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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
A woman pours gasoline all over herself and her infant child
She lights a match, and the two of them go up in flames in the middle of their playground in town
The reason...Someone asked the woman, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Sucks for her and her infant.
She lights a match, and the two of them go up in flames in the middle of their playground in town
The reason...Someone asked the woman, "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Sucks for her and her infant.
Published 10th Feb 2025
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10th Feb 2025 10:08pm
11th Feb 2025 00:03am
10th Feb 2025 10:12pm
She's a couple of Klondike bars shy of a full box. Clever write, Keith. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
11th Feb 2025 00:04am
11th Feb 2025 1:34am
I'll give you a fifty-six year old used nipple.
I bet you don't have one of those in your collection.
I bet you don't have one of those in your collection.
11th Feb 2025 10:23am
HA! Actually I don't. Can I have a left and a right 56 year olds used nipples? I can then hook you up with a Klondike bar.
Thanks for the awesome reply. You rock!
Thanks for the awesome reply. You rock!
11th Feb 2025 10:36am
I can do the left. I’ll let you know about the right.
Does that mean I only get half?
Does that mean I only get half?
11th Feb 2025 10:38am
11th Feb 2025 10:40am
11th Feb 2025 4:00am
Jeeez. You sure know how to do dark humor. I always feel a little guilty for laughing, but the way that you dare to "go there" is funny.
11th Feb 2025 10:25am
That's good...laugh! I always find dark humor to be the kind of laughter that many are afraid to say they enjoy. Appreciate the comments and read. Thanks!!
11th Feb 2025 2:43pm
Nice! I used to eat those all the time! I miss ice cream but now it makes me feel sick lol
11th Feb 2025 2:46pm
That sucks! They have vegan ice cream out there. Try it out. Dairy free.
11th Feb 2025 2:50pm
Thanks it just doesn't taste good enough like real ice cream though. I remember we used to make homemade ice crewith my dad. Sooo delicious!
11th Feb 2025 2:51pm
