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Adult Hither

They put her
In the cum-sin-castration camp of Aushit.

Her name was Ariel Lipsstick-Cohenstraddlesadick.

She stayed in his Hell hole
Until the Allied Armies liberated her.

This poem will attempt to trace her life
From childhood in the Gettgo of Letgoofmyego
To her meteoric rise on the stage of the Glob in Helstinky.

She could dance and prance
She slept with the stage producer's dick
But despised the rest of him
And made the rest of him
Go to bed without the rest of her.

If the pillow could talk
They would tell about her Doris days
And his rocks chaffing
Her chin in the backseat of his Hudson.

Her fame was to be short lived
Like a candle stuck up a nun's pussy.

When the dicktator came to power
They threw her cunt
In Aushit without a shower.

She was deliced
But they let her keep her favorite
Crab named Cleopatrick.
It jumped and it humped
A fellow prisoner's
Case of the clap.

She spent most of her time
Peeling potatoes.
And she spent most of her nights
Regretting that she had never really
Known a redneck spud.

A colonel of the camp
Noticed her one day
And took her back to his private room
In the barracks
He laid her on her back
And tooled her with his Nazty jack.

She gave birth to his triplets
And they named the boys
Fizzle
Fart
And Stink.

The affair was short lived
When she caught the Colonel
Jacking off to the book, Mine Cunt.
And she was done with the bastard
When she discovered
That he was bi and doing the bicycle handle bars.
First one bar and then the other.

She was heart broken
She turned to the camp nurse
Gretchen Lesbihen.
And they soon began
Muff diving every chance they got.

Gretchen was so in love with her
Until Cleopatrick one day
Jumped out and bit
The nurse's little man in the yacht.

Their days of clear sailing
Were over.

There after Ariel
Began a life
Of auto-eroticism.
She played with her
Tuna casserole
Nightly
And daily
Worked her fingers
To the bone
Prying and trying
To work up one more squirt
From her spurting vaginacano.

Her Mt. Vesmoothvius
She shaved
With a straight razor
Because there was really nothing
Queer about Ariel.

She dreamed of being free
And when the airplanes flew over
And dropped the leaflets
She began to make her plans.

She started writing a diary
Entitled: The Diary of Anus Frankfurter.
She wrote in detail concerning her life and times.
She wrote it in blank verse
She had no time for rhymes.

But destiny
Called on her one day
And gave her the short end
Of a long dildo
Cleopatrick came up missing one day
He did not answer
Muster one day
She searched the landscape
Of her barren clit
But could find him no wit.

In the end
She believed that he had taken up with
Another prisoner
By the name of Swindler.
He went out to take a piss
But wound up on her list.

In the end she died
Of the heartbreak
Of missing the crab
And she scratched her pussy
Until it scabbed
And the ooze
Caused her to lose
Her cool
And she blew
Her panties into a wad
And died of over exposure
To the elements
Of yeast infection.

They buried her there in the camp
And on her tombstone it read:
Extra cheese, mushroom head and German helmet dicks, and
Peter-roni.
Written by DouglasWayne (Douglas)
Published
Author's Note
In the last few lines let it be known that Tombstone is a brand of American pizza.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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