An eye for a tooth

After an intense game of Chutes & Ladders, Mary hailed victorious over Gary
As everyone knows, Gary is a huge sore loser
He also had one to many drinks that evening
Mary decided to showboat a bit
The showboating was in Gary's face
He didn't like this one bit
He told Mary to back off
She wouldn't listen
With an unexpected scream, Gary slugged her twice in the mouth, knocking a tooth out of her mouth
He then said, "See, you don't need that dentist visit after all. I helped you out."
Mary said crying and upset, "That wasn't the tooth I needed extracting, it was my back wisdom tooth." "You knocked my front tooth out you piece of fucking shit!!"
"I HATE YOUR GUTS!!"
With a sigh, Gary went inside to get another beer and sat on the couch
Mary went up to his face and said, "THIS ISN'T OVER!"
Gary passed out sometime on the couch early in the morning hours
Maybe like 1 or 2 am
Mary decided to go into Gary's workshop and pull out the new Exacto Knife he bought a week ago
She said to herself, "Let's see how this cuts my ever loving husband."
Gary still passed out on the couch on his back
His snore was loud & obnoxious
Mary stood over him with the knife, pliers and a towel
She said, "I'm gonna help you with your ongoing eye issue."
She began cutting into Gary's eyelid and around the perimeter of the eye
He woke up shrieking, but wasn't able to move
Prior to this, Mary hog tied his legs and arms
She continued to cut down and deep
Using the knife almost like a saw
She finally made her way around the entire eye
She took his pliers and proceeded to pull the eye out of the socket
Blood and nerve endings were splattering all over Mary, the couch and the floor
She finally succeeded
She backed off of Gary with her prize possession
"C'mon Gary", she said with excitement
"Stop your cunting, use your "good" eye and look at what I just pulled from you!"
Gary screamed in torment saying, "YOU FUCKING TWAT, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!"
"Yeah Gary, Your eye for my tooth."
"Now you won't need that eye appointment next week. I took care of that for you!"
"You dumb bitch. I wasn't having an issue with my left eye, it was my right eye!!"
"You fouled up Mary"
They looked at one another with sorrow in their faces and both said that they were sorry for what they have done to one another
They hugged, kissed and both said "I Love You"
After Mary helped Gary clean up his eye wound they decided to go to bed
Before they went to bed, Gary placed his "eyeball" on his nightstand
He said to Mary, "Maybe this isn't a bad thing. I'll carry my eye as a lucky charm"
The next morning, Gary decided to walk up to the store and get the morning paper & a pack of cigarettes
While crossing the street, Gary was hit by a car
It was a hit & run
He was dead
Probably because of his poor vision
After he was run down, a dog was sniffing inside his pocket and found Gary's eyeball
The dog ate it
A few weeks later Mary had her teeth fixed
She began dating this guy who was blind and had two missing teeth!