Talking Pigeon

I went to see my doctor
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the legs!"
"You have legs on your stools!?"
I told her that they wouldn't be stools, without legs
They'd look more like a legless cheeseboard!
"Sounds like you may be constipated" said the doc
"No i'm fine down there
I did see a pigeon perched on one of my stools once!"
She didn't get the joke, so i left

by Jemia