Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
goldenmyst
Poem Published
4th Oct 2019 6:36am
4th Oct 2019 6:36am
How She Put Smut Into Her Oeuvre
#women
#city
#parody
#funny
#sexy
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4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
1st Oct 2019 6:17am
1st Oct 2019 6:17am
Smitten: Adventures in Francophilia
Smitten: Adventures in Francophilia
Doug comes home with some unsettling news. “Ro, my TV land wife is with child and wants to be a stay at home Mom.”
“You called her wife instead of the leading lady.”
“Think but this, and all is mended, that every pout advertises some lipstick and each wink is a sales pitch for mascara, while kisses are the promise of a lost passion to find its song again with Aloe Vera skin glow.”
“Your kissy-face costar is a sore subject, but not so different than...
Doug comes home with some unsettling news. “Ro, my TV land wife is with child and wants to be a stay at home Mom.”
“You called her wife instead of the leading lady.”
“Think but this, and all is mended, that every pout advertises some lipstick and each wink is a sales pitch for mascara, while kisses are the promise of a lost passion to find its song again with Aloe Vera skin glow.”
“Your kissy-face costar is a sore subject, but not so different than...
#women
#marriage
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
29th Sep 2019 8:33am
29th Sep 2019 8:33am
Smitten: Sister Trickster
Smitten: Sister Trickster
One fine morning at the Sweeney’s home trickery is afoot. Rowena brings home an ice cream cake for her birthday man. When he scoops a handful of the frozen dessert he sneaks it into her skirted panties like a malt spilled by a waiter from his tray upon her soon to be goose-bumped derriere where nary a taste bud lies.
“Frozen vampire tears! Cold as a mortician’s hands,” Ro exclaims until sister Bianca appears.
Rowena says, “Did you get my man drunk?”
Bianca replies, “Well I didn’t hold the cup to his mouth and...
One fine morning at the Sweeney’s home trickery is afoot. Rowena brings home an ice cream cake for her birthday man. When he scoops a handful of the frozen dessert he sneaks it into her skirted panties like a malt spilled by a waiter from his tray upon her soon to be goose-bumped derriere where nary a taste bud lies.
“Frozen vampire tears! Cold as a mortician’s hands,” Ro exclaims until sister Bianca appears.
Rowena says, “Did you get my man drunk?”
Bianca replies, “Well I didn’t hold the cup to his mouth and...
#marriage
#women
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
21st Sep 2019 6:23am
21st Sep 2019 6:23am
Smitten: Marital Impasse
Smitten: Marital Impasse
Rowena seeks reassurance from Doug’s television wife. Ro says, “Listen, I know you’re only Doug’s wife on TV but, please, tell me those steamy kisses are all fake.”
The actress says, “Smooching with him is like doing it with my cousin.”
Ro replies, “Your cousin is a surfer dude built like a locomotive. So that isn’t reassuring.”
In private his real wife, Rowena, asks:
“Those kisses look pretty passionate. Do they ever turn Frenchie?”
Doug says, “It is all for the ratings honey. There is no more passion than kissing...
Rowena seeks reassurance from Doug’s television wife. Ro says, “Listen, I know you’re only Doug’s wife on TV but, please, tell me those steamy kisses are all fake.”
The actress says, “Smooching with him is like doing it with my cousin.”
Ro replies, “Your cousin is a surfer dude built like a locomotive. So that isn’t reassuring.”
In private his real wife, Rowena, asks:
“Those kisses look pretty passionate. Do they ever turn Frenchie?”
Doug says, “It is all for the ratings honey. There is no more passion than kissing...
#marriage
#funny
#feminism
#women
#parody
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6 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Sep 2019 00:25am
19th Sep 2019 00:25am
Smitten: An Alternate Universe
Smitten: An Alternate Universe
Later at the Sweeney’s residence, Ro lets Doug think her girlfriend is in the kitchen to keep her company while she performs proper housewife duties. But unbeknownst to him, Rowena is giving her dishwasher hands a break.
“Oh girl, I’ve meddled with Doug’s pride. He’s mad because I came up with designs for his lingerie ads when he was stumped. I tried to pull the thorn out of his lion’s paw by telling him I had a closer relationship to my underwear than he did. You know speaking of lingerie we should have a pajama party for just us...
Later at the Sweeney’s residence, Ro lets Doug think her girlfriend is in the kitchen to keep her company while she performs proper housewife duties. But unbeknownst to him, Rowena is giving her dishwasher hands a break.
“Oh girl, I’ve meddled with Doug’s pride. He’s mad because I came up with designs for his lingerie ads when he was stumped. I tried to pull the thorn out of his lion’s paw by telling him I had a closer relationship to my underwear than he did. You know speaking of lingerie we should have a pajama party for just us...
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
#women
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
15th Sep 2019 7:11pm
15th Sep 2019 7:11pm
Karaoke Night for the Sweeneys
#women
#marriage
#parody
#funny
#feminism
519 reads
4 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Sep 2019 3:13am
15th Sep 2019 3:13am
Mixing The Sensual Pleasure Of The D
#parody
#satirical
#sensual #passion
#sensual #passion
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Adzy
Poem Published
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
25th Jul 2019 10:17pm
Papa John's Pizza jingle
(Papa Don't Preach tune) just a silly song I made up, I don't even like pizza haha
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
Papa John's Pizza
Is what I wanna eat
Papa John's Pizza
Give me a crust that's deep
And I've made up my mind
Woahhhh
I want pepperoni, Oo Oooo
I want a pepperoni Ooooo
#food
#parody
#funny
669 reads
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JusTim_
Poem Published
14th Jun 2019 1:58pm
14th Jun 2019 1:58pm
Friday
It's Friday and that fucker is doing it again
flirting with my Chi
my morning solace
I've a mind to kill him today
with his fake ass smile
and his black socks
pulled up to his knees
poet please
do you even know the difference
between form and abjectation?
Queen Anne's and hemlock?
the poison's in the blood
you, just wallow in the mud
you sling, as you think they sing
no songs to be heard here
no bird will catch your worm ...
flirting with my Chi
my morning solace
I've a mind to kill him today
with his fake ass smile
and his black socks
pulled up to his knees
poet please
do you even know the difference
between form and abjectation?
Queen Anne's and hemlock?
the poison's in the blood
you, just wallow in the mud
you sling, as you think they sing
no songs to be heard here
no bird will catch your worm ...
#parody
534 reads
8 Comments
oskar
Poem Published
11th Mar 2019 9:17am
11th Mar 2019 9:17am
re-remembered
The re-membered
Speak to me of a memory that ran into the sand
taken by the high tide drifting away
but at low ebb glitter on the lonely strand.
Speak to my memory as seen in a child's eye
when my mother was young and danced
had laughter on her lips and stars in her eyes.
Speak to me memory in the haze of dreams
when life was lovely, and summers were long,
hold on to your vision of yore till your life ends.
Speak to me a memory of your time as a seaman
when life was often sad, but books made you sane
in every...
Speak to me of a memory that ran into the sand
taken by the high tide drifting away
but at low ebb glitter on the lonely strand.
Speak to my memory as seen in a child's eye
when my mother was young and danced
had laughter on her lips and stars in her eyes.
Speak to me memory in the haze of dreams
when life was lovely, and summers were long,
hold on to your vision of yore till your life ends.
Speak to me a memory of your time as a seaman
when life was often sad, but books made you sane
in every...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
389 reads
1 Comment
oskar
Poem Published
25th Feb 2019 9:10am
25th Feb 2019 9:10am
looking east
The view
looking out of the window facing inland
I see a petrol station painted green and across
the station a shabby supermarket with
an incompetent staff yet an excellent place to go
if you need to buy milk.
Buying wine is not recommended they don't
know how to store it and the wine goes off.
The road below me is as usual full of traffic
that flows to fast.
I can't see the upland the view is closed
by ugly blocks of flats too cold in the winter
too hot in the summer.
I sigh, return to my terrace that faces the sea
and...
looking out of the window facing inland
I see a petrol station painted green and across
the station a shabby supermarket with
an incompetent staff yet an excellent place to go
if you need to buy milk.
Buying wine is not recommended they don't
know how to store it and the wine goes off.
The road below me is as usual full of traffic
that flows to fast.
I can't see the upland the view is closed
by ugly blocks of flats too cold in the winter
too hot in the summer.
I sigh, return to my terrace that faces the sea
and...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
356 reads
1 Comment
DouglasWayne
Douglas
Douglas
Poem Published
7th Jan 2019 4:42pm
7th Jan 2019 4:42pm
Adult Hither
They put her
In the cum-sin-castration camp of Aushit.
Her name was Ariel Lipsstick-Cohenstraddlesadick.
She stayed in his Hell hole
Until the Allied Armies liberated her.
This poem will attempt to trace her life
From childhood in the Gettgo of Letgoofmyego
To her meteoric rise on the stage of the Glob in Helstinky.
She could dance and prance
She slept with the stage producer's dick
But despised the rest of him
And made the rest of him
Go to bed without the rest of her.
If the pillow could talk ...
In the cum-sin-castration camp of Aushit.
Her name was Ariel Lipsstick-Cohenstraddlesadick.
She stayed in his Hell hole
Until the Allied Armies liberated her.
This poem will attempt to trace her life
From childhood in the Gettgo of Letgoofmyego
To her meteoric rise on the stage of the Glob in Helstinky.
She could dance and prance
She slept with the stage producer's dick
But despised the rest of him
And made the rest of him
Go to bed without the rest of her.
If the pillow could talk ...
#dark
#fate
#parody #funny
#parody #funny
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