Dating Poems
#dating
Dating poems, poetry about dating, searching for love and starting a new relationship. Poems about online dating apps and websites and poetry about blind dates, first dates, bad dates and finding love in unexpected places.
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SMS
I hear my phone beep.
The screen light up,
Her sms appeared.
…. “I am feeling cold this morning ”.
With a gentle smile 😃,
A little thought 💭 ,
I replied :
….. “ Let me warm you this morning with the gentle heat of my love.
As the sun rises, so does my devotion to you.
In your eyes, my heart finds a cozy haven.
With every breath, I'm drawn closer to your tender touch.
You're the spark that ignites my soul, and I long to spend forever basking in the warmth of our love.”
…. ❤️
The screen light up,
Her sms appeared.
…. “I am feeling cold this morning ”.
With a gentle smile 😃,
A little thought 💭 ,
I replied :
….. “ Let me warm you this morning with the gentle heat of my love.
As the sun rises, so does my devotion to you.
In your eyes, my heart finds a cozy haven.
With every breath, I'm drawn closer to your tender touch.
You're the spark that ignites my soul, and I long to spend forever basking in the warmth of our love.”
…. ❤️
#dating
#FallingInLove
#ILoveYou
#LookingForLove
#relationships
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Dating Profile (competition entry)
My name is Belinda Snow,
And I am twenty-four.
I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.
I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.
No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧
Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk, ...
And I am twenty-four.
I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.
I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.
No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧
Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk, ...
#dating
#technology
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What Were the Odds
117 Billion People
Over 190,000 years
What were the odds we’d exist together
7.951 Billion People
One lifetime
What were the odds we’d meet
3.95 Billion Women
3 years in the same place
What were the odds you’d fall for me
I think about this often
How the odds were against us
But by some miraculous twist of fate
You and I exist together
We know each other
We love each other
Isn’t it a beautiful thing
Over 190,000 years
What were the odds we’d exist together
7.951 Billion People
One lifetime
What were the odds we’d meet
3.95 Billion Women
3 years in the same place
What were the odds you’d fall for me
I think about this often
How the odds were against us
But by some miraculous twist of fate
You and I exist together
We know each other
We love each other
Isn’t it a beautiful thing
#dating
#FallingInLove
#love
#relationships
#romantic
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I’ve Made Up My Mind
I’m falling deeper in love every day
Thinking about you when I sleep
Here in my bed I just lay
Scared and excited for the future
Always thinking of the words to say
Can’t get it wrong this round
This time I need you to stay
Don’t want to live without you again
The last time did not go our way
We tore us apart back then
This time I pray and I pray
That we can weather the storms somehow
I promise that come what may
I’ll be there to help you
This time we’ll be okay
I’ve made up my mind that I love you
Thinking about you when I sleep
Here in my bed I just lay
Scared and excited for the future
Always thinking of the words to say
Can’t get it wrong this round
This time I need you to stay
Don’t want to live without you again
The last time did not go our way
We tore us apart back then
This time I pray and I pray
That we can weather the storms somehow
I promise that come what may
I’ll be there to help you
This time we’ll be okay
I’ve made up my mind that I love you
#dating
#FallingInLove
#ILoveYou
#love
#relationships
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If I Told You
If I could tell you everything that I want to say,
Would it be too much?
If I told you your eyes drive me insane,
Would it scare you away?
If I said your smile gives meaning to my life,
Would you think I’m nuts?
If I told you the butterflies haven’t gone away,
Would you laugh in my face?
If I admitted that I’d die to keep you safe,
Would you leave me today?
What if I told you I’ve never liked anyone this much?
Would that be enough?
If I told you I’d never hurt you,
Would that make you feel safe?
If I said your laugh...
Would it be too much?
If I told you your eyes drive me insane,
Would it scare you away?
If I said your smile gives meaning to my life,
Would you think I’m nuts?
If I told you the butterflies haven’t gone away,
Would you laugh in my face?
If I admitted that I’d die to keep you safe,
Would you leave me today?
What if I told you I’ve never liked anyone this much?
Would that be enough?
If I told you I’d never hurt you,
Would that make you feel safe?
If I said your laugh...
#anxiety
#dating
#girlfriend
#love
#relationships
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Swipe Right Twice (competition entry)
#dating
#erotic
#lust
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Dating Profile
NAME: Psycho A. Naylis, AKA " Who was that masked man?"
AGE: Older than Moses socks
OCCUPATION: Dowser rod salesman moonlighting as Psychiatrist when wearing my narcissistic hat
PROFILE: Blue-eyed nudist, soothsayer, ex-leatherneck, book monger, and coffee shop
owner, dabbling in prose, and a Christian
WHAT I WANT IN A WOMAN: must enjoy pickleball and get soused while watching bowling, fishing for slugs, old-time religion with a nonvenomous snake, nudity is optional when shopping at Walmart
WHAT I DON'T...
AGE: Older than Moses socks
OCCUPATION: Dowser rod salesman moonlighting as Psychiatrist when wearing my narcissistic hat
PROFILE: Blue-eyed nudist, soothsayer, ex-leatherneck, book monger, and coffee shop
owner, dabbling in prose, and a Christian
WHAT I WANT IN A WOMAN: must enjoy pickleball and get soused while watching bowling, fishing for slugs, old-time religion with a nonvenomous snake, nudity is optional when shopping at Walmart
WHAT I DON'T...
#dating
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My Standard Dating Profile
Ten feet tall,
nothing on me is small
and my favorite season seems
to be Fall in
the Spring
and Winter in Summer
My city sprawled
I crawl into Escalades and Hummers
where my guitar stays strumming
to tunes of vast quantities of cash incoming
I'm the one God calls
when man leaves him flummoxed
I'm ambassador for all,
I'm Earth's stomach
I am gravity,
I am all that plummets
I reside where nothing once was
Mine is where the sun is
I'm big bang and what remains
when...
nothing on me is small
and my favorite season seems
to be Fall in
the Spring
and Winter in Summer
My city sprawled
I crawl into Escalades and Hummers
where my guitar stays strumming
to tunes of vast quantities of cash incoming
I'm the one God calls
when man leaves him flummoxed
I'm ambassador for all,
I'm Earth's stomach
I am gravity,
I am all that plummets
I reside where nothing once was
Mine is where the sun is
I'm big bang and what remains
when...
#dating
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when whore house was fun
When a whore house was fun
I sat down to write about flowers, those often
called weeds and grows on untended pavements
but another thought got in the way as I recalled
that flowers in a whore house are usually plastic
except for a chrysanthemum on
a painting on a wall of an artistic whore
I have had much fun in houses of ill-repute
it is not only sex but also laughter and dance
The girls liked young sailors and the possibility
of a steady relationship.
It did happen to a sailor coming home from Brazil
with a blushing bride,...
I sat down to write about flowers, those often
called weeds and grows on untended pavements
but another thought got in the way as I recalled
that flowers in a whore house are usually plastic
except for a chrysanthemum on
a painting on a wall of an artistic whore
I have had much fun in houses of ill-repute
it is not only sex but also laughter and dance
The girls liked young sailors and the possibility
of a steady relationship.
It did happen to a sailor coming home from Brazil
with a blushing bride,...
#aging
#dating
#marriage
#nostalgia
#teens
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Someone
I want someone
Who will kiss my lips
Someone
Who I can touch and feel
Who's not just part
Of the many dreams
I dream at night
I want someone
Who's sensitive and kind
Someone
Who knows what's important
Someone who can keep
My heart safe
Without letting it shatter
I want someone
To discover the universe with
Someone
Who can keep and cherish
My deepest secrets
Who sees my imperfections
And loves me all the more
Who will kiss my lips
Someone
Who I can touch and feel
Who's not just part
Of the many dreams
I dream at night
I want someone
Who's sensitive and kind
Someone
Who knows what's important
Someone who can keep
My heart safe
Without letting it shatter
I want someone
To discover the universe with
Someone
Who can keep and cherish
My deepest secrets
Who sees my imperfections
And loves me all the more
#dating
#emotions
#hope #love
#hope #love
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First Date
Off the vine ; very appealing.
She does not come apart.
Her wit is biting.
My wine spills.
Kisses my cheek, trying not to laugh.
That was twenty years ago.
It's only grapes.
She does not come apart.
Her wit is biting.
My wine spills.
Kisses my cheek, trying not to laugh.
That was twenty years ago.
It's only grapes.
#boyfriend
#dating
#FallingInLove
#girlfriend
#happiness
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Feelings
Often as poets we write as we see…
I don’t consider myself a poet I just write to write
But, maybe, just maybe, I write to feel
Hmmmm….maybe that’s what we are as poets after all?
Here is how I “feel” today.
You made me fall for you
Gave me your all
And then you took it away
And let me fall
I didn’t know what I did
How did I fail?
You said it was nothing
But still you bailed
My tears are still flowing
And all over you
I want this day to end
But I still want you...
I don’t consider myself a poet I just write to write
But, maybe, just maybe, I write to feel
Hmmmm….maybe that’s what we are as poets after all?
Here is how I “feel” today.
You made me fall for you
Gave me your all
And then you took it away
And let me fall
I didn’t know what I did
How did I fail?
You said it was nothing
But still you bailed
My tears are still flowing
And all over you
I want this day to end
But I still want you...
#dating
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