DEAD CAT RAP

(With art work)
 
What can you do with a dead cat?
I’ll tell you what you can do with that!
Skin it, stretch it and tan it
And make it into a hat
To hang upon a coat rack  
Or use as a bathroom mat
 
With a dead cat’s guts  
You can make a fiddle string
With its claws a backscratcher thing
Its teeth will make fine jewelry
Mounted on pretty earrings  
 
You can taxidermy your dead cat
To give a rat some crap
Or scare your friend Matt
Pose it for Halloween with a bat
Or mount it on the hood
Of a classic 68’ Pontiac  
 
Dead cats are edible
Their taste is quite incredible
Once you’ve tasted a cat
You’ll want to eat more
You just got to have it  
 
You can put a catdaver into a catsserole  
Or for use it for a kitty catciatore recipe  
You can make catchup from its bleed  
And cattage cheese from its spleen
But the best way to serve a dead cat  
Is feed it too your baby brother for a snack
 
You can even use a dead cat
To fertilize your garden  
To grow tasty cataloupe  
Or catbage, catrots, catlery,  
catmatos, rutacatas, apricats  
Avocatdos and catcumbers
 
There are many things  
You can do with a dead cat
But there’s one thing you can’t
Is hug it, and love it
And have it love you back