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What's up?
I woke up,
In a sweaty fuck.
No condom.
So I'm out of luck.
I gave up.
Kept my mouth shut.
My imagination sucks.
So I farted.
The detective,
Puked his guts.
That's wassup.
In a sweaty fuck.
No condom.
So I'm out of luck.
I gave up.
Kept my mouth shut.
My imagination sucks.
So I farted.
The detective,
Puked his guts.
That's wassup.
Published 28th Aug 2024
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28th Aug 2024 2:04pm
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28th Aug 2024 2:09pm
I never realised passing wind could be an effective form of birth control, lol. But joking aside, this does read of an ordeal, a violation, if you will.
28th Aug 2024 2:10pm
Thank you. I was trying to inspire the "Me Too" community to defend themselves lmao
28th Aug 2024 2:13pm
Yes, well the comedy probably masks the serious undertone of the piece to some extent but nevertheless it's a good test of perception for all those who read this.
28th Aug 2024 2:16pm
It was our secret weapon all along. We've been holding it for a while. Im glad you're supporting the cause! Bless you! <3
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28th Aug 2024 3:48pm
I guess some action is better than none at all...signs of life are always a good thing...or are they. Hugs and love, dear one. Oral
28th Aug 2024 3:53pm
I mean if you're OK with me just playing dead, then I'm all for it! Lmao
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28th Aug 2024 9:51pm
Guys don't think women fart, especially pretty women. But when you're married everyone farts and it's normal and funny often...
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