Bewitched: An Alternate Universe

Bewitched: An Alternate Universe
“Oh girl, I’ve meddled with Darrin’s pride.
He’s mad because I came up with designs
for his lingerie ads when he was stumped.
I tried to pull the thorn out of his lion’s paw
by telling him I had a closer relationship
to my underwear than he did.
You know speaking of lingerie
We should have a pajama party for just us ladies.”
Girlfriend says, “Should we invite Darrin?”
Sam says, “Only if he agrees to model lingerie.”
Girlfriend says, “He’d have to wear a jockstrap
to prevent wardrobe mishaps.”
Sam, “Even those athletic supporters
aren’t foolproof. Let him believe
we’re having an all girls Tupperware party.”

Samantha is the all American wife
Who surfs in on the ray of her sunshine smile
She holds the pie she worked on all morning
Just to please her man but Darrin sulks
“Samantha, you’ll always be my ghost artist.”
Samantha’s second sense tells her what to do
She leads him with her boudoir wisdom
Into a decidedly not June Cleaver situation
Where handcuffs are stowed just for this occasion
The ties that bind were never so strong
As when secured by a wife in her thong
Written by goldenmyst
Published | Edited 20th Sep 2019
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