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Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
There’s a tree by my desk
brought on by the oncoming
festive season.
I’ve done some shopping
but my heart isn’t in it.
“Merry Shitmas!”
If I had my ‘druthers’ I’d
be swingin’ in this hammock,
happily alone.
Throw in a good fishing
ability and an unlimited
supply of wood
and that would be it.
No internet would mean
goodbye, DU.
P.S. position open for cocktail
waiter. Clothing optional,
paid in fish.
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Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
12th Dec 2012 9:13pm
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Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
12th Dec 2012 9:25pm
haha merry shitmass ;-/
and expect an application for said position....
and expect an application for said position....
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re: Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
12th Dec 2012 9:40pm
lol, Boreas..
interviews will be on-site. applicants able to provide crushed ice will be viewed favorably.
interviews will be on-site. applicants able to provide crushed ice will be viewed favorably.
Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
12th Dec 2012 9:53pm
:) Clothes would be necessary, unless you have a secret crush on wolf man look alikes :p
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re: Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
13th Dec 2012 5:30am
I've changed my mind about going offline. Anyone bringing a REALLY long power extension cord gets the job.
Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
Anonymous
12th Dec 2012 10:21pm
Sounds good to me...love that Ataki.
Strider
Strider
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13th Dec 2012 5:43am
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13th Dec 2012 5:31am
Chuckles...
Might be hard to start a fire near that particular hammock, but I could definitely see where a fishing pole and the right bait might do you some good. Good luck with the waiter, and I hope you enjoy your holidays.
Very much enjoyed the read Atakti.
Uley
Might be hard to start a fire near that particular hammock, but I could definitely see where a fishing pole and the right bait might do you some good. Good luck with the waiter, and I hope you enjoy your holidays.
Very much enjoyed the read Atakti.
Uley
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13th Dec 2012 5:46am
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Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
13th Dec 2012 11:55am
*chuckles*
I already have enough sun and whatnot. Now if I can get Uley to bag a deer, I would be happy to let him keep his clothes on. for a little while at least. ;)
Good stuff Atakti !
I already have enough sun and whatnot. Now if I can get Uley to bag a deer, I would be happy to let him keep his clothes on. for a little while at least. ;)
Good stuff Atakti !
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re: Re: Escape Plan - 13 Days to Go
13th Dec 2012 8:11pm
Lol is Uley aware of these plans?
Not about sun, it's about some peace and quiet.
Not about sun, it's about some peace and quiet.
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13th Dec 2012 8:15pm
Atakti
I have 4 dogs, and 2 grown kids in this house
Uley naked
me naked
and a good deer roast for later ?
Yeah... That's peace and quiet ;) lol
I have 4 dogs, and 2 grown kids in this house
Uley naked
me naked
and a good deer roast for later ?
Yeah... That's peace and quiet ;) lol
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