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She was tired of her goddamn kid
The pain in the fucking ass kid
All the time, the kid
Never a quiet, clean moment to herself
Feeding, cleaning and waiting around to do it all over again
One day she said enough, I've had it
She took her kid and threw it down the incinerator chute
Her man came home and asked where the pain-in-the-ass kid was
She said she threw it in the incinerator
He nodded then began to chuckle
She began to chuckle as well  
He asked when dinner would be ready
She said soon
He said Great, I'm going to eat good tonight!