Poems About Food by Top Critiquers
#food
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Jan 2025 12:34pm
20th Jan 2025 12:34pm
Freaking Out
I was in my car, parked in a seedy shopping center on the outskirts of town
I was going out of my fucking head man
Not laughing or crying or anything man
I felt nothing!
Just freaking out in my head
I couldn't feel a fucking thing
Didn't know who I was or what I was, or if i was anything at all
I was totally freaking out dude
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Whopper, with McDonald's French Fries, a Strawberry Milkshake and then went to Dunkin Donuts to buy a dozen donuts.
That shit will drive you fucking insane!
Next time I'll just...
I was going out of my fucking head man
Not laughing or crying or anything man
I felt nothing!
Just freaking out in my head
I couldn't feel a fucking thing
Didn't know who I was or what I was, or if i was anything at all
I was totally freaking out dude
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Whopper, with McDonald's French Fries, a Strawberry Milkshake and then went to Dunkin Donuts to buy a dozen donuts.
That shit will drive you fucking insane!
Next time I'll just...
#fiction
#food
#illness
#MentalHealth
#satirical
59 reads
13 Comments
TheOralizer
Poem Published
5th Jun 2021 2:07pm
5th Jun 2021 2:07pm
THE TASTE WAS DELICIOUS
I had often
thought about
how it would
taste, what
the texture
would feel
like in my mouth;
would it be
sweet, bitter,
or maybe salty.
I thought it
over and bought
a piece of octopus
from a street vendor;
to my surprise
The taste was delicious.
Have you ever
been surprised by
a new taste?
thought about
how it would
taste, what
the texture
would feel
like in my mouth;
would it be
sweet, bitter,
or maybe salty.
I thought it
over and bought
a piece of octopus
from a street vendor;
to my surprise
The taste was delicious.
Have you ever
been surprised by
a new taste?
#alcohol
#coffee
#food #tea
#food #tea
368 reads
4 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
11th Aug 2024 3:04pm
11th Aug 2024 3:04pm
Was tempted to put whipped cream on my oatmeal this morning
Try to eat healthy
Oatmeal 5 days a week
No sugar
Always organic fruit
Pumpkin seeds
For my aging prostate
Unsweetened almond milk
You know the drill
This morning however
Was eying the whipped cream
The low fat stuff with bad chemicals
The Irish Whiskey in my bar
Half a pound of fatty bacon
Undercooked and 3 eggs over easy
Whole Wheat toast and lots of butter
I know what you're thinking
He's a rogue
Rules are for others
Farts loudly in places of worship ...
Oatmeal 5 days a week
No sugar
Always organic fruit
Pumpkin seeds
For my aging prostate
Unsweetened almond milk
You know the drill
This morning however
Was eying the whipped cream
The low fat stuff with bad chemicals
The Irish Whiskey in my bar
Half a pound of fatty bacon
Undercooked and 3 eggs over easy
Whole Wheat toast and lots of butter
I know what you're thinking
He's a rogue
Rules are for others
Farts loudly in places of worship ...
#food
#funny
#healing
#men
#MentalHealth
174 reads
29 Comments
Ahavati
Tams
Tams
Poem Published
7th Dec 2024 12:53pm
7th Dec 2024 12:53pm
Wild Blackberries
Blackberries visual entry
#childhood
#food
#memories #nostalgia
#memories #nostalgia
286 reads
18 Comments
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
10th Feb 2019 10:31am
10th Feb 2019 10:31am
GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN
#men
#erotic
#food #rhyming
#food #rhyming
674 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 2:52pm
28th Dec 2024 2:52pm
ICandy
You need bitter,
To get the sweet.
To get the sweet.
#food
83 reads
7 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
21st Dec 2024 12:47pm
21st Dec 2024 12:47pm
Chicken Pot Pie Love!
I can smell you...
...getting hot!
Your making me...wait...
...far too long!
I want to taste you...
I want to put you...
...deep in my mouth!
Are you ready?
I can't wait...
...I'm so hungry for you.
You know...
...exactly what I'll do!!!
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
I sure ain't got no beef...
...with you. Oh baby!
I can see...that your ready!
Oh...so you're coming out...
Oh baby. Baby baby!
...that first taste...
ain't gonna...satisfy...me...
I WANT ALL OF YOU...
deep...
...getting hot!
Your making me...wait...
...far too long!
I want to taste you...
I want to put you...
...deep in my mouth!
Are you ready?
I can't wait...
...I'm so hungry for you.
You know...
...exactly what I'll do!!!
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
I sure ain't got no beef...
...with you. Oh baby!
I can see...that your ready!
Oh...so you're coming out...
Oh baby. Baby baby!
...that first taste...
ain't gonna...satisfy...me...
I WANT ALL OF YOU...
deep...
#food
86 reads
9 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
24th Dec 2024 7:54pm
24th Dec 2024 7:54pm
Salmagundi
There once was a punk who used to treat
his girlfriends to all kinds of meat,
but changed his diet when
he money shot a wren...
with bacon bits substituting skeet:)
his girlfriends to all kinds of meat,
but changed his diet when
he money shot a wren...
with bacon bits substituting skeet:)
#food
164 reads
6 Comments
I_IS_ME
Poem Published
22nd Mar 2024 5:25am
22nd Mar 2024 5:25am
Clout's True Pull
I, I am nothing but a thing
Can you tell me how to get something out of nothing
Cause here I stand nothing but a thing
Created of nothing, existing for nothing
I oozed from the womb
Psych darkened and bent, force into my tomb
The world didn't want me so I demanded more room
Prenatal care ensured my mind set and doom
He needs this formula, cereal, and vaccinated shot
Collect his DNA before leaving the hospital and chip the bloodclaat
To ensure he's docile there's atrazine for food in the pot
Field run off into ponds and...
Can you tell me how to get something out of nothing
Cause here I stand nothing but a thing
Created of nothing, existing for nothing
I oozed from the womb
Psych darkened and bent, force into my tomb
The world didn't want me so I demanded more room
Prenatal care ensured my mind set and doom
He needs this formula, cereal, and vaccinated shot
Collect his DNA before leaving the hospital and chip the bloodclaat
To ensure he's docile there's atrazine for food in the pot
Field run off into ponds and...
#drugs
#food
#HumanRights #inequality
#HumanRights #inequality
442 reads
20 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th Feb 2024 2:50pm
9th Feb 2024 2:50pm
Imaginary Soup
The rooster crows!
The rooster scares
the hours of the day!
In the portals of the night
the late afternoon.
In the morning arches
the beginning of the day.
The rooster sees the breeder...
In his cackle is the warning
for all poultry
and for all the farm animals
of those human hands
looking for something to eat.
The rooster attacks his operatic aria
with emphasis on sunlight
which shows the murderous hands.
Those hands full of fingers
breaking necks and plucking feathers.
Those hands...
The rooster scares
the hours of the day!
In the portals of the night
the late afternoon.
In the morning arches
the beginning of the day.
The rooster sees the breeder...
In his cackle is the warning
for all poultry
and for all the farm animals
of those human hands
looking for something to eat.
The rooster attacks his operatic aria
with emphasis on sunlight
which shows the murderous hands.
Those hands full of fingers
breaking necks and plucking feathers.
Those hands...
#countryside
#birds
#morning
#nature
#food
144 reads
2 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
16th Apr 2024 2:37am
16th Apr 2024 2:37am
I GOT KIDS TO FEED
Ooh that chronograph would look good on my wrist
Though I like it, it’s really a want and not a need
I know I could walk around the office and flaunt it
I have the money for it but dang it I got kids to feed!
I’ve been a hankering to go on a long vacation
Go to Pamplona and run with the bulls in the stampede
But I’m getting a little too old for these shenanigans
I’ve been dreaming of skydiving but I got kids to feed!
Though I’m in a good place as far as income is concerned
There was a point when my family had some tough times
I had...
Though I like it, it’s really a want and not a need
I know I could walk around the office and flaunt it
I have the money for it but dang it I got kids to feed!
I’ve been a hankering to go on a long vacation
Go to Pamplona and run with the bulls in the stampede
But I’m getting a little too old for these shenanigans
I’ve been dreaming of skydiving but I got kids to feed!
Though I’m in a good place as far as income is concerned
There was a point when my family had some tough times
I had...
#hope
#family
#LifeStruggles
#food
#humankind
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2 Comments
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