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" Moscow Marj elected to the Duma "  
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Trump quits politiks, sez, " I know I'm through"  
" I'll run Mar a Lago as free health Spa "  
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Speaker Johnson quits the reds joins the blues  
" Jesus told me to listen to my heart "  
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Congress grants statehood to Disney, this screws  
DeSantis, who may soon lose Florida    
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Jordan's bill to keep guns miles from all schools  
is expected to pass without much drama,  
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I'll put my paper to bed and have a snooze    
And what you read tomorrow might surprise ya,  
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