Long Poems About Dating

I wore a yellow dress my first night in
the social whirl of the City of Light.

J'ai porté une robe jaune pour ma première nuit dans
le tourbillon social de la Ville Lumière.

To shine where love's one night stand would see me
because I was too naive to notice.

Briller une nuit là où l’amour me verrait
car j'étais trop naïve pour le remarquer.

I walked in satin pumps with heels so high
my ankles shivered even though
the evening was warm, and I had no wrap.

J'ai marché dans des souliers de satin avec de si hauts...

So ... V ...

Will You be .... ??? ....
My Valentine ... ???

HeLLLLLLL NO ...... !!!!!!! ........
I'd rather spend my time ....
Writing poems ... That DEFINE ... !!!
THE TRUTH .......... to..........
"STUPID" ... female minds ... !!!!

YES ..... I'M SINGLE ..... !!!!!
That's ..... My Crime .....
But ..... It's by ... CHOICE ... !!!
NOT BY ... Design ... !!!! ...

So take ... " Your Time " ...
Before you judge ....

My View ...
on ..." This Thing "...
Called .......

LADIES ... !!! "

If Men Ask You ... THIS ...  
 
"Would you like to go out, for a couple of drinks ?"
 
DON'T Reply ...." I've got a boyfriend " ... !?!
 
That's NOT An Answer To The Question ... !!!
 
Say NO FIRST ... !!!  
 
YES It May Hurt ...
But REAL MEN Will Not Ask Again ... !!!
 
AND One More Thing ...
 
We're Asking YOU Out NOT Your Boyfriend ... !!!!!
 
A Drink Is A Drink NOT Sucking Dick .... !!!
Or Getting Engaged And Having Kids ... !!!!!!!
 
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