Dating Poems
#dating
Dating poems, poetry about dating, searching for love and starting a new relationship. Poems about online dating apps and websites and poetry about blind dates, first dates, bad dates and finding love in unexpected places.
oskar
Poem Published
Yesterday 9:18am
Yesterday 9:18am
the royal stone street 42
The Royal Stonestreet 42
In the house in Stavanger, Norway, where I grew up four families were living in poverty after the war in 1945, well, poverty was relative as we were able to survive without social interference
In the basement, an elderly man had two bedrooms and a kitchen he had to share every Saturday when the women were washing clothes and ironing
The elderly man was mysterious he had female visits every so often, who drank and fought when the police were called the women had to leave, but the old man was not arrested, it turned out he had been a...
In the house in Stavanger, Norway, where I grew up four families were living in poverty after the war in 1945, well, poverty was relative as we were able to survive without social interference
In the basement, an elderly man had two bedrooms and a kitchen he had to share every Saturday when the women were washing clothes and ironing
The elderly man was mysterious he had female visits every so often, who drank and fought when the police were called the women had to leave, but the old man was not arrested, it turned out he had been a...
#admiration
#beauty
#boyfriend #dating
#boyfriend #dating
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oskar
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 10:32pm
7th Feb 2025 10:32pm
mermaid
Mermaid
This afternoon a mermaid swam to the shore and took flight, so you didn’t, know that the beautiful creatures who live in our seas can fly, she lifted her delicate silky wings and flew seeing me staring forlornly by the kitchen window with a dishcloth in my left hand not seeing a fairytale being I used to believe in as a child
She knocked on the window I opened up, but not much because close up she lolled like a Karen of the type saying men are useless but call you to open a tin of sausages or fetch her slippers in the bedroom Suddenly she took fright and flew away but the ...
This afternoon a mermaid swam to the shore and took flight, so you didn’t, know that the beautiful creatures who live in our seas can fly, she lifted her delicate silky wings and flew seeing me staring forlornly by the kitchen window with a dishcloth in my left hand not seeing a fairytale being I used to believe in as a child
She knocked on the window I opened up, but not much because close up she lolled like a Karen of the type saying men are useless but call you to open a tin of sausages or fetch her slippers in the bedroom Suddenly she took fright and flew away but the ...
#admiration
#beauty
#boyfriend
#crush
#dating
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Feb 2025 00:12am
3rd Feb 2025 00:12am
The Do's & Don't's of Dating
Money for sex
Dinner for sex
Why? Why? Why? Why?
If I didn't pay would I still get laid?
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Here is a token of my affection
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Down on your knees and show your appreciation
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Do you pay for your friends?
Do you pay for your date?
Well, whoever will fuck
Will get a free plate
Dating is prostitution
The dating
Keep waiting
and masturbating
Dinner for sex
Why? Why? Why? Why?
If I didn't pay would I still get laid?
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Here is a token of my affection
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Down on your knees and show your appreciation
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Do you pay for your friends?
Do you pay for your date?
Well, whoever will fuck
Will get a free plate
Dating is prostitution
The dating
Keep waiting
and masturbating
#dating
#money
#sex
79 reads
6 Comments
Pratik
Poem Published
1st Feb 2025 1:08am
1st Feb 2025 1:08am
Too close too tight
Crammed together, no space to flee,
Your thigh so warm, pressed into me.
A tiny bench, a crowded class,
Yet all I feel is you—so close, so fast.
A white shirt loose, a tie untamed,
A skirt so short, it plays a game.
A careless shift, a brush, a tease,
Stirring fire with such ease.
No room to move, no space to hide,
My pulse is racing, hands clenched tight.
The scent of you, the heat so near,
My self-control just disappears.
You lean in close, lips near my ear,
A playful whisper, low and clear. ...
Your thigh so warm, pressed into me.
A tiny bench, a crowded class,
Yet all I feel is you—so close, so fast.
A white shirt loose, a tie untamed,
A skirt so short, it plays a game.
A careless shift, a brush, a tease,
Stirring fire with such ease.
No room to move, no space to hide,
My pulse is racing, hands clenched tight.
The scent of you, the heat so near,
My self-control just disappears.
You lean in close, lips near my ear,
A playful whisper, low and clear. ...
#crush
#dating
#romantic
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Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
19th Jan 2025 3:45pm
19th Jan 2025 3:45pm
Wow! A date!
Just thinking to myself...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
#dating
#sex
128 reads
3 Comments
Riotgirl
Slytly
Slytly
Poem Published
19th Jan 2025 3:00pm
19th Jan 2025 3:00pm
Just Us
Chillin' in the park, talking after dark.
Lights start to fade, not a second I would trade.
Saturday night vibes, sweet talks till sunrise.
World fades away, with a little sway.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
When you're not here, can't breathe, my dear.
Heart skips a beat, you make it feel complete.
Seeing what they miss in your eyes, pure bliss.
Caught in love's sweet trance, lost in our dance.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
Seeing...
Lights start to fade, not a second I would trade.
Saturday night vibes, sweet talks till sunrise.
World fades away, with a little sway.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
When you're not here, can't breathe, my dear.
Heart skips a beat, you make it feel complete.
Seeing what they miss in your eyes, pure bliss.
Caught in love's sweet trance, lost in our dance.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
Seeing...
#dating
#FallingInLove
#ILoveYou
#love
#romantic
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Pinkdreams
Poem Published
18th Jan 2025 5:44am
18th Jan 2025 5:44am
The Punctuation Guy
His dating profile was a little more interesting than most
Played the banjo
In a touring act with his sons
Also a visual artist
Several pictures of cute pets
Sure, I'll check him out
It was twenty years ago
Twenty five years?
How did we communicate back then
Some version of online chat I guess.
His opening line to me:
How are you this evening?????????
Yes.
Really that many.
Um, good. Thanks.
Glad to hear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Played the banjo
In a touring act with his sons
Also a visual artist
Several pictures of cute pets
Sure, I'll check him out
It was twenty years ago
Twenty five years?
How did we communicate back then
Some version of online chat I guess.
His opening line to me:
How are you this evening?????????
Yes.
Really that many.
Um, good. Thanks.
Glad to hear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
#dating
#funny
51 reads
2 Comments
SLYMBEKQUEEN
BLAZE-QUEEN
BLAZE-QUEEN
Poem Published
17th Jan 2025 10:58am
17th Jan 2025 10:58am
LEILA OH LEILA
#anger
#childhood
#dating
#death
#motherhood
41 reads
2 Comments
Her
Poem Published
13th Jan 2025 9:41am
13th Jan 2025 9:41am
Lying Next to You
My body fits perfectly
And I’m surprised at how we don’t consummate this new friendship
But at how well you know what I need
Your kindness shows with every touch
My arms, my back, my face
Every warm sigh as I burrow deeper
While your arms receive me
You caress my long auburn hair and I can hear your smile
And mind wants you to pull my head back
My loins want you to claim the customary yearning
But you’ve just listened to me tell you my story
You know it’s my heart that yearns to be held
That what I need is to be received...
And I’m surprised at how we don’t consummate this new friendship
But at how well you know what I need
Your kindness shows with every touch
My arms, my back, my face
Every warm sigh as I burrow deeper
While your arms receive me
You caress my long auburn hair and I can hear your smile
And mind wants you to pull my head back
My loins want you to claim the customary yearning
But you’ve just listened to me tell you my story
You know it’s my heart that yearns to be held
That what I need is to be received...
#dating
#erotic
#relationships
293 reads
14 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
11th Jan 2025 11:18pm
11th Jan 2025 11:18pm
Ways to end a first date...
Handshake unless you see him pick his nose.
He wore his finest Goodwill clothes but hasn't
brushed his teeth since childhood!
Hug unless you can smell his BO from 4 feet away.
He was homeless with a: WILL DATE FOR FOOD sign.
You were sick of eating Big Macs alone!
Kiss on cheek and a thank you. Friend zone.
Too polite. Keep his hopes up. Keep him around to borrow money, run errands and move furniture.
Restraining order because he doesn't understand the word "no". Just say NO to surprise amateur pap smears.
At...
He wore his finest Goodwill clothes but hasn't
brushed his teeth since childhood!
Hug unless you can smell his BO from 4 feet away.
He was homeless with a: WILL DATE FOR FOOD sign.
You were sick of eating Big Macs alone!
Kiss on cheek and a thank you. Friend zone.
Too polite. Keep his hopes up. Keep him around to borrow money, run errands and move furniture.
Restraining order because he doesn't understand the word "no". Just say NO to surprise amateur pap smears.
At...
#dating
#LookingForLove
70 reads
2 Comments
DetectiveOGasm
Poem Published
11th Jan 2025 1:43pm
11th Jan 2025 1:43pm
Only At The Surface
It never really stops does it?
This need to be seen
to be cherished in some way
But in these fickle times
in considerations sporadic
we really don't get to the meat
of what we're all about
The surface rarely tells the story
fears and expectation
clouding this process
And if no one asks any questions
how to we get beneath this
to the good, messy parts?
Our tears and laughter
can both be a gateway,
sometimes vulnerability
can enhance sensitivity
In the end,
do you really want...
This need to be seen
to be cherished in some way
But in these fickle times
in considerations sporadic
we really don't get to the meat
of what we're all about
The surface rarely tells the story
fears and expectation
clouding this process
And if no one asks any questions
how to we get beneath this
to the good, messy parts?
Our tears and laughter
can both be a gateway,
sometimes vulnerability
can enhance sensitivity
In the end,
do you really want...
#confessional
#dating
#relationships
105 reads
2 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
1st Jan 2025 5:15am
1st Jan 2025 5:15am
To be a dude for 3 days...
#dating
#men
#sex #women
#sex #women
133 reads
9 Comments
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