Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
JusTim_
Poem Published
14th Jun 2019 1:58pm
14th Jun 2019 1:58pm
Friday
It's Friday and that fucker is doing it again
flirting with my Chi
my morning solace
I've a mind to kill him today
with his fake ass smile
and his black socks
pulled up to his knees
poet please
do you even know the difference
between form and abjectation?
Queen Anne's and hemlock?
the poison's in the blood
you, just wallow in the mud
you sling, as you think they sing
no songs to be heard here
no bird will catch your worm ...
flirting with my Chi
my morning solace
I've a mind to kill him today
with his fake ass smile
and his black socks
pulled up to his knees
poet please
do you even know the difference
between form and abjectation?
Queen Anne's and hemlock?
the poison's in the blood
you, just wallow in the mud
you sling, as you think they sing
no songs to be heard here
no bird will catch your worm ...
#parody
499 reads
8 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
11th Mar 2019 9:17am
11th Mar 2019 9:17am
re-remembered
The re-membered
Speak to me of a memory that ran into the sand
taken by the high tide drifting away
but at low ebb glitter on the lonely strand.
Speak to my memory as seen in a child's eye
when my mother was young and danced
had laughter on her lips and stars in her eyes.
Speak to me memory in the haze of dreams
when life was lovely, and summers were long,
hold on to your vision of yore till your life ends.
Speak to me a memory of your time as a seaman
when life was often sad, but books made you sane
in every...
Speak to me of a memory that ran into the sand
taken by the high tide drifting away
but at low ebb glitter on the lonely strand.
Speak to my memory as seen in a child's eye
when my mother was young and danced
had laughter on her lips and stars in her eyes.
Speak to me memory in the haze of dreams
when life was lovely, and summers were long,
hold on to your vision of yore till your life ends.
Speak to me a memory of your time as a seaman
when life was often sad, but books made you sane
in every...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
366 reads
1 Comment
oskar
Poem Published
25th Feb 2019 9:10am
25th Feb 2019 9:10am
looking east
The view
looking out of the window facing inland
I see a petrol station painted green and across
the station a shabby supermarket with
an incompetent staff yet an excellent place to go
if you need to buy milk.
Buying wine is not recommended they don't
know how to store it and the wine goes off.
The road below me is as usual full of traffic
that flows to fast.
I can't see the upland the view is closed
by ugly blocks of flats too cold in the winter
too hot in the summer.
I sigh, return to my terrace that faces the sea
and...
looking out of the window facing inland
I see a petrol station painted green and across
the station a shabby supermarket with
an incompetent staff yet an excellent place to go
if you need to buy milk.
Buying wine is not recommended they don't
know how to store it and the wine goes off.
The road below me is as usual full of traffic
that flows to fast.
I can't see the upland the view is closed
by ugly blocks of flats too cold in the winter
too hot in the summer.
I sigh, return to my terrace that faces the sea
and...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
325 reads
1 Comment
DouglasWayne
Douglas
Douglas
Poem Published
7th Jan 2019 4:42pm
7th Jan 2019 4:42pm
Adult Hither
They put her
In the cum-sin-castration camp of Aushit.
Her name was Ariel Lipsstick-Cohenstraddlesadick.
She stayed in his Hell hole
Until the Allied Armies liberated her.
This poem will attempt to trace her life
From childhood in the Gettgo of Letgoofmyego
To her meteoric rise on the stage of the Glob in Helstinky.
She could dance and prance
She slept with the stage producer's dick
But despised the rest of him
And made the rest of him
Go to bed without the rest of her.
If the pillow could talk ...
In the cum-sin-castration camp of Aushit.
Her name was Ariel Lipsstick-Cohenstraddlesadick.
She stayed in his Hell hole
Until the Allied Armies liberated her.
This poem will attempt to trace her life
From childhood in the Gettgo of Letgoofmyego
To her meteoric rise on the stage of the Glob in Helstinky.
She could dance and prance
She slept with the stage producer's dick
But despised the rest of him
And made the rest of him
Go to bed without the rest of her.
If the pillow could talk ...
#dark
#fate
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
365 reads
1 Comment
longsoftkiss
LSK
LSK
Poem Published
13th Dec 2018 9:40pm
13th Dec 2018 9:40pm
T'was the Night for Christmas Yoga
T'was the night for Yoga, when all thro' the studio,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a crow;
The mats were laid on the floor with care,
In hopes that Yogi-Guru would soon be there;
The yogis where resting all calm on their mats,
While feelings of love and peace spreading with every breath,
And Jade in her lulu's, and I in my shorts,
Had just settled our minds for our vinyasa practice.
When out in reception all eyes were on the clocks,
I sprang from my mat to pick up my two blocks.
Away to the window I flew like an...
Not a creature was stirring, not even a crow;
The mats were laid on the floor with care,
In hopes that Yogi-Guru would soon be there;
The yogis where resting all calm on their mats,
While feelings of love and peace spreading with every breath,
And Jade in her lulu's, and I in my shorts,
Had just settled our minds for our vinyasa practice.
When out in reception all eyes were on the clocks,
I sprang from my mat to pick up my two blocks.
Away to the window I flew like an...
#Christmas
#peace
#parody #meditation
#parody #meditation
461 reads
3 Comments
LunasChild8
Poem Published
12th Dec 2018 11:01pm
12th Dec 2018 11:01pm
Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Xeno Style
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not shout or you're going to die,
The xeno infestation is here.
They come out at night,
They knock down the doors,
They give us quite a fright as they leave a trail of gore,
The xeno infestation is here.
x
They want to take us to their hive,
They want to make us hosts,
They're gonna stick a tube down our throats,
Keep your mouth shut so we can stay alive!
x
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not shout or you're...
You better not cry,
You better not shout or you're going to die,
The xeno infestation is here.
They come out at night,
They knock down the doors,
They give us quite a fright as they leave a trail of gore,
The xeno infestation is here.
x
They want to take us to their hive,
They want to make us hosts,
They're gonna stick a tube down our throats,
Keep your mouth shut so we can stay alive!
x
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not shout or you're...
#Christmas
#rhyming
#parody
#funny
#aliens
486 reads
6 Comments
LunasChild8
Poem Published
12th Dec 2018 10:57pm
12th Dec 2018 10:57pm
Jingle Bells: AVP Style
Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xeno Queen lays more eggs;
Weyland Yutani did something naughty,
Oops, there goes my leg.
Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells,
The Predators are now here;
The hunt has begun, you better run,
It's just that time of year.
Running through the woods,
Not once looking back,
Gotta protect my goods,
Or risk getting attacked.
Have to get of here,
To keep my skull intact,
Can't give into my fears,
Or a Xeno will stab my ass.
Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xeno...
Corpses smell,
The Xeno Queen lays more eggs;
Weyland Yutani did something naughty,
Oops, there goes my leg.
Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells,
The Predators are now here;
The hunt has begun, you better run,
It's just that time of year.
Running through the woods,
Not once looking back,
Gotta protect my goods,
Or risk getting attacked.
Have to get of here,
To keep my skull intact,
Can't give into my fears,
Or a Xeno will stab my ass.
Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xeno...
#Christmas
#rhyming
#parody
#funny
#aliens
478 reads
6 Comments
Vanda
Poem Published
25th Oct 2018 6:01pm
25th Oct 2018 6:01pm
Dragon Fart
My heart bled for you like a dragon shot in the fart bag in love with your sorry ass don’t feel bad it wasn’t meant for you we went through a lot together so never forget always remember there is a silver lining
#love
#parody
#satirical #memories
#satirical #memories
398 reads
1 Comment
Blackwolf
Poem Published
13th Oct 2018 1:10am
13th Oct 2018 1:10am
T'was A Dark And Stormy Night
A Eunuch Knocked Upon A Door
Where He Had Never Been Before
A Voice Cried Out From Deep Inside
Why You Bothering Me Where I Abide
The Eunuch Laughed And Then He Smiled
Saying Eunuch Nox Can I Stay Awhile ?
Where He Had Never Been Before
A Voice Cried Out From Deep Inside
Why You Bothering Me Where I Abide
The Eunuch Laughed And Then He Smiled
Saying Eunuch Nox Can I Stay Awhile ?
#rhyming
#parody
#funny #minimalist
#funny #minimalist
434 reads
3 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
6th Aug 2018 7:33am
6th Aug 2018 7:33am
the elite poets
The elite poets
I have been watching a program about poems and the creator of poetry,
what is typical of younger poets they are an upper middle class, university educated and know everything about the craft.
At the end of studies, they feel they have to write a book of poems hungry as they are for literary fame,
having read the old master think they have to be dramatic and write about experiences they have not had yet,
nevertheless, they get favourable mentions in the Guardian and the rest is hype and bullshit.
I have been watching a program about poems and the creator of poetry,
what is typical of younger poets they are an upper middle class, university educated and know everything about the craft.
At the end of studies, they feel they have to write a book of poems hungry as they are for literary fame,
having read the old master think they have to be dramatic and write about experiences they have not had yet,
nevertheless, they get favourable mentions in the Guardian and the rest is hype and bullshit.
#parody
#satirical
#funny
414 reads
1 Comment
george4man2box
Poem Published
20th Jun 2018 10:23pm
20th Jun 2018 10:23pm
Where on Earth...?
(not that ye wondered,
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here).
Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed,
scrutinized vibrant wonders zoom
plethora, sans newly discovered life forms
cradled with fecund Gaia's womb
abound within unlikely places
such as mossy bearded faces
nestling, pronouncing,
and regaling pharaohs sarcophagus tomb
oceanographers also find organic entities
adorning, kickstarting,
and thriving within extremely ...
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here).
Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed,
scrutinized vibrant wonders zoom
plethora, sans newly discovered life forms
cradled with fecund Gaia's womb
abound within unlikely places
such as mossy bearded faces
nestling, pronouncing,
and regaling pharaohs sarcophagus tomb
oceanographers also find organic entities
adorning, kickstarting,
and thriving within extremely ...
#hope
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#heroic
417 reads
4 Comments
aabbchot
Poem Published
5th May 2018 6:22am
5th May 2018 6:22am
BETRAYAL OF A DIARIST
Somebody's diary.
discovered in jumble sale,
tells brief anguish tale,
of girl search for grail,
friendship acceptance love,
intelligent tenderness,
absence of betrayal.
Love of her new friend,
lesbian from beginning to end,
film makers decide to expunge,
marketers say is grunge,
too uncommercial to defend,
advertisers will unfriend,
relationship confounding unread women and men,
problematic for school regimen.
Story of sixteen year old,
hormone onset head cold,
relevant to generations told, ...
discovered in jumble sale,
tells brief anguish tale,
of girl search for grail,
friendship acceptance love,
intelligent tenderness,
absence of betrayal.
Love of her new friend,
lesbian from beginning to end,
film makers decide to expunge,
marketers say is grunge,
too uncommercial to defend,
advertisers will unfriend,
relationship confounding unread women and men,
problematic for school regimen.
Story of sixteen year old,
hormone onset head cold,
relevant to generations told, ...
#LGBT
#LifeStruggles
#money
#parody
#HumanRights
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