Poems About Cats Seeking Honest Critique
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Poems about cats seeking honest critique. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
A Father he is
to many strays meandering
within survival's shallow breath
A limited resource
snagging the dying kitten
from the mire of grave
Graciously spending his last penny
on antibiotics for congestion
food easing distended bellies
Shelter from the elements
rubber totes and blankets
fresh water for the weary
A Father he is to a multitude
of four-legged creatures
guided by the Universe
to a home for the homeless
seeking nothing in Life
save all he has to give:
Love,...
within survival's shallow breath
A limited resource
snagging the dying kitten
from the mire of grave
Graciously spending his last penny
on antibiotics for congestion
food easing distended bellies
Shelter from the elements
rubber totes and blankets
fresh water for the weary
A Father he is to a multitude
of four-legged creatures
guided by the Universe
to a home for the homeless
seeking nothing in Life
save all he has to give:
Love,...
#love
#kindness
#dogs
#cats
#animals
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Ce Chat [This Cat]
This cat is not dead,
He is simply resting at my feet.
‘Lest He be My Brood,
He would suckle at my teat.
Ce chat n'est pas mort.
Il se repose simplement à mes pieds.
De peur qu'il ne soit ma couvée,
il téterait à mon trayon.
This cat is not dead,
He is simply resting at my feet.
‘Lest He be My Brood,
He would suckle at my teat.
Ce chat n'est pas mort.
Il se repose simplement à mes pieds.
De peur qu'il ne soit ma couvée,
il téterait à mon trayon.
#love
#father
#motherhood
#friendship
#cats
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The Revenge of Honky-White-Trash-Kitty-Cat
NEVER laugh at the Cat!
He won't get upset
but he will pay you back.
He peed on the Saxophone
player's bow tie...
while on the back
of the sink it did lie.
...It was drying...
after it's weekly wash.
And before going to work
in the Case the Dude tossed
it... right next to his sax, tucked under the lid...
surely he hadn't a clue
what was hid
there.
When he got to the gig, Dude prepped his position,
Unpacked his sax and applied the...
He won't get upset
but he will pay you back.
He peed on the Saxophone
player's bow tie...
while on the back
of the sink it did lie.
...It was drying...
after it's weekly wash.
And before going to work
in the Case the Dude tossed
it... right next to his sax, tucked under the lid...
surely he hadn't a clue
what was hid
there.
When he got to the gig, Dude prepped his position,
Unpacked his sax and applied the...
#cats
#funny
#shame #revenge
#shame #revenge
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My Neighbor's Kitty
My neighbor’s cat comes to visit
I talk to her and she rubs against my legs
Scratching her ears, I make her purr
She gently nibbles my kitty treats.
The neighbor yells over the fence
“Get back here kitty! That ain’t your place”
And then curses me for loving his cat.
He goes inside cursing his cat and me.
Why can’t we share the cat?
He enjoys her, why can’t I?
There is time enough in a day
For both of us to have a turn.
The cat seems happy; so am I
It’s only the neighbor guy who’s not
He could keep her...
I talk to her and she rubs against my legs
Scratching her ears, I make her purr
She gently nibbles my kitty treats.
The neighbor yells over the fence
“Get back here kitty! That ain’t your place”
And then curses me for loving his cat.
He goes inside cursing his cat and me.
Why can’t we share the cat?
He enjoys her, why can’t I?
There is time enough in a day
For both of us to have a turn.
The cat seems happy; so am I
It’s only the neighbor guy who’s not
He could keep her...
#cats
#polyamory
#jealousy
#relationships
#freedom
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Dragon
Dragon is my future cat. I haven’t got her yet.
She is an idea, a hope and a dream,
But that which is written has now been said,
And I am not one to break my word.
My words are my bond, bound truth, without which I am nothing.
One day, I promise, I will find her.
One day I will no longer be missing.
A dragon with a tortoise shell,
Like her predecessor and her son.
Those which were, have never been forgotten,
But I have lost the son and the mom,
To a former love; once upon a time she was mine.
It is time to walk a...
She is an idea, a hope and a dream,
But that which is written has now been said,
And I am not one to break my word.
My words are my bond, bound truth, without which I am nothing.
One day, I promise, I will find her.
One day I will no longer be missing.
A dragon with a tortoise shell,
Like her predecessor and her son.
Those which were, have never been forgotten,
But I have lost the son and the mom,
To a former love; once upon a time she was mine.
It is time to walk a...
#love
#dogs
#cats
#animals
#LifeAsAWriter
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Felicity Fatpaws - - Inspired by AtoMikbomb
Fed fishy food famously fatty foulness
funky fragrance fumes franticly flammable fog
fat frame flexible; feared fancy fast footwork fever
fluffy furry female feline frolics feeling flighty
familiar, favourite, feather floating; finally falls
false flag, faked, fraudulent, fight fain, flashy
feline felon's fierce focus faulty; feather flees
fat feline funnily flounders fearing failure
forecasted frumpy fickle fucked-up femme
funky fragrance fumes franticly flammable fog
fat frame flexible; feared fancy fast footwork fever
fluffy furry female feline frolics feeling flighty
familiar, favourite, feather floating; finally falls
false flag, faked, fraudulent, fight fain, flashy
feline felon's fierce focus faulty; feather flees
fat feline funnily flounders fearing failure
forecasted frumpy fickle fucked-up femme
#cats
#funny
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6 Comments
Cat Ass Trophy
She may curl up on your lap
Like a dog to have a nap
She may lounge on the piano lid
Or on the keys like Mozart did
She may stretch out on the window ledge
Or in the garden, sleeping under the hedge
Or on the lawn or in the tree top
Sitting on the fence is a place to stop
Lounges for a short time on a hot tin roof
she'll walk with a swagger; oh so aloof
she will catch the occasional mouse
and drag its dead carcase into the house
she simply won't be told what to do
sometimes crazy, sometimes...
Like a dog to have a nap
She may lounge on the piano lid
Or on the keys like Mozart did
She may stretch out on the window ledge
Or in the garden, sleeping under the hedge
Or on the lawn or in the tree top
Sitting on the fence is a place to stop
Lounges for a short time on a hot tin roof
she'll walk with a swagger; oh so aloof
she will catch the occasional mouse
and drag its dead carcase into the house
she simply won't be told what to do
sometimes crazy, sometimes...
#cats
#funny
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DEAD CAT RAP
(With art work)
What can you do with a dead cat?
I’ll tell you what you can do with that!
Skin it, stretch it and tan it
And make it into a hat
To hang upon a coat rack
Or use as a bathroom mat
With a dead cat’s guts
You can make a fiddle string
With its claws a backscratcher thing
Its teeth will make fine jewelry
Mounted on pretty earrings
You can taxidermy your dead cat
To give a rat some crap
Or scare your friend Matt
Pose it for Halloween with a bat
Or mount it on the hood ...
What can you do with a dead cat?
I’ll tell you what you can do with that!
Skin it, stretch it and tan it
And make it into a hat
To hang upon a coat rack
Or use as a bathroom mat
With a dead cat’s guts
You can make a fiddle string
With its claws a backscratcher thing
Its teeth will make fine jewelry
Mounted on pretty earrings
You can taxidermy your dead cat
To give a rat some crap
Or scare your friend Matt
Pose it for Halloween with a bat
Or mount it on the hood ...
#cats
#rhyming
#satirical
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My Burberry Cat
Have you ever seen my Burberry cat
He matches my Burberry baseball hat
He sports a stylish Burberry cravat
He’s stuffed with fluff, he’s round and fat
He doesn’t meow he doesn’t purr
He’s made of cloth and has no fur
He doesn’t eat, he doesn’t chew
No litter tray that smells of poo
All six whiskers are now missing
A faded mouth from too much kissing
One wonky eye, a pink scuffed nose
A gammy leg with three squashed toes
A torn ear, a broken tail
He’s elderly now and somewhat frail
I’ve had him such a long, long time
To...
He matches my Burberry baseball hat
He sports a stylish Burberry cravat
He’s stuffed with fluff, he’s round and fat
He doesn’t meow he doesn’t purr
He’s made of cloth and has no fur
He doesn’t eat, he doesn’t chew
No litter tray that smells of poo
All six whiskers are now missing
A faded mouth from too much kissing
One wonky eye, a pink scuffed nose
A gammy leg with three squashed toes
A torn ear, a broken tail
He’s elderly now and somewhat frail
I’ve had him such a long, long time
To...
#sadness
#cats
#funny
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10 Comments
Perspectimals
You you know what I see in a moth?
A butterfly who’s really into goth
And what about the silly panda bear?
A placid raccoon with extra fluff beneath its hair
How about a pussy cat?
I see a tiny lion acrobat
And the humble cricket
A mini singer in the thicket
Next time you see an animal, confess
Each one is like some other, more or less
A butterfly who’s really into goth
And what about the silly panda bear?
A placid raccoon with extra fluff beneath its hair
How about a pussy cat?
I see a tiny lion acrobat
And the humble cricket
A mini singer in the thicket
Next time you see an animal, confess
Each one is like some other, more or less
#cats
#animals
#butterfly
#lion
#rhyming
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eclipsing apple moon
darkened moon laughs
words glow like coals
tiger finds her path
subtle wink
brush curves sight in two strokes
cat prowls in shadows
full eye opens
sheet adorns window
purrs in silver grove
words glow like coals
tiger finds her path
subtle wink
brush curves sight in two strokes
cat prowls in shadows
full eye opens
sheet adorns window
purrs in silver grove
#cats
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a cats plea
Take care of my human
until I return
I have to go now
I know it's my turn
He is broken and scarred
and afraid of the light
but he keeps you safe
and he holds you tight
He may be cold
when it's winter outside
but has the warmest of hearts
beating inside
He loves you dearly
and shows it each day
so please stay with him,
don't go away
As for I have to go now
and I know he will hurt
so you have to watch him
stay at his side here on earth.
until I return
I have to go now
I know it's my turn
He is broken and scarred
and afraid of the light
but he keeps you safe
and he holds you tight
He may be cold
when it's winter outside
but has the warmest of hearts
beating inside
He loves you dearly
and shows it each day
so please stay with him,
don't go away
As for I have to go now
and I know he will hurt
so you have to watch him
stay at his side here on earth.
#hope
#death
#cats #animals
#cats #animals
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DU Poetry : Poems About Cats Seeking Honest Critique