Poems About Food by Top Critiquers
#food
She decided to eat me out

#fiction
#food
#horror
#satirical
#sex
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GET YOUR MAN INTO THE KITCHEN

#men
#erotic
#food #rhyming
#food #rhyming
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Nutrition is Tough from a Vending Machine
You can't see me
I can see you though
Your calling is beyond the realm of reality
We worked the fields together
That night shift almost ate us alive
You would bring fresh fruit and pita bread
While the rest of us were sneaking beers and junk food
There's nothing a Hershey Bar with almonds can't cure
Milk chocolate the worst for wear
Those almonds though saved the night in spades
Nutrition is tough from a vending machine
I stole some of your red seedless grapes a few times
I knew you knew
You never said anything ...
I can see you though
Your calling is beyond the realm of reality
We worked the fields together
That night shift almost ate us alive
You would bring fresh fruit and pita bread
While the rest of us were sneaking beers and junk food
There's nothing a Hershey Bar with almonds can't cure
Milk chocolate the worst for wear
Those almonds though saved the night in spades
Nutrition is tough from a vending machine
I stole some of your red seedless grapes a few times
I knew you knew
You never said anything ...
#food
#gratitude
#job
#philosophical
#TruthOfLife
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Cup Cake

#erotic
#food
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Salmagundi
There once was a punk who used to treat
his girlfriends to all kinds of meat,
but changed his diet when
he money shot a wren...
with bacon bits substituting skeet:)
his girlfriends to all kinds of meat,
but changed his diet when
he money shot a wren...
with bacon bits substituting skeet:)
#food
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Lemon Meringue
You say lemon meringue
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
#food
#funny
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Imaginary Soup
The rooster crows!
The rooster scares
the hours of the day!
In the portals of the night
the late afternoon.
In the morning arches
the beginning of the day.
The rooster sees the breeder...
In his cackle is the warning
for all poultry
and for all the farm animals
of those human hands
looking for something to eat.
The rooster attacks his operatic aria
with emphasis on sunlight
which shows the murderous hands.
Those hands full of fingers
breaking necks and plucking feathers.
Those hands...
The rooster scares
the hours of the day!
In the portals of the night
the late afternoon.
In the morning arches
the beginning of the day.
The rooster sees the breeder...
In his cackle is the warning
for all poultry
and for all the farm animals
of those human hands
looking for something to eat.
The rooster attacks his operatic aria
with emphasis on sunlight
which shows the murderous hands.
Those hands full of fingers
breaking necks and plucking feathers.
Those hands...
#countryside
#birds
#morning
#nature
#food
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Oh Shit!
I'm in the kitchen!
Trying to cook,
Big juicy chicken.
I saw the videos,
But didn't listen.
Ill grab the spatula,
And started whiskin'.
Is that dirt or is it blistering?
No one knows, what i'm fixing.
It was supposed to be,
Delicious chicken.
But not when I'm in the kitchen.
Trying to cook,
Big juicy chicken.
I saw the videos,
But didn't listen.
Ill grab the spatula,
And started whiskin'.
Is that dirt or is it blistering?
No one knows, what i'm fixing.
It was supposed to be,
Delicious chicken.
But not when I'm in the kitchen.
#food
#funny
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Don't ask a hungry teen for poetry prompts
Bananas,” he said
off the top of his head,
“They’re yummy, and radioactive,” he smiles.
Are you kidding? You brat!
What can I do with that??
But I let myself ponder bananas a while.
I could wax sentimental,
and write a parental
remembrance of babies just learning to eat.
Perhaps talk of sweetness,
that aching completeness
when finally a soul mate you happen to meet.
Or I could reminisce
‘bout that comforting kiss
when I tried (and I failed at) banana cream pie.
I could write a big rant
of a world...
off the top of his head,
“They’re yummy, and radioactive,” he smiles.
Are you kidding? You brat!
What can I do with that??
But I let myself ponder bananas a while.
I could wax sentimental,
and write a parental
remembrance of babies just learning to eat.
Perhaps talk of sweetness,
that aching completeness
when finally a soul mate you happen to meet.
Or I could reminisce
‘bout that comforting kiss
when I tried (and I failed at) banana cream pie.
I could write a big rant
of a world...
#food
#funny
#NaPoWriMo2020 #DrSeuss
#NaPoWriMo2020 #DrSeuss
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Wild Blackberries
Blackberries visual entry
#childhood
#food
#memories #nostalgia
#memories #nostalgia
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THE TASTE WAS DELICIOUS
I had often
thought about
how it would
taste, what
the texture
would feel
like in my mouth;
would it be
sweet, bitter,
or maybe salty.
I thought it
over and bought
a piece of octopus
from a street vendor;
to my surprise
The taste was delicious.
Have you ever
been surprised by
a new taste?
thought about
how it would
taste, what
the texture
would feel
like in my mouth;
would it be
sweet, bitter,
or maybe salty.
I thought it
over and bought
a piece of octopus
from a street vendor;
to my surprise
The taste was delicious.
Have you ever
been surprised by
a new taste?
#alcohol
#coffee
#food #tea
#food #tea
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Sugar Lips
I'm not sure why sugar should get so much attention.
It's just a taste, and yet if you think about how much corn syrup is in really just about everything, it is totally amazing. And this has gotten to be such a problem that diabetes has become a national shame in the United States.
I think about it all the time
the way you make me feel
you tease and taunt
and push me back
and act like it's no deal.
All I want to do
is have you
each and every day
my little sugar pop
my babe
in each and every way.
That thing you do
like...
It's just a taste, and yet if you think about how much corn syrup is in really just about everything, it is totally amazing. And this has gotten to be such a problem that diabetes has become a national shame in the United States.
I think about it all the time
the way you make me feel
you tease and taunt
and push me back
and act like it's no deal.
All I want to do
is have you
each and every day
my little sugar pop
my babe
in each and every way.
That thing you do
like...
#erotic
#food
#sensual #diabetes
#sensual #diabetes
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DU Poetry : Poems About Food by Top Critiquers