Trans Reindeers With The Hump

Tis now the eve of december
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night sky
Pulling santa and his sledge up high
But camels can sometimes spit
So imagine spitting camels pu8lling a sledge?
Soaring into the night sky
Doesn't paint such a pretty picture
Santa wearing coca cola red, as natural as
William of Orange carrotsorange carrots!
Better he should wear traditional green, like sprouts!
Rudolph, and the other reindeer are obviously trans
As only female reindeer have antlers this time of year
Surely santa should be on his pension by now
Which in turn, entitles him to a free bus pass
So perhaps he could deliver pressies this way
Then he'd have  no need for reindeer, or camels!
Perhaps a bit of interbreeding
And voila! Humpy Deer!
"Dear Santa, ive been reasonably well behaved this year"
"Apart from a few minor infringements involving Interpol"
"And a little touch of espionage, and fraud"
"I would like for christmas tum te tum te tum, erm........"
"If it's not to much trouble, your royal beardness"
"An alibi!"

by Jemia