Qualifications (Dick version)

There are several qualifications you will need to fuck me into oblivion.

1=Good tongue game
If you have to ask me am I close and I am staring at you? with my mouth open as too why you stopped. No, so get back down there
2=Grip
I need you to grab, toss, and pull me as if I weighed nothing. It reminds me of pizza dough, right?
3=Hips
Please, please take some vitamins for the joints. I need those hips to swerve like it is avoiding an accident. Hit the sides.
4=Pre cum or what I like the say the sugar before the juice
There is no such thing as too much. Let it out
5= Read the Room
If my ass is in the air. Stick it in the 2nd hole unless less begged for the 3rd.
6= Dicks
No excuses, you had it all your life. You know how to work it. Use it like it's a 9 to 5 that you like
Does size matter? Naa, You should have a technique by now.
7= Instruments
Gents use what is at your disposal. Goal is to reach the finish line.(Both partners)