How She Put Smut Into Her Oeuvre

How She Put Smut Into Her Oeuvre            
              
      Rowena pleads, “Sir, my car broke down. Could you spare a few bucks for me to catch a cab home?”  
     “Give me some sugar and I’ll donate to your cause.”  
     “Sir, I’ve got some candy in my purse which I could give you. The chocolate was for my daughter’s school fundraiser but I’m sure she would understand my predicament.”  
     “Oh darling, I mistook you to be a different sort of entrepreneur. I would be honored to give you a lift home.”  
     “My mother taught me never to get rides from strangers. But you look like a gentleman so I accept your offer.”  
     Rowena hops in the seat and straps herself in. Suddenly the flashing blue lights of a police car pull up behind them.  
     The officer says, “Ma’am I’m going to have to arrest you for hustling.”  
     Ro exclaims, “Really this is all a great misunderstanding. This gentleman was escorting me back to my husband.”  
     “Explain it all to the judge. Now if you’ll kindly step out of the car and into the patrol car.”  
     They arrive at the precinct where a jail cell and bowl of vegetable soup await. Ro is allowed her one phone call. “Doug, this is going to sound otherworldly but the car broke down and I’ve been arrested for prostitution. The charge is trumped up of course. But you have to come to get me out of here, now.”  
     “Ro, where did you leave the car? We haven’t finished the payments on it and if it got stolen we’d be in a pickle.”  
     “I can’t believe you’re more concerned about the car than my predicament. Do you know what it is like to be in jail? Of course, you don’t because it never happened to you.”  
     “I’ll be there right away. Just be calm Ro.”  
     “Doug, I’m among bonafide ladies of the evening here. They are a hoot. So on second thought, take your time. These women shrug off being in jail as part of the job. And they are teaching me how to talk dirty to men. When you wonder where I got my filthy mouth you need to look no further than here.”    
     Doug replies, “Your strait-laced husband may not know all those words. Some of them may not be in a standard dictionary. Is there another source for me to consult?”  
     “Your wife will demonstrate the definitions until your tongue is well placed.”