Credit in heaven for eating oatmeal ?

Heaven    
That's your reward Jack    
You're lucky too    
You were on the cusp of other places    
Remember when you were 12    
Jacking off to your aunt with the big boobs    
Yeah    
Don't think I didn't see that God says    
She was pretty hot    
Especially to a young buck like you    
But that's what coming of age is    
Coming .. no pun    
Cumming    
That's more like it    
Back to oatmeal    
You died a good death    
Quick no fuss no muss heart attack    
No lengthy hospital stays    
Your ashes were spread in the park    
Next to your pets    
You lived a good life    
Maybe you didn't know it    
You had manners though    
Counts for a lot getting to heaven    
Good job    
Hand jobs are free here    
Your aunt is on aisle 9    
Waiting for you ...