Fatty

Sometimes she sits on my padfolio
as I am in mid verse composure...
out on the back patio.

But a girl squirrel can't resist my nuts
and I can't say no to anything
that had half of her tail fur torn off.

I call her Fatty but it's mostly tit.
Maybe even a half dozen tits...or more...

I lost count after six.

So I figure she's a single mom,
if that's not too crass a thing to say,
and sometimes she makes off
with one of those extra long peanuts.

You know.

The ones with three instead of two,
which is great...
because for a few treasured moments
it looks like she's got a cigar in her kisser...
until she makes shorter work of it.

Of course a whole WALNUT seems like
she has a bowling ball on her face:
The same snout that turns up at almonds.

Go figure.

She will chase down a rolling filbert, though...

hardcore.