My Hero

You're the syphilis, on my bell end
The abscess, on my gum
A fart in a jacuzzi
A convict on the run
With the putrid stench of submission
As you serve the powers that be
We're all in this together,
The big society

You're a rancid carcass
Decaying in the road
A rapist on viagra
A slimy spineless Toad
Your as useful as a seamen stain
Or non alcoholic beer
As you stand upon your pedestal
Spreading your propaganda and fear

You're eczema on my ass crack
Chicken pocks in my eyes
As painful as a hernia
With your cock stuck in your flies
With your Eaton education
And your right wing point of view
Please listen Mr Cameron
Because I will never vote for you