VP not to be

Filthy little gray-suited urchin
Gollum-faced, greed by the lot
Corporate-fucking, porkbelly, wannabe
Fuck you and your bible-belt driven plans.

This uterus is mine.

I daresay your misogynist misgivings
Won you a place at couch command
As a troll-derived also-ran
Who never learned to respect
his mother or his sister or his wife
or the little girl in the front row
whose pigtails dusted his math paper
they all aren't good enough for equal pay
or the chance to abort a rapists baby
or even the birth control they choose
because they're not just like you.

Keeping welfare for corporations
golf courses littered with your food stamps
The poor wait for piss to trickle down
but not from the greedy likes of you
your bladder will burst rather than release a drop

and when you burst, a piss-filled bullshit balloon,
I hope your mother is really fucking proud of you.