBooben
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2023 3:17am
3rd Sep 2023 3:17am
Maria and Fatima
In a vibrant town, by the sea so clear,
Lived Maria and Fatima, two ladies so dear.
With potato-like faces, round and cute,
Their babushkas wrapped, never a dispute.
In Guimarães town, where the cottages rest,
There they resided, two ladies so blessed.
In little homes, snug and cozy,
They lived with their husbands, Louis and Joey.
Maria's garden, with potatoes so grand,
Fatima's kitchen, with spices at hand.
With babushkas wrapped, they'd stroll down the lane,
Gossiping and giggling, free from any strain.
Oh, the tales...
Lived Maria and Fatima, two ladies so dear.
With potato-like faces, round and cute,
Their babushkas wrapped, never a dispute.
In Guimarães town, where the cottages rest,
There they resided, two ladies so blessed.
In little homes, snug and cozy,
They lived with their husbands, Louis and Joey.
Maria's garden, with potatoes so grand,
Fatima's kitchen, with spices at hand.
With babushkas wrapped, they'd stroll down the lane,
Gossiping and giggling, free from any strain.
Oh, the tales...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2023 3:03am
3rd Apr 2023 3:03am
Alex In Parkland
Alex In Parkland
Down the Badger hole i fell
I had no time to dwell
Thus giving me this strange
And curious tale
Twas there i first met
Alice's sister, Alexandra
Now i had read
All about Alice
And her Adventures In Wonderland
So immediately decided
Not to drink from "drink me!" bottles
Nor food labelled as "eat me!"
And run a mile
If i heard anyone say
"Off with there heads!"
But i reckoned, and i guessed
That they were all on a day off
As i saw no queens, playing...
Down the Badger hole i fell
I had no time to dwell
Thus giving me this strange
And curious tale
Twas there i first met
Alice's sister, Alexandra
Now i had read
All about Alice
And her Adventures In Wonderland
So immediately decided
Not to drink from "drink me!" bottles
Nor food labelled as "eat me!"
And run a mile
If i heard anyone say
"Off with there heads!"
But i reckoned, and i guessed
That they were all on a day off
As i saw no queens, playing...
#parody
#satirical
#funny #fairies
#funny #fairies
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Rew
Poem Published
19th Mar 2023 8:04pm
19th Mar 2023 8:04pm
I Hate Fake!
I hate those fake and weak minded
aphorisms so one sided
so smugly written but so trite
lazily penned hence with no might
and sadly, never derided.
It seems that poetry is dead
that from which great effort has fled
to a burgeoning three line write...
I hate those fakes!
Sharpen your quill and be guided
by the muse, as the great Bard did,
think on't by day dream on't by night
and work and work till writes take flight
chanting this phrase, here I've writed...
I hate those fakes!
aphorisms so one sided
so smugly written but so trite
lazily penned hence with no might
and sadly, never derided.
It seems that poetry is dead
that from which great effort has fled
to a burgeoning three line write...
I hate those fakes!
Sharpen your quill and be guided
by the muse, as the great Bard did,
think on't by day dream on't by night
and work and work till writes take flight
chanting this phrase, here I've writed...
I hate those fakes!
#rhyming
#parody
#satirical #CallToAction
#satirical #CallToAction
277 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Feb 2023 3:03pm
5th Feb 2023 3:03pm
"I Told You I Was Ill!"
The ghost
Of Spike Milligan
Came a-visiting me last night
He was very funny
He was a scream!
I screamed
With a mixture
Of hysteria's
Of laughter, and terror
And to many bon bons
The night before
I asked him
What it had been like
Walking backwards for Christmas
With ying tongs, and diddle-aye po's
And eating birthday cake
With a dinosaur
Unfortunately
He couldn't talk
As he was a ghost
But could, and did wail a little
He did an impromptu performance
A strange act
He produced a box...
Of Spike Milligan
Came a-visiting me last night
He was very funny
He was a scream!
I screamed
With a mixture
Of hysteria's
Of laughter, and terror
And to many bon bons
The night before
I asked him
What it had been like
Walking backwards for Christmas
With ying tongs, and diddle-aye po's
And eating birthday cake
With a dinosaur
Unfortunately
He couldn't talk
As he was a ghost
But could, and did wail a little
He did an impromptu performance
A strange act
He produced a box...
#parody
#funny
#ghosts
171 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
9th Jan 2023 11:25pm
9th Jan 2023 11:25pm
A Honeyed Moon Vision
Is it to soon?
To wonder, how, or why?
A cow jumping over a moon
Perhaps it was wearing the socks
Of its great ancestors
The Wild Aurochs
Not surprised they're extinct now
Perhaps they too were moon jumpers
Like this athletic cow
I'm not here to wonder how, or why
About a cow jumping over the moon
Did it fly?
Or do a funny jig
Or grow wings
Like a flying pig
Could explain, if you please
The rumours that
The moon is cheese
And take away the N too
All you're left...
To wonder, how, or why?
A cow jumping over a moon
Perhaps it was wearing the socks
Of its great ancestors
The Wild Aurochs
Not surprised they're extinct now
Perhaps they too were moon jumpers
Like this athletic cow
I'm not here to wonder how, or why
About a cow jumping over the moon
Did it fly?
Or do a funny jig
Or grow wings
Like a flying pig
Could explain, if you please
The rumours that
The moon is cheese
And take away the N too
All you're left...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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adagio
Poem Published
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
4th Jan 2023 4:15pm
Little Piggy
Skeleton drumming on a closed book,
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
of The Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
rattling my bones, to suck your marrow
and eat your little piggy
as my shadow sticks on the bedpost
sucking my thumb, fee-fi-fo-fum
dragging you in by the hook,
skeleton drumming on a closed book
#parody
#satirical
#ghosts
260 reads
2 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
31st Dec 2022 11:10am
the long day and Hitler
the long day and Hitler
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
It is Christmas Eve the TV has nothing to offer but sentimental
crap, where the rich rescue a Christmas for the poor and everyone
in the park and sing while bells chime; no one has bored anyone
by pointing out that it is Jesus’s birthday today.
Flicking through the computer’s many sites, I came across Hitler’s
drawing of Father Christmas, a haunted face casting a side glance
not sure, if someone is making fun of him, the eyes also tell us of doubt
over his profession as a clown.
Hitler didn’t travel much, once he...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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0 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
6th Dec 2022 4:28pm
6th Dec 2022 4:28pm
(my) ' The Nymphs Reply to the Shepherd '
Since all the world and love is one
and truth issues from your glib tongue,
and maiden's wiles your chance improve
I'll live with you and be your love.
And I shall dance and your words sing
for your delight, each gay morning,
and be your muse though nag you so
you Will outwrite that upstart crow!
But I'd rather have a divan bed
than those roses that you have said,
you forgot the thorns, I suppose,
they'd not do much for our repose...
And I'm not sure 'bout those hard rocks
so pull some wool...
and truth issues from your glib tongue,
and maiden's wiles your chance improve
I'll live with you and be your love.
And I shall dance and your words sing
for your delight, each gay morning,
and be your muse though nag you so
you Will outwrite that upstart crow!
But I'd rather have a divan bed
than those roses that you have said,
you forgot the thorns, I suppose,
they'd not do much for our repose...
And I'm not sure 'bout those hard rocks
so pull some wool...
#rhyming
#parody
#historical
280 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
390 reads
2 Comments
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