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Guts, but no brains
She told me while we were at a cafe eating lunch, that the way I live my life would make her head explode
She can't handle more then one thing at a time, due to her anxiety
I told her that I would pay her $100 dollars to see her head explode
She said today was my lucky day, pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head
Part of her head exploded onto the wall and our table
Instead of $100, I placed a $50 in her bra, since I only saw part of her head explode
I got up, paid the cashier and left
She had guts but no brains, literally
She can't handle more then one thing at a time, due to her anxiety
I told her that I would pay her $100 dollars to see her head explode
She said today was my lucky day, pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head
Part of her head exploded onto the wall and our table
Instead of $100, I placed a $50 in her bra, since I only saw part of her head explode
I got up, paid the cashier and left
She had guts but no brains, literally
Published 13th Oct 2024
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14th Oct 2024 3:28am
Keith, this was definitely satire at its finest. Great write. Appreciate you.
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14th Oct 2024 11:57am
